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[Tremendous Upside]

Apparently Ronnie was arrested in September for that fight

http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/413913_tvgif6.html

Sounds like charges might be dismissed

Dude is a rhino

Loved the roid rage back at the house as he flipped a picnic table over with one hand

 

[Bluestaples]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

I was hoping they would show what the other dude looked like after the fight.

we was probably an absolute mess. He probably took a couple dozen short shots right to the head

agreed, Ronnie was landing them squarely on the dude's head.I think Ronnie got hit at the very end as they were being pulled off, it looked like the guy got in a late shot.Next week looks EPIC: "can you pass me a roll" "looks like you already got plenty of rolls"

I was thinking Ron may have accidentally banged his head own head on the boardwalk or something

 

[Bluestaples]

Magro, who also gets into a separate brawl on the Jan. 7 episode, says he was acting in self-defense. “You’ll see throughout the show, we do go out and if we do get into an altercation,” he says. “It’s us just defending ourselves or reacting to somebody else.”

Apparently Ronnie was arrested in September for that fight

According to the previous post, it looks like he was arrested for a separate fight.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Apparently Ronnie was arrested in September for that fight

http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/413913_tvgif6.html

Sounds like charges might be dismissed

Dude is a rhino

Loved the roid rage back at the house as he flipped a picnic table over with one hand

He's bulky and well put together, but isn't he about 5'6". Dude seems small. Maybe it's just my T.V.

 

[TLEF316]

i think he's a little taller than that.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Apparently Ronnie was arrested in September for that fight

http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/413913_tvgif6.html

Sounds like charges might be dismissed

Dude is a rhino

Loved the roid rage back at the house as he flipped a picnic table over with one hand

He's bulky and well put together, but isn't he about 5'6". Dude seems small. Maybe it's just my T.V.

Not sure how tall he is, but short/sqaut/powerful seems rhino-like to me

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Apparently Ronnie was arrested in September for that fight

http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/413913_tvgif6.html

Sounds like charges might be dismissed

Dude is a rhino

Loved the roid rage back at the house as he flipped a picnic table over with one hand

He's bulky and well put together, but isn't he about 5'6". Dude seems small. Maybe it's just my T.V.

Not sure how tall he is, but short/sqaut/powerful seems rhino-like to me

I can give you Javelina or maybe pygmy rhino even, but for full on rhino I want the guy to be 6 feet at a bare minimum.Pic of pygmy rhino

 

[Major]

Apparently Ronnie was arrested in September for that fight

http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/413913_tvgif6.html

Sounds like charges might be dismissed

Dude is a rhino

Loved the roid rage back at the house as he flipped a picnic table over with one hand

He's bulky and well put together, but isn't he about 5'6". Dude seems small. Maybe it's just my T.V.

Not sure how tall he is, but short/sqaut/powerful seems rhino-like to me

I can give you Javelina or maybe pygmy rhino even, but for full on rhino I want the guy to be 6 feet at a bare minimum.Pic of pygmy rhino

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Apparently Ronnie was arrested in September for that fight

http://www.seattlepi.com/tvguide/413913_tvgif6.html

Sounds like charges might be dismissed

Dude is a rhino

Loved the roid rage back at the house as he flipped a picnic table over with one hand

He's bulky and well put together, but isn't he about 5'6". Dude seems small. Maybe it's just my T.V.

Not sure how tall he is, but short/sqaut/powerful seems rhino-like to me

I can give you Javelina or maybe pygmy rhino even, but for full on rhino I want the guy to be 6 feet at a bare minimum.Pic of pygmy rhino

Now that's a situation

 

[Major]

gym, tan, post on FFA, laundry

 

[skillz]

'The Grenade'

and her friend the "Grenade Launcher" Also like the "Creatures" reference <_< That being said, the Situation continues to strike out with the ladies.

 

[Bluestaples]

I as just going to post one of the pictures from this review, but the whole thing is worth a read: http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/...-episode-5.html

 

[QUEZILLA]

I wonder how long until Ronnie Cro-Magro starts training for UFC?

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/...-episode-5.html

Check out the other dudes first swing. He literally was like 2 feet away, and it was the worst form I have ever seen in my life. As if the dude wont be embarrassed enough by his behavior, he fights like an absolute girl. Then again, jerks like that probably don't think they are ever in the wrong.

And Sammie is indeed a drama queen. She was running her mouth, and he just pushed her a little. I doubt she was "traumatized."

 

[QUEZILLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WznLxFymP0o

here is a crappy version of the fight. its halfway through after Snookies

 

[Stingdiddy]

Did anyone else see The Situation on Sports Nation yesterday? I believe I caught the replay on ESPN2.

The Situation was a big hit and had everyone rolling.

Here's a clip, but, he was on the whole hour.

The Situation on Sports Nation

 

[TLEF316]

i crack up every time they show Ronnie laughing in the opening credits.

