Jersey Shore (2 Viewers)

[pantherclub]

I honestly have never heard trying to pick up girls called "creeping".

Loved it when they showed Ronnies brother sporting a mini wife beater.

 

[Major]

I honestly have never heard trying to pick up girls called "creeping".Loved it when they showed Ronnies brother sporting a mini wife beater.

Ronnie looking a little blown up on the NYE show. Dude needs to get back on the juice. JWow looked good. You can clean her up and she'd look presentable. Great for porn.

 

[moolojoe]

Best show on TV.

 

[EYLive]

Snackers looked like Popeye after half her mouf got swollen shut.

 

[Raider Nation]

Snackers looked like Popeye after half her mouf got swollen shut.

I don't condone violence against females, but I can tell you she'll never point her finger and scream in a dude's face ever again.

 

[AcerFC]

She is excluded from surf and turf. She is excluded from Ravioli night.

 

[Osaurus]

Snackers looked like Popeye after half her mouf got swollen shut.

I don't condone violence against females, but I can tell you she'll never point her finger and scream in a dude's face ever again.

Pretty sure she will.

 

[money.never.sleeps]

Nice to see that Ronnie broke out his finest wife-beater for lunch with his parents.If this show comes back next year, they HAVE to get some hotter chicks in the house.

saw this show for the 1st time yesterday... and I totally agree.

 

[Major]

Nice to see that Ronnie broke out his finest wife-beater for lunch with his parents.If this show comes back next year, they HAVE to get some hotter chicks in the house.

saw this show for the 1st time yesterday... and I totally agree.

Didn't realize how much woman JWow is. Love the cat fights. I think Snookie may have replaced JWow for quote of the year. The lobster comment was top notch.

 

[shuke]

She is excluded from surf and turf. She is excluded from Ravioli night.

Watched a couple episodes of this for the first time this weekend. How have I been missing this show?

 

[Usual21]

The REAL Situation

 

[Chase Stuart]

"I would send her a picture of my _ _ _ _ and a pack of bubble gum and say chew on this"

 

[Chase Stuart]

She is excluded from surf and turf. She is excluded from Ravioli night.

She is iscluded from chicken cutlet night.

 

[TLEF316]

I don't eat things that are alive when you kill them.

 

[AcerFC]

I like this one from Ronnies mom after Sammi tells her the younger son is so cute

you obviously think his brother is cute too

also loved Vinny hooking up with the bosses girl

and what is up with people covering their faces when they are making out. Never seen that before this show

 

[mr. furley]

She is excluded from surf and turf. She is excluded from Ravioli night.

Watched a couple episodes of this for the first time this weekend. How have I been missing this show?

i think it's because you haven't been watching

 

[Major]

Here's an awesome pic my friend took on the set of some commercial she's producing.

George Michael (from Arrested Development) and Pauly D:

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/NJShore.jpg

 

[shuke]

I've only seen two episodes and Angelina wasn't in either of them. Is she still on the show? She looks hot.

 

[Walton Goggins]

Here's an awesome pic my friend took on the set of some commercial she's producing.

George Michael (from Arrested Development) and Pauly D:

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/NJShore.jpg

go to nymag.com and they have a story about this w/ photos

 

[Jojo the circus boy]

I've only seen two episodes and Angelina wasn't in either of them. Is she still on the show? She looks hot.

she quit/got fired - couldn't handle working in a T-Shirt shop, she thought it was below her, she was a bartender and does great things.

 

[Walton Goggins]

I've only seen two episodes and Angelina wasn't in either of them. Is she still on the show? She looks hot.

she's gone

 

[Cavalier]

I've only seen two episodes and Angelina wasn't in either of them. Is she still on the show? She looks hot.

She filled up her trash bag and went home.

 

[Walton Goggins]

Here's an awesome pic my friend took on the set of some commercial she's producing.

George Michael (from Arrested Development) and Pauly D:

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/NJShore.jpg

http://www.celebuzz.com/michael-cera-dj-pauly-d-s165831/

 

[Major]

Here's an awesome pic my friend took on the set of some commercial she's producing.

George Michael (from Arrested Development) and Pauly D:

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p247/derussel/NJShore.jpg

http://www.celebuzz.com/michael-cera-dj-pauly-d-s165831/

guess it's getting out there or she's lying to me...

 

[Franknbeans]

Not surprising

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/25/the-situatio...s-jersey-shore/

How long until The Situation bats for the other team

 

[parasaurolophus]

"dont cross the boss"

 

[parasaurolophus]

"dont ever look at me in the ####### face again"

all because he called her big toe a fred flinstone toe

 

[D'OHtis]

'The Grenade'

 

[parasaurolophus]

"So hard to find a good man these days, thats why I date women"

 

[parasaurolophus]

"that look in his eye, he's ready to motorboat"

 

[Major]

with Colt going down, I may have to go creep with Ronnie and Pauly.

 

[parasaurolophus]

"during the scuffle snooks gets hit in the face again, poor girl, she needs to take some karate classes"

 

[walnutz]

Ronnie throwing fists tonight.

