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Rumors of MTV trying to get a season 2 going. They only really need Mike, Pauly D and possibly Snookie. The rest are expendable. Bring in some fresh blood.

 
I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now.

:) @ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.

 
Major said:
I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now. :lmao: @ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
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I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
 
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Vinny has really picked things up and funny enough is the biggest playa in the whole group. Guy did practically nothing and now banged Sit's sister, made out first with hot wh0re at the club and took care of the landlord's girlfriend as well. Why was this guy so quiet for the first 4 episodes?

 
Keep all the dudes and get all brand new chicks. Would be even better if Ronnie and his girl are still together but they bring in a whole new crop of hot sluts then see Ronnie sweat.

 
Snooki helped give birth to a calf.....from a cow no less....do cows give birth to other animals like penguins? :lol:

 
Walton Goggins said:
Vinny has really picked things up and funny enough is the biggest playa in the whole group. Guy did practically nothing and now banged Sit's sister, made out first with hot wh0re at the club and took care of the landlord's girlfriend as well. Why was this guy so quiet for the first 4 episodes?
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How do you expect him to creep and battle with pink eye?
 
Best show for 2 decades strong. Hard to not see another one next year.

I'd like to see this show return with Mike/Paulie D. Wouldn't mind Vinny/Ronnie, but they're replaceable. The women on this show are awful. The show got 10x better after trash bag left [uM, HELLO why is this broad still in the opening segment?]. Sandy Sweetheart isn't hot enough to be that needy & attention seeking and adds zero to the show.

Hopefully they announce some sort of sequel next summer on the reunion show next week.

 
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Paulie D. is a DJ here in Providence. Okay, I'll admit it... I'm jealous.

That kid is gonna be fighting broads off when he goes clubbing locally. I'm gonna hang with him just for his leftovers.

 
D said:
Best show for 2 decades strong. Hard to not see another one next year. I'd like to see this show return with Mike/Paulie D. Wouldn't mind Vinny/Ronnie, but they're replaceable. The women on this show are awful. The show got 10x better after trash bag left [uM, HELLO why is this broad still in the opening segment?]. Sandy Sweetheart isn't hot enough to be that needy & attention seeking and adds zero to the show.Hopefully they announce some sort of sequel next summer on the reunion show next week.
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Ronnie is the only one on the show who fights. He is a MUST for the 2nd season.
 
Major said:
Walton Goggins said:
Vinny has really picked things up and funny enough is the biggest playa in the whole group. Guy did practically nothing and now banged Sit's sister, made out first with hot wh0re at the club and took care of the landlord's girlfriend as well. Why was this guy so quiet for the first 4 episodes?
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How do you expect him to creep and battle with pink eye?
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Vinny has really turned out to be the man of the house. At first I kept thinking why is this guy on the show? It's like he laid back and then decided to throw down the boom. He's there for the main reason why any guy should be there. To get tail. Forget fighting or putting up with a 5 like Ronnie, forget always working out like Sitch forget getting constantly wasted. He's the mac.
 
Walton Goggins said:
Vinny has really picked things up and funny enough is the biggest playa in the whole group. Guy did practically nothing and now banged Sit's sister, made out first with hot wh0re at the club and took care of the landlord's girlfriend as well. Why was this guy so quiet for the first 4 episodes?
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Thought the same thing, then I remembered its on MTV.SCRIPTED!
 
that same article has a quote from snookie saying that her and the situation have hooked up. Wonder if its just in the hot tub on first night? Or more to come.

 
springroll said:
Watchin Jersey Shore Spoof'd:fistpump:"I hit the gym but I would never hit you"
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I like when The Situaion goes off script - "every time I do it, a little piece of me dies":no:
 
Another vote for RWRR vs JS cast for the next chanllenge.

Imagine Ronnie and Situation talking junk with Kenny and Johnny Bananas? TV Gold!

Put it somewhere remote like New Zealand or something, with no tanning salons, clubs or gyms.

