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Jersey Shore (1 Viewer)

QUEZILLA said:
"I had a feeling where I just wanted to make out with someone, so I just made out with Ryder, cuz al the guys like that"Way to take one for the team Snickers!
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This was also awesome.Side note: are the pictures you posted :e:lsewhere actually you? Because if they are, i'm pretty sure you could have been an extra on this show (no offense)
 
TLEF316 said:
QUEZILLA said:
"I had a feeling where I just wanted to make out with someone, so I just made out with Ryder, cuz al the guys like that"Way to take one for the team Snickers!
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This was also awesome.Side note: are the pictures you posted :e:lsewhere actually you? Because if they are, i'm pretty sure you could have been an extra on this show (no offense)
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:rolleyes: Come on TLEF316, you've been around here long enough to smell out the fish.
 
QUEZILLA said:
TLEF316 said:
QUEZILLA said:
"I had a feeling where I just wanted to make out with someone, so I just made out with Ryder, cuz al the guys like that"Way to take one for the team Snickers!
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This was also awesome.Side note: are the pictures you posted :e:lsewhere actually you? Because if they are, i'm pretty sure you could have been an extra on this show (no offense)
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:rolleyes: Come on TLEF316, you've been around here long enough to smell out the fish.
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apparently not. I kinda thought that was actually what you looked like. i've been reading all your posts with that guy in mind for like the past 9 months.
 
TLEF316 said:
QUEZILLA said:
TLEF316 said:
QUEZILLA said:
"I had a feeling where I just wanted to make out with someone, so I just made out with Ryder, cuz al the guys like that"Way to take one for the team Snickers!
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This was also awesome.Side note: are the pictures you posted :e:lsewhere actually you? Because if they are, i'm pretty sure you could have been an extra on this show (no offense)
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:confused: Come on TLEF316, you've been around here long enough to smell out the fish.
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apparently not. I kinda thought that was actually what you looked like. i've been reading all your posts with that guy in mind for like the past 9 months.
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:kicksrock: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
General Malaise said:
General Malaise said:
I'm about to watch my very first episode in an hour. I'm pretty pumped. I think?
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Oooooof. Well, I watched about 90 minutes of this last night. It's like the Real World, only with dumber people and uglier girls. I'd like to watch the episode where one of the idiots punches a girl, but for my soul and my brain, I think I'm better off not watching this in the future.I'd like to see an interview with the parents of these morons. They have got to be humiliated.
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More like they are proud and brag about their kid being famous.
 
Hopefully with lazy Angelina gone we get to see more of Sneakas and Rawnie.

Too bad they don't bring a replacement for the departed. I'd be all for bringing back the guy from the episode of True Life

 
D said:
Hopefully with lazy Angelina gone we get to see more of Sneakas and Rawnie.Too bad they don't bring a replacement for the departed. I'd be all for bringing back the guy from the episode of True Life
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Yeah, you'd think they'd have some understudies or some #### on call.
 
This show is awesome.

But these girls have to stop eating all that pasta. Maybe pick up a salad once in a while.

 
What's interesting is how ripped the guido's are and how out of shape (given their age) the guidettes are. What happened to guys who spend most their lives in a gym date chicks who have killer bodies?

It would be great if the show just threw in a regular joe from a different part of the country into the house.

 
pantherclub said:
I was thinking about this show earlier and the only thing that would make it better is if they added a random person who had no knowledge of guidos, like myself, and see how they would handle the situation. The dumbfounded looks on this person face would be priceless.
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Walton Goggins said:
It would be great if the show just threw in a regular joe from a different part of the country into the house.
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Walton Goggins said:
Honda. Let's keep things fresh in this thread, TS.
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Nice job there walt
 
Roniie "I thought the Jersey Shore was the best thing that ever happened to me, now I think it is you"

pure poetry.

As Walter and Myself have stated putting a complete outsider in the middle of this madness is the only possible way to enhance the show. Being from the south I have never been exposed to this breed of creature and I am fascinated. The lingo, the attire, the hygiene habits and their hair styling could give Sigmund Freud enough work for 3 lifetimes. The mating ritual is a step above a gorilla and 2 steps below an average human. They display a lot of territorial traits of the silverback but use slightly more logic when once rejected. As the situation said after being continuously rejected "I am going to get her and bring her close tand then leave her hanging at the last second." Pure art.

 
pantherclub said:
Roniie "I thought the Jersey Shore was the best thing that ever happened to me, now I think it is you"
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I feel like I don't appreciate growing up on and around the Jersey Shore enough. It's the best thing to ever happen to some people, and here I always took it for granted.
 