 

[Major]

'The Grenade'

First time I heard the term grenade was in a movie called Whipped. I think it was one of Amanda Peete's first movies. Pretty bad but some funny guy humor.

 

[parasaurolophus]

'The Grenade'

First time I heard the term grenade was in a movie called Whipped. I think it was one of Amanda Peete's first movies. Pretty bad but some funny guy humor.

"you know how I am always taking those big sloppy dumps".............."it became my problem"

 

[D'OHtis]

Wish Ronnie would do away with the queen of drama Sammie. Fred Flintstone toe? 'Seriously bro?'

 

[RBM]

Ronnie is a friggin bull man. That d-bag deserved an ### kicking.

Great closing line -- "I have the best girl in Seaside"

 

[Major]

Ronnie is a friggin bull man. That d-bag deserved an ### kicking.Great closing line -- "I have the best girl in Seaside"

on all fronts

 

[parasaurolophus]

"snookin for love"

 

[QUEZILLA]

"Gym, Tan, Laundry"

"Ronnie went creeping"

 

[QUEZILLA]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

 

[Pat Patriot]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

Ronnie had some good MMA moves. He got in a good knee, got the full mount and even pulled guard at one point. Showed some natural talent.

 

[editor47]

snookie is annoying as hell. did anyone watch the 'after show?' she is a lot fatter than she looks. not that i have any room to speak.

i like to watch sports nation on espn2. i watched yesterday. freaking 'situation' was on. get off my damn show. he was awful, too. i feel bad for him. he's in his element on the show; but way off on sn.

 

[TLEF316]

Ronnie showed pretty remarkable restraint considering what was going on. The D-bag wouldn't shut his mouth and then when he finally squares up, he's got his girlfriend acting as a shield while he throws hay-makers. Nice swim move by big Ronnie to get past her for the kill. Once the moron went to ground, it was over. You either need serious size or serious skill to get a moose like Ronnie off of you.

 

[pantherclub]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

I was hoping they would show what the other dude looked like after the fight.

 

[TLEF316]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

I was hoping they would show what the other dude looked like after the fight.

he was probably an absolute mess. He probably took a couple dozen short shots right to the head

 

[mex]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

I was hoping they would show what the other dude looked like after the fight.

we was probably an absolute mess. He probably took a couple dozen short shots right to the head

agreed, Ronnie was landing them squarely on the dude's head.I think Ronnie got hit at the very end as they were being pulled off, it looked like the guy got in a late shot.Next week looks EPIC: "can you pass me a roll" "looks like you already got plenty of rolls"

 

[TLEF316]

When did Ronnie get hit? Looks like he Lesner'd the dude the majority of the time.

I was hoping they would show what the other dude looked like after the fight.

we was probably an absolute mess. He probably took a couple dozen short shots right to the head

agreed, Ronnie was landing them squarely on the dude's head.I think Ronnie got hit at the very end as they were being pulled off, it looked like the guy got in a late shot.Next week looks EPIC: "can you pass me a roll" "looks like you already got plenty of rolls"

I cant believe he seriously said that.

 

[RBM]

Next week looks EPIC: "can you pass me a roll" "looks like you already got plenty of rolls"

Looks like Jwow kicks the Situation's ### next week for that one

 

[RBM]

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi wasn’t the only Jersey Shore cast member involved in a physical altercation on the reality show. Her costar Ronnie Magro was arrested in September after getting into a fight with another man in front of MTV’s cameras.According to Thomas Boyd, the police chief of Seaside Heights, N.J., where the MTV hit was filmed, Magro — who also goes by Ronnie Ortiz-Magro — was arrested Sept. 4 (under the name Ronnie Ortiz) for aggravated assault for striking a man with a closed fist. Footage of the altercation will air in a future Jersey Shore episode.Magro, 24, tells PEOPLE that he received a letter in the mail saying that the charges have been dismissed, but adds that he did spend a few hours in jail, had a mug shot taken and paid about $600 for bail.“I definitely felt out of place,” he says of being behind bars. “It’s definitely a place I never want to go back to again. Definitely a lesson learned.”However, Mike Mohl, chief of detectives with the Ocean County prosecutor’s office, says the case is now with prosecutors and is under review for further action.Still, Magro places much of the blame on the other party, who he says provoked him while he was walking home from a bar with Snooki and their costar Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola. Magro says that the other person involved in the fight was being disrespectful to his friends, shouted “racist” remarks at their African-American security guards and might have spat on him.“I really don’t feel bad for the altercations that I did get into in Seaside because I’m really not a person who likes to fight,” Magro tells PEOPLE. “He was just being a drunk jerk, saw the camera … [and] I think he chased us down like two blocks or something like that. At that point, you’re like, ‘What am I gonna do?’”Magro, who also gets into a separate brawl on the Jan. 7 episode, says he was acting in self-defense. “You’ll see throughout the show, we do go out and if we do get into an altercation,” he says. “It’s us just defending ourselves or reacting to somebody else.”Does Magro have any regrets? “People [were] out of hand,” he says. “I regret getting arrested. I don’t regret having the fight.” –Lesley Messer and Diane Herbst