Jersey Shore (2 Viewers)

[The Situation]

The crew was on The Jay Leno Show tonight, doing the Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars. :::Leno shows a picture of Muammar Qaddafi:::Jay: Can anyone identify this man?Schnickahz: LIONEL RICHIE!!!

That's just stupid. It's not remotely funny.

It's hysterical.

 

[Major]

The crew was on The Jay Leno Show tonight, doing the Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars. :::Leno shows a picture of Muammar Qaddafi:::Jay: Can anyone identify this man?Schnickahz: LIONEL RICHIE!!!

That's just stupid. It's not remotely funny.

Seems like The Situation has a full-time job for GM

 

[koby925]

It is funny for me b/c I spent some time on the shore the first summer I lived in NYC. Anyone in the NYC area in the summer should go to Belmar and Seaside Heights just for the culture.

MEH....maybe for a night just to see that these ppl actually exist, but there are many towns on the shore that are nothing like Belmar and Seaside Heights. Even for the Jersey shore, those places are outrageous.

 

[Franknbeans]

My Jersey Shore nickname is Bones which is funny because way back in 6th grade, that's what my nick name was (I was on the thin side).

 

[JZilla]

I watched the first episode of this just to see. That's probably all I'll watch. Not that it was horrible, just not my thing, I never got into any of this Real World crap.

The guys seem pretty normal. That guy Vinny is just a regular Staten Island kid. The rest are roided up guidos but none of them seem too douchey beyond that. I mean, they're douches don't get me wrong, but not much douchier than the national average. I could drink with those guys.

The chicks are awful. I'm not sure they're any worse personality-wise than any other reality TV bimbo idiots, but they look like ####. That Snickers is downright repulsive.

I don't know what all the hubbub's about with advertisers pulling out and all that. Domino's must hate Italian-American kids.

 

[Major]

It is funny for me b/c I spent some time on the shore the first summer I lived in NYC. Anyone in the NYC area in the summer should go to Belmar and Seaside Heights just for the culture.

MEH....maybe for a night just to see that these ppl actually exist, but there are many towns on the shore that are nothing like Belmar and Seaside Heights. Even for the Jersey shore, those places are outrageous.

That's the idea buddy.

 

[The Situation]

My Jersey Shore nickname is Bones which is funny because way back in 6th grade, that's what my nick name was (I was on the thin side).

The Shore knows things.::cuelostsoundtrack::

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I'm Italian and am generally not offended by this show, but I can see why some might be. The whole thing reminds me of Dave Chappelle's "Mad Real World" sketch where he threw together a bunch of ghetto personalities and then one corn-fed white guy. MTV decided to throw a specific stereotype of Itlalian in a house together. What would happen if they did what Chappelle wrote as a joke?

 

[EYLive]

gameday bump?

 

[Major]

gameday bump?

fist bump for tonight

 

[Voltaire]

We're gonna have sex. That's the situation.

 

[biggyd]

Chill out freckles McGee.

 

[Voltaire]

Did that girl Freckles McGee really say she was on her period or is that what we're supposed to assume when girls won't let us take their pants off?

 

[biggyd]

Did that girl Freckles McGee really say she was on her period or is that what we're supposed to assume when girls won't let us take their pants off?

Freckles was good to go with the situation. the problem was her friend flo, who was hooking up with Pauly D.Can't wait to see snooki dancing

 

[TLEF316]

"We Smooshed"

 

[modogg]

Wow, i call total b.s. on MTV for this show tonight. I am not a loyal follower, but i was intrigued to see a guy really punch a girl. I didn't think it was possible that some dude could be that much of a dueche, but judging by the previews it was. So i spent an hour of my life watching the show to see it, and the Mother F'ers at MTV black out the screen when she gets hit. Ugh, what a crappy move, and i hope they feel they are morally correct now because they didn't show it, but previewed it 50 times on MTV this week. .

 

[AcerFC]

Wow, i call total b.s. on MTV for this show tonight. I am not a loyal follower, but i was intrigued to see a guy really punch a girl. I didn't think it was possible that some dude could be that much of a dueche, but judging by the previews it was. So i spent an hour of my life watching the show to see it, and the Mother F'ers at MTV black out the screen when she gets hit. Ugh, what a crappy move, and i hope they feel they are morally correct now because they didn't show it, but previewed it 50 times on MTV this week. .

meh, we have seen it beforeMy major problem was that the kid was allowed to leave walking outI am not a violent person, but if someone I know gets punched in the face, and she happens to be a 4 foot nothing girl, you better believe that I will at least get on the guy. Not saying I can beat anyone in a fight but he is not just walking out casually. Even J wow was trying to get in there. I know Pauly likes to fight, where was he

 

[Tusken Raider]

The crew was on The Jay Leno Show tonight, doing the Battle of the Celebrity All-Stars.

