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Jersey Shore (1 Viewer)

GREATEST SHOW EVER.I love how "The Situation" keeps getting played, night after night, never getting a stink on his hang low.
:thumbdown: I thought the show was just going to be another Real World with guidos but it's so much better. I stopped watching Real World about 15 seasons ago but this is just gold. They even throw in some pretty cool alternative camera shots and artsy use of film.If I was an agent, I'd sign The Situation up. He's gold for his own reality show, ab workout videos, protein shakes, spokesmen for The Game/how Mystery helped him finally close a deal, etc.
 
GREATEST SHOW EVER.I love how "The Situation" keeps getting played, night after night, never getting a stink on his hang low.
:thumbup: I thought the show was just going to be another Real World with guidos but it's so much better. I stopped watching Real World about 15 seasons ago but this is just gold. They even throw in some pretty cool alternative camera shots and artsy use of film.If I was an agent, I'd sign The Situation up. He's gold for his own reality show, ab workout videos, protein shakes, spokesmen for The Game/how Mystery helped him finally close a deal, etc.
I hate survivor, I HATE the Real World, I generally hate any and all reality shows. But I love Jersey Shore. And I love watching the Situation. The guy is gold. I spent three years in college in Providence, RI, and this guy reminds me of all my guido buddies. Watching this show is a little like remembering 20 years old.
 
It blows me away how this show keeps bringing it.

Seriously though...is JWOWWW going to hook up with a dude ever while away from the bf?

 
Wow, i call total b.s. on MTV for this show tonight. I am not a loyal follower, but i was intrigued to see a guy really punch a girl. I didn't think it was possible that some dude could be that much of a dueche, but judging by the previews it was. So i spent an hour of my life watching the show to see it, and the Mother F'ers at MTV black out the screen when she gets hit. Ugh, what a crappy move, and i hope they feel they are morally correct now because they didn't show it, but previewed it 50 times on MTV this week. :pickle: :thumbdown: .
meh, we have seen it beforeMy major problem was that the kid was allowed to leave walking out

I am not a violent person, but if someone I know gets punched in the face, and she happens to be a 4 foot nothing girl, you better believe that I will at least get on the guy. Not saying I can beat anyone in a fight but he is not just walking out casually.

Even J wow was trying to get in there. I know Pauly likes to fight, where was he
Typical guido action. Once the guy is in safe distance they act tough. I couldn't believe that dude walked out without getting destroyed. I'm not much of a guy to start fights but you better believe a steel toe boot to the face would've been in order once we got him down.
My wife asked me what i would do in that scenario and i told her i didn't even know. I have had my fair share of run-is in the past, but when i saw that i jsut couldn't believe it. I have never seen a guy load up and punch a girl like that. i agree also that many guys are fans of getting tough when everything is in safe distance, but i know i wouldn't have been so surprised by it it would take a few seconds to figure out what just happened. I also know that I would have cracked the kid as soon as he stole those shots and said that "the Situation" was buying the shots for them.
 
Wow, i call total b.s. on MTV for this show tonight. I am not a loyal follower, but i was intrigued to see a guy really punch a girl. I didn't think it was possible that some dude could be that much of a dueche, but judging by the previews it was. So i spent an hour of my life watching the show to see it, and the Mother F'ers at MTV black out the screen when she gets hit. Ugh, what a crappy move, and i hope they feel they are morally correct now because they didn't show it, but previewed it 50 times on MTV this week. :thumbdown: :thumbdown: .
meh, we have seen it beforeMy major problem was that the kid was allowed to leave walking out

I am not a violent person, but if someone I know gets punched in the face, and she happens to be a 4 foot nothing girl, you better believe that I will at least get on the guy. Not saying I can beat anyone in a fight but he is not just walking out casually.

Even J wow was trying to get in there. I know Pauly likes to fight, where was he
Typical guido action. Once the guy is in safe distance they act tough. I couldn't believe that dude walked out without getting destroyed. I'm not much of a guy to start fights but you better believe a steel toe boot to the face would've been in order once we got him down.
:goodposting: That doosh shouldve been hospitalized
 
LOL @ Sammy ballistic on the prospect of Ronnie hooking up with someone else moments after saying it's no big deal to give her # out because she's a single girl.

Are all the girls on the Jersey Shore as lame as these chicks they're bringing back? Most of them look like they could stand to lose 10 pounds to boot.

Looking forward to next week. :fistpump:

 
LOL @ Sammy ballistic on the prospect of Ronnie hooking up with someone else moments after saying it's no big deal to give her # out because she's a single girl.Are all the girls on the Jersey Shore as lame as these chicks they're bringing back? Most of them look like they could stand to lose 10 pounds to boot.Looking forward to next week. :fistpump:
Was Ronnie crying when they were hugging at the end of that fight?
 
LOL @ Sammy ballistic on the prospect of Ronnie hooking up with someone else moments after saying it's no big deal to give her # out because she's a single girl.Are all the girls on the Jersey Shore as lame as these chicks they're bringing back? Most of them look like they could stand to lose 10 pounds to boot.Looking forward to next week. :fistpump:
Was Ronnie crying when they were hugging at the end of that fight?
:)I can't tell. Over a girl I've known a few weeks, it'd be hard to cry over anything.-----------------------------------GB Pauly D taking one for the team as long as he did. I'd kick that ugly (unt out the moment she opened her mouth.
 
