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Jersey Shore (1 Viewer)

Leeroy Jenkins said:
Bluestaples said:
Jobber said:
As others have mentioned before, I bet that one girl who left early on (forgot her name) is on suicide watch right about now. She's watching most of her fellow castmembers rake in easy money from this thing.
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according to the internet, she signed up for season 2 as well.
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I understand that its an option exercisable by MTV, but she will still get some kind of payment even if they decide not to use her.
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But it'll be cab fare, unless she starts getting the club host gigs those other morons are getting.
 
massraider said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Bluestaples said:
Jobber said:
As others have mentioned before, I bet that one girl who left early on (forgot her name) is on suicide watch right about now. She's watching most of her fellow castmembers rake in easy money from this thing.
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according to the internet, she signed up for season 2 as well.
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I understand that its an option exercisable by MTV, but she will still get some kind of payment even if they decide not to use her.
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But it'll be cab fare, unless she starts getting the club host gigs those other morons are getting.
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Right. My point is that she isnt necessarily going to be on the show.
 
Jobber said:
As others have mentioned before, I bet that one girl who left early on (forgot her name) is on suicide watch right about now. She's watching most of her fellow castmembers rake in easy money from this thing.
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ummm, in case you weren't listening she has a bartending job she is very proud of and was too good to be on a show where she had to work at a t-shirt shop.
 
moderated said:
Jobber said:
As others have mentioned before, I bet that one girl who left early on (forgot her name) is on suicide watch right about now. She's watching most of her fellow castmembers rake in easy money from this thing.
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ummm, in case you weren't listening she has a bartending job she is very proud of and was too good to be on a show where she had to work at a t-shirt shop.
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she pulled a Dunkleman
 
moderated said:
Jobber said:
As others have mentioned before, I bet that one girl who left early on (forgot her name) is on suicide watch right about now. She's watching most of her fellow castmembers rake in easy money from this thing.
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ummm, in case you weren't listening she has a bartending job she is very proud of and was too good to be on a show where she had to work at a t-shirt shop.
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On eof the underrated great lines of the show:"I'm bartender. I do great things."
 
moderated said:
Jobber said:
As others have mentioned before, I bet that one girl who left early on (forgot her name) is on suicide watch right about now. She's watching most of her fellow castmembers rake in easy money from this thing.
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ummm, in case you weren't listening she has a bartending job she is very proud of and was too good to be on a show where she had to work at a t-shirt shop.
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Met her the another night at a local bar in my city. She actually looks a lot better in person than on the show.
 
"Sammy, why would I go creeping when I have the hottest girl on South Beach?" :hophead:

I expect this next season to flop, but I expect Rawnie in full on creep mode by the end of episode one.

 
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I randomly ran into Pauly D at the Detroit airport last weekend. He was on my flight to State College, Pennslyvania when I was on my way to visit my girlfriend for the weekend.

Some girl went up to him while waiting to board the plane and asked him "Are you that guy from Jersey Shore?" and Pauly D feigned like he had never heard of it before. He goes, "Jersey Shore? Is that a movie?" The girl is laughing and tells him that it's a TV show, and Pauly D goes "Naw, I've never heard of it." Meanwhile, I snapped an undercover picture of him at the airport gate, shuke-style.

After landing in State College, Pauly D gets off the plane like a minute ahead me. As I walk through into the baggage claim area, I'm looking for my girlfriend who is supposed to be waiting for me, and there I see her with her back turned to me and Pauly D with his arm around her posing for a picture. Here's the picture. I think the picture is kind of funny because you can see me coming through the gate directly over Pauly's shoulder while Pauly D has his arm around my woman as she neglects me completely. My girlfriend said that he was really paranoid that he was going to be swarmed by mobs of people if they saw him posing for pictures, even though there were only like 8 people in the baggage claim area, all of whom were over the age of 55. When I walked up to Pauly D and my girlfriend, I said "Hey, what's up, Pauly? You spinning in State College this weekend?," which inexplicably came out in a slight fake Jersey accent. He said that he said that he was hosting an event in Altoona, which is like 20 miles from State College. We told him we'd have to go check out, but we didn't. Overall, he seemed like a decent enough guy.

 
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AcerFC said:
Buckfast 1 said:
AcerFC said:
Why is your girl blacked out. Didnt we vote for her to win some contest
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Ha. Yeah. It wasn't by my choice. She just thinks it's a bad picture of herself and didn't want me to post it.
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I like how you stepped to him and said Whats up Pauly like you were old mates
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Yeah, it really was a bit of an odd introduction. I was too busy trying to think up a cool way to say "DJing" to come up with normal introduction. Plus, he was already talking to my girlfriend, so I figured I had the in without a coherent introduction.
 