:::Leno shows a picture of Muammar Qaddafi:::

Jay: Can anyone identify this man?

Schnickahz: LIONEL RICHIE!!!

That's just stupid. It's not remotely funny.

Just spent an hour trying to fall asleep to this show. First thing that came to mind was
from a few years back. Now THAT was good schtick.

 

[Walton Goggins]

grenade

 

[pantherclub]

This show is amazing, it is like looking into an alternate universe. The dancing and behavior at the clubs leaves me for a loss of words.

 

[NMYMND]

I want to "put you in the equation" would sound better coming from The Situation.

And I like how Pauly and The Situation keep making comments about how Ronnie is not having any fun because he hooked up with Sammi, but aren't Ronnie and Sammi the only ones in the house actually getting any action? The show keeps hinting that the other guys can never close the deal.

 

[Jobber]

The preview for next week looks hilarious. Ronnie while The Situation and the rest are with a ton of chicks the next boat over.

 

[Billy Bats]

Wow, i call total b.s. on MTV for this show tonight. I am not a loyal follower, but i was intrigued to see a guy really punch a girl. I didn't think it was possible that some dude could be that much of a dueche, but judging by the previews it was. So i spent an hour of my life watching the show to see it, and the Mother F'ers at MTV black out the screen when she gets hit. Ugh, what a crappy move, and i hope they feel they are morally correct now because they didn't show it, but previewed it 50 times on MTV this week. .

meh, we have seen it beforeMy major problem was that the kid was allowed to leave walking outI am not a violent person, but if someone I know gets punched in the face, and she happens to be a 4 foot nothing girl, you better believe that I will at least get on the guy. Not saying I can beat anyone in a fight but he is not just walking out casually. Even J wow was trying to get in there. I know Pauly likes to fight, where was he

That was my first reaction. If that happened with a group I was with, that clown would've been going to the hospital on a stretcher before he went to jail.

 

[Major]

Wow, i call total b.s. on MTV for this show tonight. I am not a loyal follower, but i was intrigued to see a guy really punch a girl. I didn't think it was possible that some dude could be that much of a dueche, but judging by the previews it was. So i spent an hour of my life watching the show to see it, and the Mother F'ers at MTV black out the screen when she gets hit. Ugh, what a crappy move, and i hope they feel they are morally correct now because they didn't show it, but previewed it 50 times on MTV this week. .

meh, we have seen it beforeMy major problem was that the kid was allowed to leave walking out

I am not a violent person, but if someone I know gets punched in the face, and she happens to be a 4 foot nothing girl, you better believe that I will at least get on the guy. Not saying I can beat anyone in a fight but he is not just walking out casually.

Even J wow was trying to get in there. I know Pauly likes to fight, where was he

Typical guido action. Once the guy is in safe distance they act tough. I couldn't believe that dude walked out without getting destroyed. I'm not much of a guy to start fights but you better believe a steel toe boot to the face would've been in order once we got him down.

 

[Major]

The preview for next week looks hilarious. Ronnie while The Situation and the rest are with a ton of chicks the next boat over.

0-13 with MTV cameras following you around??? now that's a sad situation.

 

[TLEF316]

yeah, i cant believe the guy made it out of the bar. Obviously, we didnt see the whole thing (and the editing makes the timeline impossible to determine) but he's lucky he stumbled right out into the arms of a cop.

 

[Drifter]

yeah, i cant believe the guy made it out of the bar. Obviously, we didnt see the whole thing (and the editing makes the timeline impossible to determine) but he's lucky he stumbled right out into the arms of a cop.

A place like that has a pretty high and aggressive security presence. I'm willing to bet they were on that scene within seconds of her getting punched.

 

[QUEZILLA]

I can't believe they were calling that girl a grenade like that on tv. Suicide in 3,2,1...

 

[TLEF316]

I can't believe they were calling that girl a grenade like that on tv. Suicide in 3,2,1...

haha, she was hideous though.I actually think i've seen the blonde that was in the hot tub with in the begining (i think she was making out with Paulie D). She looked very familiar. I've either seen her out somewhere or run accross her picture on an I-dating site.

 

[Major]

I can't believe they were calling that girl a grenade like that on tv. Suicide in 3,2,1...