"Come at me bro!"

 
offdee said:
Major said:
I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now. :kicksrock: @ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
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I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
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I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time
 
Tiger Fan said:
offdee said:
Major said:
I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now. :lmao: @ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
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I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
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I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time
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Yup. He was up for the challenge.
 
TLEF316 said:
Tiger Fan said:
offdee said:
Major said:
I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now. :lmao: @ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
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I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
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I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time
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Yup. He was up for the challenge.
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The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.
 
offdee said:
TLEF316 said:
Tiger Fan said:
offdee said:
Major said:
I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now. :lmao: @ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
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I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
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I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time
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Yup. He was up for the challenge.
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The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.
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he just wanted to nail her. She claimed she wouldnt because of her religion. If he accomplished that goal by dealing with her stalking for a few days.....mission accomplished.
 
TLEF316 said:
offdee said:
TLEF316 said:
Tiger Fan said:
offdee said:
I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
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I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time
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Yup. He was up for the challenge.
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The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.
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he just wanted to nail her. She claimed she wouldnt because of her religion. If he accomplished that goal by dealing with her stalking for a few days.....mission accomplished.
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"It's almost impossible to hook up with this girl. I love a challenge, so if I do that, it'd be my accomplishment for the summer."
 
Well, well, well: Last night sure was an embarrassment of Jersey Shore riches, wasn't it? For reasons that we still do not entirely understand, MTV decided to air not one, but TWO new episodes of the show that's swept the nation. Not that we're complaining, mind you! We just hope you have it in you to digest two separate recaps today. Don't worry, we'll space them out a bit so as not to overwhelm your senses. But for now, it's time to dive right in!

10. "It's A.C., #####. What happens in the A.C., stays in the A.C." —Nicole "Snooki"

Certainly not Snooki's finest quote of the season, but she earns points for the way she was able to seamlessly paraphrase both the primary tag line of The O.C. and the travel slogan of Las Vegas.

9. "You should come see the Holy Land. It's beautiful. It's Jerusalem, dude!" —Daniella

Speaking of travel slogans, if this doesn't start appearing in Israeli travel ads within the next few months, it will be indisputable evidence that their minister of travel is asleep at the wheel.

8. "The only thing we care about is gettin' girls. Gettin' girls and goin' to the gym." —Mike "the Situation"

Wait a second, what happened to the tanning and laundry parts of GTL? We're a bit confused, but ultimately, we forgive the Situation for forgetting two of the three branches of the Holy Trinity of Guidodom. After all, he was just trying to calm Sammi and Ronnie Sweetheart down after a night of brawling on the boardwalk.

7. "I don't personally have my own farm. I work on a farm." —Keith

This quote came courtesy of Keith, the "Irish Cowboy" that Shnickers Snooki picks up at the bar one night. We can only imagine what sort of lamebrain pickup line Keith originally went with before having to issue this hilarious retraction. Still, it didn't matter, as Snooks spent the night (but didn't have sex!) with him. No big whoops, because as we all know, "He's gotta be clean."

6. "If you look at me, you think I'm, like, a stuck-up #####. But yet, like, veterinarian. Like, that's my zone. I save animals. That's what I do." —Nicole "Snooki"

To our ears, there was something strangely David Brent–esque in the manner in which Snooks delivered this line. Perhaps it was the staccato phrasing? Either way, we love the way that the Poughkeepsie Princess described her chosen profession. Not as much as the dearly departed Angelina described hers ("I'm a bartender, I do great things"), mind you, but still ...

5. "I gotta stop watching because it's turning me on." —Vinny's Girl Tanya

Um, gross! Though, in fairness to the perpetually skanky Tanya, this was clearly meant to be a hint for Vinny to take her off the hammock, sweep her off her feet, and pound her out, Sleazeside style. And believe it or not, we actually respect the young Vincenzo for not taking her up on her offer.

4. "If you're gonna watch me the whole time while I'm in a jacuzzi with a girl. Did you go in the shower afterwards and play with yourself?" —Mike "the Situation"

Tensions between the Situation and Vinny reached their apex this week. Mike was mercilessly teasing the young Vincenzo for not being able to seal the deal with the skankbot, explaining to him that, "You're sexually frustrated, bro. Let it out in the shower." However, Vinny got his revenge later in the episode when the Situation's little sister snuck her way down to his bed. Advantage Vincenzo!