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In the short amount of time it took for you to walk out to the baggage claim, Pauly already smooshed yo girl... twice.

 
EYLive said:
In the short amount of time it took for you to walk out to the baggage claim, Pauly already smooshed yo girl... twice.
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:hifive: :hifive: That's what I was worried about. I've seen how Pauly D operates. If she gets pregnant and a fist-pumping mini-guido with a blow-out pops out, at least I know who to go looking for.
 
AcerFC said:
Buckfast 1 said:
AcerFC said:
Why is your girl blacked out. Didnt we vote for her to win some contest
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Ha. Yeah. It wasn't by my choice. She just thinks it's a bad picture of herself and didn't want me to post it.
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I like how you stepped to him and said Whats up Pauly like you were old mates
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Ha... Too bad that part of the story was made up. He didn't talk to Pauly D at all. Buckfast 1 exaggerates. Pauly D was a nice guy though. Just don't let Buckfast 1 fool you with his stories. Typically, 15% of what he says is actually accurate. I received a text from Buckfast saying I had to meet him at the airport because Pauly D was on his flight. Buckfast made sure to tell me ahead of time to bring my camera and how to spot him with the Yankees hat. I do love how he gets so detailed to say it came out in a "slight fake Jersey accent." Interesting...
 
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PSUGirl said:
AcerFC said:
Buckfast 1 said:
AcerFC said:
Why is your girl blacked out. Didnt we vote for her to win some contest
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Ha. Yeah. It wasn't by my choice. She just thinks it's a bad picture of herself and didn't want me to post it.
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I like how you stepped to him and said Whats up Pauly like you were old mates
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Ha... Too bad that part of the story was made up. He didn't talk to Pauly D at all. Buckfast 1 exaggerates. Pauly D was a nice guy though. Just don't let Buckfast 1 fool you with his stories. Typically, 15% of what he says is actually accurate. I received a text from Buckfast saying I had to meet him at the airport because Pauly D was on his flight. Buckfast made sure to tell me ahead of time to bring my camera and how to spot him with the Yankees hat. I do love how he gets so detailed to say it came out in a "slight fake Jersey accent." Interesting...
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:lmao:
 
PSUGirl said:
AcerFC said:
Buckfast 1 said:
AcerFC said:
Why is your girl blacked out. Didnt we vote for her to win some contest
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Ha. Yeah. It wasn't by my choice. She just thinks it's a bad picture of herself and didn't want me to post it.
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I like how you stepped to him and said Whats up Pauly like you were old mates
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Ha... Too bad that part of the story was made up. He didn't talk to Pauly D at all. Buckfast 1 exaggerates. Pauly D was a nice guy though. Just don't let Buckfast 1 fool you with his stories. Typically, 15% of what he says is actually accurate. I received a text from Buckfast saying I had to meet him at the airport because Pauly D was on his flight. Buckfast made sure to tell me ahead of time to bring my camera and how to spot him with the Yankees hat. I do love how he gets so detailed to say it came out in a "slight fake Jersey accent." Interesting...
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Blowin up spots!
 
Buckfast 1 said:
I randomly ran into Pauly D at the Detroit airport last weekend. He was on my flight to State College, Pennslyvania when I was on my way to visit my girlfriend for the weekend.

Some girl went up to him while waiting to board the plane and asked him "Are you that guy from Jersey Shore?" and Pauly D feigned like he had never heard of it before. He goes, "Jersey Shore? Is that a movie?" The girl is laughing and tells him that it's a TV show, and Pauly D goes "Naw, I've never heard of it." Meanwhile, I snapped an undercover picture of him at the airport gate, shuke-style.

After landing in State College, Pauly D gets off the plane like a minute ahead me. As I walk through into the baggage claim area, I'm looking for my girlfriend who is supposed to be waiting for me, and there I see her with her back turned to me and Pauly D with his arm around her posing for a picture. Here's the picture. I think the picture is kind of funny because you can see me coming through the gate directly over Pauly's shoulder while Pauly D has his arm around my woman as she neglects me completely. My girlfriend said that he was really paranoid that he was going to be swarmed by mobs of people if they saw him posing for pictures, even though there were only like 8 people in the baggage claim area, all of whom were over the age of 55. When I walked up to Pauly D and my girlfriend, I said "Hey, what's up, Pauly? You spinning in State College this weekend?," which inexplicably came out in a slight fake Jersey accent. He said that he said that he was hosting an event in Altoona, which is like 20 miles from State College. We told him we'd have to go check out, but we didn't. Overall, he seemed like a decent enough guy.
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wtf is that thing next to you in the second pic? Looks like Yoda.
 
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