I was at Pauly and Sitch ragging on that poor girl. I do that all the time but not on national tv. Also at J-Wowww's excuse for grinding with Pauly in a conversation with her b/f. I forget her exact words but her excuse was the DJ was playing house music. Never heard of battling on the dance floor. I always thought this was something MCs do.

 

[Jobber]

I can't believe they were calling that girl a grenade like that on tv. Suicide in 3,2,1...

I was at Pauly and Sitch ragging on that poor girl. I do that all the time but not on national tv. Also at J-Wowww's excuse for grinding with Pauly in a conversation with her b/f. I forget her exact words but her excuse was the DJ was playing house music.

Never heard of battling on the dance floor. I always thought this was something MCs do.

And the best part was after she stated "we were Battling it Out on the dance floor" her boyfriend said "oh, ok." Like that makes it OK to grind her ganch on some other dude.

 

[QUEZILLA]

I can't believe they were calling that girl a grenade like that on tv. Suicide in 3,2,1...

I was at Pauly and Sitch ragging on that poor girl. I do that all the time but not on national tv. Also at J-Wowww's excuse for grinding with Pauly in a conversation with her b/f. I forget her exact words but her excuse was the DJ was playing house music.

Never heard of battling on the dance floor. I always thought this was something MCs do.

And the best part was after she stated "we were Battling it Out on the dance floor" her boyfriend said "oh, ok." Like that makes it OK to grind her ganch on some other dude.

Then Snickers gets on the phone to stick up for her "they were playing house music." duh...

 

[QUEZILLA]

Oh, and the part with Snickers and her mom was dumb.

 

[AcerFC]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs?

Are there really battles like out of a beat street movie

ETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

 

[TLEF316]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs? Are there really battles like out of a beat street movieETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

Last winter, i saw 2 of the sluttiest girls i have ever seen out at a bar wearing practically nothing. (no underwear, and we all caught multiple glimpses) they were basically dryhumping eachother on the dance floor for 2 hours. Every other girl in the place hated them. Some guy tried to jump on board and ended up buying them 7 or 8 drinks a piece until they left without him. No flips though.Vinny actually looks almost exactly like my future step brother. It always cracks me up.

 

[george]

I can't believe they were calling that girl a grenade like that on tv. Suicide in 3,2,1...

I was at Pauly and Sitch ragging on that poor girl. I do that all the time but not on national tv. Also at J-Wowww's excuse for grinding with Pauly in a conversation with her b/f. I forget her exact words but her excuse was the DJ was playing house music.

Never heard of battling on the dance floor. I always thought this was something MCs do.

And the best part was after she stated "we were Battling it Out on the dance floor" her boyfriend said "oh, ok." Like that makes it OK to grind her ganch on some other dude.

Every time one of them said "Battling" related to dancing, I laughed/groaned. I'm old and didn't know anyone other than breakdancers and characters in Ben Stiller movies did this.

 

[pantherclub]

I challenge anyone to name a better show on TV right now.

 

[Walton Goggins]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs? Are there really battles like out of a beat street movieETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

Last winter, i saw 2 of the sluttiest girls i have ever seen out at a bar wearing practically nothing. (no underwear, and we all caught multiple climpses) they were basically dryhumping eachother on the dance floor for 2 hours. Every other girl in the place hated them. Some guy tried to jump on board and ended up buying them 7 or 8 drinks a piece until they left without him. No flips though.

At least when Snicks says she wants full attention on her at a club she backs it up but yea those types of chicks rarely go home with you, they are total exhibitionists.

 

[Walton Goggins]

I challenge anyone to name a better show on TV right now.

This show will be talked about way after it's done. I may have undersold this show when I started the thread.

 

[TLEF316]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs? Are there really battles like out of a beat street movieETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

Last winter, i saw 2 of the sluttiest girls i have ever seen out at a bar wearing practically nothing. (no underwear, and we all caught multiple climpses) they were basically dryhumping eachother on the dance floor for 2 hours. Every other girl in the place hated them. Some guy tried to jump on board and ended up buying them 7 or 8 drinks a piece until they left without him. No flips though.

At least when Snicks says she wants full attention on her at a club she backs it up but yea those types of chicks rarely go home with you, they are total exhibitionists.

how many drinks do you need to buy in an attempt to secure a possible 3-some (with 2 complete whores) before it becomes -EV? Serious question....I'm going out in Philly tonight.

 

[Walton Goggins]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs?

Are there really battles like out of a beat street movie

ETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

Last winter, i saw 2 of the sluttiest girls i have ever seen out at a bar wearing practically nothing. (no underwear, and we all caught multiple climpses) they were basically dryhumping eachother on the dance floor for 2 hours. Every other girl in the place hated them. Some guy tried to jump on board and ended up buying them 7 or 8 drinks a piece until they left without him. No flips though.