3. "Fake boobs, nice butt, said she was a model." —Vinny

Funny he should say that, because those are the exact same qualities that we are looking for in our future wives.

2. "I committed the robbery." —Mike "the Situation"

As we mentioned above, the situation between the Situation and Vinny Pinkeye nearly came to a head at Providence when Mike stole the aforementioned "fake boobs, nice butt, said she was a model" chick from young Vincenzo. While Vinny tried his best to convince the gang that the Situation hadn't done anything other than steal his sloppy seconds, we tend to agree with Mike's assessment that the woman wasn't exactly feeling his young roommate's style. Advantage Situation!

1. "I don't understand that religion, what it is. I just wanna get to the business." —Pauly D

Here's the thing we love about Pauly D. Even though he ceded the spotlight to all of the other castmates during this episode, he was still able to hook up with two different girls. More importantly, if the citizens of the world were able to drop their prejudices and adopt Pauly's free-love philosophy, we're pretty sure that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict could be solved by month's end.

GTL4LIFE,

— Juice Springsteen
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Read more: Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown (Part One) -- Vulture http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/...5#ixzz0d2V9SEuF
 
offdee said:
TLEF316 said:
Tiger Fan said:
offdee said:
Major said:
I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now. :thumbdown: @ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
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I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
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I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire time
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Yup. He was up for the challenge.
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The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.
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I'm fairly certain her legs parted like the Red Sea once he took her back. Pauly just wants to get down to business and the summer is about over. I doubt she's going to follow him to Providence.
 
TobiasFunke said:
Jojo the idiot circus boy said:
wazoo11 said:
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The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.
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The Situation turning out to be a likable guy has to be one of the more surprising developments in the history of reality TV.
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I would like to officially withdraw this comment.[DennisGreenVoice] He is Who We Thought He Was!!! [/DennisGreenVoice]

Pauly D, however, is the man. Love that guy. More of him and JWOWW and less Situation and Snookie in Season 2, please.

 
Dought Man said:
Another vote for RWRR vs JS cast for the next chanllenge.Imagine Ronnie and Situation talking junk with Kenny and Johnny Bananas? TV Gold!Put it somewhere remote like New Zealand or something, with no tanning salons, clubs or gyms."Come at me bro!"
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Is there a way to start a petition for this? Seriously. The situation, Ronnie and Pauly D would ruin Kenny and the crew in crap talking. You have to think MTV is already all over this right?
 
pantherclub said:
Dought Man said:
Another vote for RWRR vs JS cast for the next chanllenge.Imagine Ronnie and Situation talking junk with Kenny and Johnny Bananas? TV Gold!Put it somewhere remote like New Zealand or something, with no tanning salons, clubs or gyms."Come at me bro!"
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Is there a way to start a petition for this? Seriously. The situation, Ronnie and Pauly D would ruin Kenny and the crew in crap talking. You have to think MTV is already all over this right?
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i'd be shocked if they werent.Other than Ronnie and Jwow, the jersey shore crew would get killed in any athletic competition, but thats not what those shows are about anyway.
 
TLEF316 said:
pantherclub said:
Dought Man said:
Another vote for RWRR vs JS cast for the next chanllenge.Imagine Ronnie and Situation talking junk with Kenny and Johnny Bananas? TV Gold!Put it somewhere remote like New Zealand or something, with no tanning salons, clubs or gyms."Come at me bro!"
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Is there a way to start a petition for this? Seriously. The situation, Ronnie and Pauly D would ruin Kenny and the crew in crap talking. You have to think MTV is already all over this right?
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i'd be shocked if they werent.Other than Ronnie and Jwow, the jersey shore crew would get killed in any athletic competition, but thats not what those shows are about anyway.
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GTL baby. I am not so sure that they would get killed. They go to the gym everyday and you saw Ronnie go MMA one a dude already.
 
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