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Rumors of MTV trying to get a season 2 going. They only really need Mike, Pauly D and possibly Snookie. The rest are expendable. Bring in some fresh blood.
Agreed. She is the biggest train wreck on the show.Snookie is repulsive. Not just her appearance, but her lack of personality, morals and intelligence as well.
I liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now.@ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
on Snick's calling the blond guy a 'cowboy' I guess because he's not dark hair and Italian.How do you expect him to creep and battle with pink eye?Vinny has really picked things up and funny enough is the biggest playa in the whole group. Guy did practically nothing and now banged Sit's sister, made out first with hot wh0re at the club and took care of the landlord's girlfriend as well. Why was this guy so quiet for the first 4 episodes?
Ronnie is the only one on the show who fights. He is a MUST for the 2nd season.Best show for 2 decades strong. Hard to not see another one next year. I'd like to see this show return with Mike/Paulie D. Wouldn't mind Vinny/Ronnie, but they're replaceable. The women on this show are awful. The show got 10x better after trash bag left [uM, HELLO why is this broad still in the opening segment?]. Sandy Sweetheart isn't hot enough to be that needy & attention seeking and adds zero to the show.Hopefully they announce some sort of sequel next summer on the reunion show next week.
that is f'n awesome..
love the kid ironing his shirt.Homer would love those chicks.Vinny has really turned out to be the man of the house. At first I kept thinking why is this guy on the show? It's like he laid back and then decided to throw down the boom. He's there for the main reason why any guy should be there. To get tail. Forget fighting or putting up with a 5 like Ronnie, forget always working out like Sitch forget getting constantly wasted. He's the mac.How do you expect him to creep and battle with pink eye?Vinny has really picked things up and funny enough is the biggest playa in the whole group. Guy did practically nothing and now banged Sit's sister, made out first with hot wh0re at the club and took care of the landlord's girlfriend as well. Why was this guy so quiet for the first 4 episodes?
Thought the same thing, then I remembered its on MTV.SCRIPTED!Vinny has really picked things up and funny enough is the biggest playa in the whole group. Guy did practically nothing and now banged Sit's sister, made out first with hot wh0re at the club and took care of the landlord's girlfriend as well. Why was this guy so quiet for the first 4 episodes?
I like when The Situaion goes off script - "every time I do it, a little piece of me dies"springroll said:Watchin Jersey Shore Spoof'd:fistpump:"I hit the gym but I would never hit you"

getting owned is that one dude curled up on the sidewalk after one shot from Ronnie. One shot, kid.
wn:She's a 7 with makeup, mainly because of her body, and a 3 without makeup.A 10? Oof.She's in good (not great) shape and isnt afraid to show some skin, but her face is ROUGH.why does Jwow get so little screen time?chick is a 10 and Snooks gets all the attention
"He's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean." - Snookie![]()
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I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire timeI liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now.@ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
Yup. He was up for the challenge.I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire timeI liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now.@ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.Yup. He was up for the challenge.I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire timeI liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now.@ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
he just wanted to nail her. She claimed she wouldnt because of her religion. If he accomplished that goal by dealing with her stalking for a few days.....mission accomplished.The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.Yup. He was up for the challenge.I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire timeI liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now.@ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
"It's almost impossible to hook up with this girl. I love a challenge, so if I do that, it'd be my accomplishment for the summer."he just wanted to nail her. She claimed she wouldnt because of her religion. If he accomplished that goal by dealing with her stalking for a few days.....mission accomplished.The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.Yup. He was up for the challenge.I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire timeI liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.
Read more: Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown (Part One) -- Vulture http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/...5#ixzz0d2V9SEuFWell, well, well: Last night sure was an embarrassment of Jersey Shore riches, wasn't it? For reasons that we still do not entirely understand, MTV decided to air not one, but TWO new episodes of the show that's swept the nation. Not that we're complaining, mind you! We just hope you have it in you to digest two separate recaps today. Don't worry, we'll space them out a bit so as not to overwhelm your senses. But for now, it's time to dive right in!
10. "It's A.C., #####. What happens in the A.C., stays in the A.C." —Nicole "Snooki"
Certainly not Snooki's finest quote of the season, but she earns points for the way she was able to seamlessly paraphrase both the primary tag line of The O.C. and the travel slogan of Las Vegas.
9. "You should come see the Holy Land. It's beautiful. It's Jerusalem, dude!" —Daniella
Speaking of travel slogans, if this doesn't start appearing in Israeli travel ads within the next few months, it will be indisputable evidence that their minister of travel is asleep at the wheel.
8. "The only thing we care about is gettin' girls. Gettin' girls and goin' to the gym." —Mike "the Situation"
Wait a second, what happened to the tanning and laundry parts of GTL? We're a bit confused, but ultimately, we forgive the Situation for forgetting two of the three branches of the Holy Trinity of Guidodom. After all, he was just trying to calm Sammi and Ronnie Sweetheart down after a night of brawling on the boardwalk.
7. "I don't personally have my own farm. I work on a farm." —Keith
This quote came courtesy of Keith, the "Irish Cowboy" that Shnickers Snooki picks up at the bar one night. We can only imagine what sort of lamebrain pickup line Keith originally went with before having to issue this hilarious retraction. Still, it didn't matter, as Snooks spent the night (but didn't have sex!) with him. No big whoops, because as we all know, "He's gotta be clean."