Glad that ***-blocker Angelina is gone. The Guidos of the house have immediately reaped the rewards of her leaving [hottub scene].

 
pantherclub said:
Roniie "I thought the Jersey Shore was the best thing that ever happened to me, now I think it is you" pure poetry.As Walter and Myself have stated putting a complete outsider in the middle of this madness is the only possible way to enhance the show. Being from the south I have never been exposed to this breed of creature and I am fascinated. The lingo, the attire, the hygiene habits and their hair styling could give Sigmund Freud enough work for 3 lifetimes. The mating ritual is a step above a gorilla and 2 steps below an average human. They display a lot of territorial traits of the silverback but use slightly more logic when once rejected. As the situation said after being continuously rejected "I am going to get her and bring her close tand then leave her hanging at the last second." Pure art.
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I speak from experience. I'm from Texas originally. Moved to NYC in 99. Got a share on the Jersey Shore in 2000 and will never do it again. I have no problem picking up wimmenz in the Hamptons but in NJ, it's near impossible for a guy that doesn't juice, have tribal band tattoos or dress/act like a total DB. It's fun for a weekend but anymore than that is too much. Never went to Seaside Heights but had 8 weekends in Belmar (equally bad) and Spring Lake (the only place for normal people).
 
Looks like next week is the week Sneakas gets coldcocked.

Nice to see teachers staying productive during their offseason.

 
i really can't believe this thread has reached 7 pages and the line of the series hasn't been posted:

snookie, eatiing a pickle: 'i like to suck the juice out.'

i nearly pissed myself.

i can't see anyone thinking anyone other than sammi is remotely attractive. angelina was OK, but like others have said, a #####.

jwoww? i'd rather hook up with a shamwow than jwoww. she's a serious disease-carrying skank.

 
editor47 said:
i really can't believe this thread has reached 7 pages and the line of the series hasn't been posted:

snookie, eatiing a pickle: 'i like to suck the juice out.'

i nearly pissed myself.

i can't see anyone thinking anyone other than sammi is remotely attractive. angelina was OK, but like others have said, a #####.

jwoww? i'd rather hook up with a shamwow than jwoww. she's a serious disease-carrying skank.
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:confused: Sammi Extensions is the best of this runt laden litter. Angelina is in the running for most worthless female in the universe (dumb, unhappy, CBlocks, no work ethic and thinks she's a dime when she's barely approaches a 5 on most rating scales).

I concur about J-Woww's cleanliness but right about now I'd take my chances on the slap chop front (assuming I had the Magnums handy, yo!).

 
Aww, now that's terrible.

Although I think I've seen the clip about a hundred times, never noticed until now in the looped .gif how the guy's head just rotates around like the terminator or something. Everytime I've seen the clip I'm just watching Snicker so I can see the whiplash, now looking at the guy is creeping me out, yet I cannot look away.

 
Does anyone else think that Ronnie dancing looks like a mixture of the russian dance (cross arms, dip down, kick feet out) and the lord of the dance?

Was in AC this weekend and it was hillarious seeing all this first hand.

 
Is that what guys do now? Stand in a circle of five and dance with each other while one of the guys shakes his ### at them?

 
I have to know the how/why Mike calls himself "The Situation"

I liked when the T-shirt shop owner asked him about his nickname and Mike seems a wee bit embarassed when he admits to it.

 
Franknbeans said:
I have to know the how/why Mike calls himself "The Situation"I liked when the T-shirt shop owner asked him about his nickname and Mike seems a wee bit embarassed when he admits to it.
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its because his abs are so ripped that they call it the situation. Duh.
 
TLEF316 said:
Franknbeans said:
I have to know the how/why Mike calls himself "The Situation"I liked when the T-shirt shop owner asked him about his nickname and Mike seems a wee bit embarassed when he admits to it.
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its because his abs are so ripped that they call it the situation. Duh.
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Some people just can't handle The Situation. They wanna think they know, but they don't. It's indescribable. You see it, and you know The Situation. But after, you're like wow what just happened? Then you're not in The Situation anymore. But you wanna be, because you wanna be able to understand it. But you can't. The Situation is incomprehensible. You're there, and you comprehend it. But then it's gone, and you're like I can't even comprehend. That's The Situation. Pretty straight-forward.
 
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Good stuff. The Situation actually seems like a good dude. To tell you the truth, most of the guys on the show aren't nearly as douchey as the average guido you'll meet on the shore (even though they look the part).
 
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