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LOL @ Sammy ballistic on the prospect of Ronnie hooking up with someone else moments after saying it's no big deal to give her # out because she's a single girl.Are all the girls on the Jersey Shore as lame as these chicks they're bringing back? Most of them look like they could stand to lose 10 pounds to boot.Looking forward to next week. :fistpump:
Was Ronnie crying when they were hugging at the end of that fight?
Women in the northeast are really ugly. I need to move back south soon
 
LOL @ Sammy ballistic on the prospect of Ronnie hooking up with someone else moments after saying it's no big deal to give her # out because she's a single girl.
I think that was her way of trying to force Ronnie to commit to a relationship with her and tell her she's "his girl" - which worked since he did so by the end of the show. Pretty simple move on her part - if you don't want me giving out my number, make me your girl so I don't. He fell for it.I still get a kick out how the Situation and Pauly keep striking out yet are ragging on Ronnie for not having fun meeting girls because he is in a relationship with Sammy. Even though he is, so far he is getting a lot more than they are.I got a kick out of the "it's just house music" excuse. Great stuff! Jwoww will be boning some other guy next week and come up with some other lame excuse next episode.
 
skillz said:
I got a kick out of the "it's just house music" excuse. Great stuff! Jwoww will be boning some other guy next week and come up with some other lame excuse next episode.
Dude, they were battling. You can do anything you want when you're battling to house music.
 
skillz said:
I got a kick out of the "it's just house music" excuse. Great stuff! Jwoww will be boning some other guy next week and come up with some other lame excuse next episode.
Dude, they were battling. You can do anything you want when you're battling to house music.
If my girlfriend every catches me have the secks with another girl, I'm going to tell her "babe, it's not what you think. We were just listening to house music and she wanted to battle". I might just set the whole thing up just to screw with her and see the expression on her face.
 
skillz said:
I got a kick out of the "it's just house music" excuse. Great stuff! Jwoww will be boning some other guy next week and come up with some other lame excuse next episode.
Dude, they were battling. You can do anything you want when you're battling to house music.
If my girlfriend every catches me have the secks with another girl, I'm going to tell her "babe, it's not what you think. We were just listening to house music and she wanted to battle". I might just set the whole thing up just to screw with her and see the expression on her face.
Her boyfriend is a moron. His buddy tells him exactly what's going on in the club AFTER she already admitted to him about the whole Pauly situation and he's willing to believe her sorry explanation over what his buddy saw. Weak.Then, of course, it was interesting to see Jwoww go into the typical defense mechanicsm of making the boyfriend out to be the bad guy for "spying" on her and trying to deflect the issue away from the fact that she was caught grinding with another guy on the dance floor. But, she isn't the bad person because her boyfriend shouldn't have spied on her and, if that excuse fails, there is her "house music" explanation as well. Unbelievable.
 
"We have a tense 'Situation' here."

"This could make for a volitile 'Situation'."

"We need to difuse this 'Situation'". _BTW the guy who does this gets the nick name "Bomb Squad".

And SNAFU.

All need to be used soon on this show.

 
"We have a tense 'Situation' here.""This could make for a volitile 'Situation'.""We need to difuse this 'Situation'". _BTW the guy who does this gets the nick name "Bomb Squad".And SNAFU.All need to be used soon on this show.
0-13 with MTV cameras following you around? that's a sad situation
 
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I can't remember if I've seen this before but laughed pretty hard.
My wife knew the guy who made that since they were kids. She got a big kick out of it because the guy is the total opposite of roided DB. He parlayed it into a money making thing, making appearances at bars as the guy in the movie
:shark: That's cool, that video worked out pretty good for him obviously.
 
This show is funny.

I love how they guys at the one bar made all the guido's look like idiots even going so far as to drink their shots and the guido's did nothing until the guy was in handcuffs. LOL! Typical.

JWWOWW will be sleeping with Pauly by the end of the summer.

 
This show is funny.

I love how they guys at the one bar made all the guido's look like idiots even going so far as to drink their shots and the guido's did nothing until the guy was in handcuffs. LOL! Typical.

JWWOWW will be sleeping with Pauly by the end of the summer.
:shrug: Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious :goodposting:

 
These dolts are so lame...and not for your typical guido machismo nonsense.

They can't close the deal with naked drunk broads in the hot tub each night.

One acts like a bad@zz after punching a guy who was being restrained by the neck...and everyone applauds his punk@zz for it.

A guy smashes uglette in the face and no one bashes him...he's even able to get outside unscathed...unreal.

I don't even know where to begin with the girls...grief.

But seriously...doesn't "The Situation" realizes he looks like f'ing Pauly Shore in the face?

 
Is J wow serious with the attire and J WOW belt

Great quotes from tonights show

Now they are hosting the MTV New Years show

 
Nice to see that Ronnie broke out his finest wife-beater for lunch with his parents.

If this show comes back next year, they HAVE to get some hotter chicks in the house.

 
Is there one hot chick on the Jersey Shore???

Can't wait to see the hippo vs. Sneakas next week. Sammi is useless on this show. Get rid of her.

How many strikes does The Situation have now?

 

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