In fact, that whole sequence is pretty much

 

[TLEF316]

it was also really funny when the situation was just calling random numbers that he had asking for girls to come over.

i get it that girls might not want to look like sluts in front of the MTV cameras, but his performance (especially considering the trashy girls he's targetting) is pretty sad.

 

[Raider Nation]

Ronnie's face was all blown up on the after-show... he's got that Jerry Lewis "moon face" and it looks like his arms deflated.

Mike, meanwhile, now looks like he's shooting juice DIRECTLY into his biceps.

 

[TLEF316]

Ronnie's face was all blown up on the after-show... he's got that Jerry Lewis "moon face" and it looks like his arms deflated.Mike, meanwhile, now looks like he's shooting juice DIRECTLY into his biceps.

this makes his restraint last night even more impressive. A juice head who had been drinking avoiding a fight for that long? all things considered, thats pretty good.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Ronnie's face was all blown up on the after-show... he's got that Jerry Lewis "moon face" and it looks like his arms deflated.Mike, meanwhile, now looks like he's shooting juice DIRECTLY into his biceps.

this makes his restraint last night even more impressive. A juice head who had been drinking avoiding a fight for that long? all things considered, thats pretty good.

I think it's pretty clear that Ronnie is a pretty decent dude at heartI have plenty of sober non juicehead friends who would have thrown down LONG before thatAlso pretty clear that people are going out of their way to antagonize them b/c of the cameras, etc"Oh, they think they're hot ####...I'll show them..." sort of stuff

 

[TLEF316]

Ronnie's face was all blown up on the after-show... he's got that Jerry Lewis "moon face" and it looks like his arms deflated.Mike, meanwhile, now looks like he's shooting juice DIRECTLY into his biceps.

this makes his restraint last night even more impressive. A juice head who had been drinking avoiding a fight for that long? all things considered, thats pretty good.

I think it's pretty clear that Ronnie is a pretty decent dude at heartI have plenty of sober non juicehead friends who would have thrown down LONG before thatAlso pretty clear that people are going out of their way to antagonize them b/c of the cameras, etc"Oh, they think they're hot ####...I'll show them..." sort of stuff

that happens all the time on the Real world. When the show was in Philly a few years back, the guys caught all kinds of crap everywhere they went.

 

[Osaurus]

gym, tan, post on FFA, laundry

Instant classic!!!

 

[Major]

Ronnie's face was all blown up on the after-show... he's got that Jerry Lewis "moon face" and it looks like his arms deflated.Mike, meanwhile, now looks like he's shooting juice DIRECTLY into his biceps.

this makes his restraint last night even more impressive. A juice head who had been drinking avoiding a fight for that long? all things considered, thats pretty good.

I think it's pretty clear that Ronnie is a pretty decent dude at heartI have plenty of sober non juicehead friends who would have thrown down LONG before thatAlso pretty clear that people are going out of their way to antagonize them b/c of the cameras, etc"Oh, they think they're hot ####...I'll show them..." sort of stuff

that happens all the time on the Real world. When the show was in Philly a few years back, the guys caught all kinds of crap everywhere they went.

In Austin, it was much the same. I imagine it's 10x worse in Seaside Heights though. So many drunk and juiced DBs looking for attention.

 

[QUEZILLA]

gym, tan, post on FFA, laundry

Instant classic!!!

420, jerk it, ffa... repeat

 

[QUEZILLA]

Ronnie raged a little bit at the Shore house after the fight. He took out his aggression on that poor bench.

 

[biggyd]

On the Jersey shore after dark show, snooki admitted that she was 4'9". I would guess that makes roid rage ronnie 5'7".

How many more fights before the show ends? I would put the over / under at 3.

 

[bweiser]

On the Jersey shore after dark show, snooki admitted that she was 4'9". I would guess that makes roid rage ronnie 5'7".

How many more fights before the show ends? I would put the over / under at 3.

is that tall or around? because she is very round.

 

[biggyd]

On the Jersey shore after dark show, snooki admitted that she was 4'9". I would guess that makes roid rage ronnie 5'7".

How many more fights before the show ends? I would put the over / under at 3.

is that tall or around? because she is very round.

She admitted to that height (without hair puff) but I would bet she is 5' around.

 

[Major]

looks like he's shooting juice DIRECTLY into his biceps.

Thats not Anabolic-Androgenic-Steroids.Thats Synthol. Oil.

It makes you look deformed for the typical dumb user. And it certainly is SPOT injected into the place where you want a swelling effect. Oil sits in the muscle and doesnt leave.

here are the freaks who really go overboard...

http://images.doctissimo.fr/private/photo/...-309014669f.jpg

http://www.bodybuildingblog.co.uk/images/s...ol/synthol3.jpg

http://c.wrzuta.pl/wi7320/cb462d10002272624615f3f7/0/synthol

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff183/cptlzr/13.jpg

http://www.granieri.us/GOOGLE36EC95D890D0C...li%C2%BB/10.jpg

http://www.steroid-information.info/images/synthol7.jpg

...those are some pretty retahded situations. (Assuming) that Mike has applied it to his bi's, tri's, traps, delts and chest.