At least when Snicks says she wants full attention on her at a club she backs it up but yea those types of chicks rarely go home with you, they are total exhibitionists.

how many drinks do you need to buy in an attempt to secure a possible 3-some (with 2 complete whores) before it becomes -EV? Serious question....I'm going out in Philly tonight.

 

[Snickers]

I can't believe they were calling that girl a grenade like that on tv. Suicide in 3,2,1...

I was at Pauly and Sitch ragging on that poor girl. I do that all the time but not on national tv. Also at J-Wowww's excuse for grinding with Pauly in a conversation with her b/f. I forget her exact words but her excuse was the DJ was playing house music.

Never heard of battling on the dance floor. I always thought this was something MCs do.

And the best part was after she stated "we were Battling it Out on the dance floor" her boyfriend said "oh, ok." Like that makes it OK to grind her ganch on some other dude.

In fairness to J-Wow, it was house music they were dancing to...it wasn't R&B.

 

[QUEZILLA]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs? Are there really battles like out of a beat street movieETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

Last winter, i saw 2 of the sluttiest girls i have ever seen out at a bar wearing practically nothing. (no underwear, and we all caught multiple climpses) they were basically dryhumping eachother on the dance floor for 2 hours. Every other girl in the place hated them. Some guy tried to jump on board and ended up buying them 7 or 8 drinks a piece until they left without him. No flips though.

At least when Snicks says she wants full attention on her at a club she backs it up but yea those types of chicks rarely go home with you, they are total exhibitionists.

how many drinks do you need to buy in an attempt to secure a possible 3-some (with 2 complete whores) before it becomes -EV? Serious question....I'm going out in Philly tonight.

save your money

 

[Walton Goggins]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs? Are there really battles like out of a beat street movieETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

Last winter, i saw 2 of the sluttiest girls i have ever seen out at a bar wearing practically nothing. (no underwear, and we all caught multiple climpses) they were basically dryhumping eachother on the dance floor for 2 hours. Every other girl in the place hated them. Some guy tried to jump on board and ended up buying them 7 or 8 drinks a piece until they left without him. No flips though.

At least when Snicks says she wants full attention on her at a club she backs it up but yea those types of chicks rarely go home with you, they are total exhibitionists.

how many drinks do you need to buy in an attempt to secure a possible 3-some (with 2 complete whores) before it becomes -EV? Serious question....I'm going out in Philly tonight.

save your money

Never buy a chick drinks unless you take her out or it's crystal clear you guys are going to hook up. Having booze back at your place is the better way to get them back at your place. Oh and for 3-some you have to make sure they are together and not just gathering attention for free drinks which is primarily the case.

 

[YSR]

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Back End

 

[Major]

How bout Snickers doing naked flips with her thong. Do these things really happen at clubs? Are there really battles like out of a beat street movieETA: Do people really pound the floor before they fist pump

Last winter, i saw 2 of the sluttiest girls i have ever seen out at a bar wearing practically nothing. (no underwear, and we all caught multiple climpses) they were basically dryhumping eachother on the dance floor for 2 hours. Every other girl in the place hated them. Some guy tried to jump on board and ended up buying them 7 or 8 drinks a piece until they left without him. No flips though.

At least when Snicks says she wants full attention on her at a club she backs it up but yea those types of chicks rarely go home with you, they are total exhibitionists.

how many drinks do you need to buy in an attempt to secure a possible 3-some (with 2 complete whores) before it becomes -EV? Serious question....I'm going out in Philly tonight.

save your money

buy them x and coke instead

 

[TLEF316]

At least when Snicks says she wants full attention on her at a club she backs it up but yea those types of chicks rarely go home with you, they are total exhibitionists.

how many drinks do you need to buy in an attempt to secure a possible 3-some (with 2 complete whores) before it becomes -EV? Serious question....I'm going out in Philly tonight.

save your money

Never buy a chick drinks unless you take her out or it's crystal clear you guys are going to hook up. Having booze back at your place is the better way to get them back at your place. Oh and for 3-some you have to make sure they are together and not just gathering attention for free drinks which is primarily the case.

yeah, i realize its not practical. i was thinking more about as a social experiment.

 

[Fat Nick]

"We Smooshed"

Best line of the night. My girlfriend almost peed herself laughing.

 

[AcerFC]

I love when it said Russ aka Ron

 

[Stingdiddy]

GREATEST SHOW EVER.

I love how "The Situation" keeps getting played, night after night, never getting any stink on his hang low.