Choke - any guesses as to what type of stack WAS Ronnie on?

 

[Ryno]

"How do you get the best results? GTL baby. Gym, Tan, Laundry."

-Mike (The Situation)

 

[DA RAIDERS]

"during the scuffle snooks gets hit in the face again, poor girl, she needs to take some karate classes"

"or learn how to duck"

 

[Tiger Fan]

best line of the night was 'You don't even look Italian'

 

[Hov34]

The REAL Situation

I don't get it? Are these actors pretending to be in a reality show?

 

[JMon348]

The REAL Situation

I don't get it? Are these actors pretending to be in a reality show?

 

[Tiger Fan]

There's a Snookie sex tape out there somewhere

 

[Weiner Dog]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

Ronnie had some good MMA moves. He got in a good knee, got the full mount and even pulled guard at one point. Showed some natural talent.

As Joe Rogan would say, Ronnie even sunk his meat hooks into the guy. When they were being pulled apart, Ronnie had his legs wrapped for leverage. Nice.

 

[Raider Nation]

There's a Snookie sex tape out there somewhere

 

[IDrinkyourMilkshake]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..

- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love

- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again

- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend

- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again

- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA

- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized again

Am I alone on this?

 

[TobiasFunke]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized againAm I alone on this?

The Situation was the first to win over me and Mrs. Funke- the only one we liked after the first episode was Vinny, and we assumed we'd hate everyone else. But now we're big Pauly D fans, too. We were totally prepared to hate the guy, but now we're rooting for him. He even handled that d-bag in the bar with class. Seems like a good guy. Plus he tears it up on the ones and twos.Sammi:

 

[TLEF316]

The guys all seem to have some positive qualities. The girls are all awful though. (for diferent reasons)

 

[shuke]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized againAm I alone on this?

Snookie and possibly Sammy and the only two characters on this show that aren't likable. Everybody else I'd enjoy having a beer with.

 

[IDrinkyourMilkshake]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized againAm I alone on this?

Snookie and possibly Sammy and the only two characters on this show that aren't likable. Everybody else I'd enjoy having a beer with.

I would like to see you and JWOW hook up.

 

[bmarks6161]

I would like Ronnie a lot more if he was not with Sammy.

 

[Stingdiddy]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized againAm I alone on this?

Snookie and possibly Sammy and the only two characters on this show that aren't likable. Everybody else I'd enjoy having a beer with.

I would like to see you and JWOW hook up.

I'd be willing to bet that JWOWW is pretty damn good between the sheets.

 

[wadegarrett]

Did anyone else see The Situation on Sports Nation yesterday? I believe I caught the replay on ESPN2.

The Situation was a big hit and had everyone rolling.

Here's a clip, but, he was on the whole hour.

The Situation on Sports Nation

would like to have the secks w/ michelle

 

[IDrinkyourMilkshake]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized againAm I alone on this?

Snookie and possibly Sammy and the only two characters on this show that aren't likable. Everybody else I'd enjoy having a beer with.

I would like to see you and JWOW hook up.

I'd be willing to bet that JWOWW is pretty damn good between the sheets.

I've good things about shuke in the bedroom.

 

[QUEZILLA]

Pauly D is too old for a show like this, 28, but he is a perfect guido.

 

[Stingdiddy]

Let's play of Jersey Shore "F", Marry, Kill:

Snookie

JWOWW

Sammie Sweetheart

I'd "F" JOWW, marry Sammie Sweetheart and kill Snookie.

 

[Bluestaples]

I already married snookie

 

[RBM]

I started off hating the cast. Thought they were the worst kinds of people on Earth. But now I'm starting to think that these kids are allright..

- I'm hoping Pauly D and The Situation find true love

- I'm hoping Snookie never gets punched in the face again

- I'm hoping JWOW gets back with her boyfriend

- I'm hoping Vinny never gets pink eye again

- I'm hoping Ronnie has a career in MMA

- I'm hoping Sammy never gets traumatized again

Am I alone on this?

The Situation was the first to win over me and Mrs. Funke- the only one we liked after the first episode was Vinny, and we assumed we'd hate everyone else. But now we're big Pauly D fans, too. We were totally prepared to hate the guy, but now we're rooting for him. He even handled that d-bag in the bar with class. Seems like a good guy. Plus he tears it up on the ones and twos.Sammi:

And the wheels of steelSeriously, I like everybody except Sami. What a pain in the ### drama queen. Situation can be dooshy half the time but very funny the other half.

JWow