6. "If you look at me, you think I'm, like, a stuck-up #####. But yet, like, veterinarian. Like, that's my zone. I save animals. That's what I do." —Nicole "Snooki"
To our ears, there was something strangely David Brent–esque in the manner in which Snooks delivered this line. Perhaps it was the staccato phrasing? Either way, we love the way that the Poughkeepsie Princess described her chosen profession. Not as much as the dearly departed Angelina described hers ("I'm a bartender, I do great things"), mind you, but still ...
5. "I gotta stop watching because it's turning me on." —Vinny's Girl Tanya
Um, gross! Though, in fairness to the perpetually skanky Tanya, this was clearly meant to be a hint for Vinny to take her off the hammock, sweep her off her feet, and pound her out, Sleazeside style. And believe it or not, we actually respect the young Vincenzo for not taking her up on her offer.
4. "If you're gonna watch me the whole time while I'm in a jacuzzi with a girl. Did you go in the shower afterwards and play with yourself?" —Mike "the Situation"
Tensions between the Situation and Vinny reached their apex this week. Mike was mercilessly teasing the young Vincenzo for not being able to seal the deal with the skankbot, explaining to him that, "You're sexually frustrated, bro. Let it out in the shower." However, Vinny got his revenge later in the episode when the Situation's little sister snuck her way down to his bed. Advantage Vincenzo!
3. "Fake boobs, nice butt, said she was a model." —Vinny
Funny he should say that, because those are the exact same qualities that we are looking for in our future wives.
2. "I committed the robbery." —Mike "the Situation"
As we mentioned above, the situation between the Situation and Vinny Pinkeye nearly came to a head at Providence when Mike stole the aforementioned "fake boobs, nice butt, said she was a model" chick from young Vincenzo. While Vinny tried his best to convince the gang that the Situation hadn't done anything other than steal his sloppy seconds, we tend to agree with Mike's assessment that the woman wasn't exactly feeling his young roommate's style. Advantage Situation!
1. "I don't understand that religion, what it is. I just wanna get to the business." —Pauly D
Here's the thing we love about Pauly D. Even though he ceded the spotlight to all of the other castmates during this episode, he was still able to hook up with two different girls. More importantly, if the citizens of the world were able to drop their prejudices and adopt Pauly's free-love philosophy, we're pretty sure that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict could be solved by month's end.
GTL4LIFE,
— Juice Springsteen
I'm fairly certain her legs parted like the Red Sea once he took her back. Pauly just wants to get down to business and the summer is about over. I doubt she's going to follow him to Providence.The challenge of what? How to finally get rid of a psycho chick and then fall right back into the same pattern a couple days later?Any chick stalks me like that and calls over and over again gets put on IGNORE next time I happen to run into her. He's letting this weirdo take time away from other better hookups.Yup. He was up for the challenge.I'm pretty sure that he knew exactly what he was doing the entire timeI liked the way Pauly pwned the girl as well, but then he lost that respect at the end when he gave into her again at the end. Rookie move.I didn't realize they had 2 episodes on Thursday. Watching the 2nd one now.@ Paulie's stalker. Pauly and Vinny have been shining lately. They started off slow but they're pulling their weight on the show. Love Pauly pwning that girl on the phone.
I would like to officially withdraw this comment.[DennisGreenVoice] He is Who We Thought He Was!!! [/DennisGreenVoice]The Situation turning out to be a likable guy has to be one of the more surprising developments in the history of reality TV.The Situation is aightThat might not have been the whole segment, but I love how Conan didn't have a single question for Snickers.
Is there a way to start a petition for this? Seriously. The situation, Ronnie and Pauly D would ruin Kenny and the crew in crap talking. You have to think MTV is already all over this right?Another vote for RWRR vs JS cast for the next chanllenge.Imagine Ronnie and Situation talking junk with Kenny and Johnny Bananas? TV Gold!Put it somewhere remote like New Zealand or something, with no tanning salons, clubs or gyms."Come at me bro!"
i'd be shocked if they werent.Other than Ronnie and Jwow, the jersey shore crew would get killed in any athletic competition, but thats not what those shows are about anyway.Is there a way to start a petition for this? Seriously. The situation, Ronnie and Pauly D would ruin Kenny and the crew in crap talking. You have to think MTV is already all over this right?Another vote for RWRR vs JS cast for the next chanllenge.Imagine Ronnie and Situation talking junk with Kenny and Johnny Bananas? TV Gold!Put it somewhere remote like New Zealand or something, with no tanning salons, clubs or gyms."Come at me bro!"
GTL baby. I am not so sure that they would get killed. They go to the gym everyday and you saw Ronnie go MMA one a dude already.i'd be shocked if they werent.Other than Ronnie and Jwow, the jersey shore crew would get killed in any athletic competition, but thats not what those shows are about anyway.Is there a way to start a petition for this? Seriously. The situation, Ronnie and Pauly D would ruin Kenny and the crew in crap talking. You have to think MTV is already all over this right?Another vote for RWRR vs JS cast for the next chanllenge.Imagine Ronnie and Situation talking junk with Kenny and Johnny Bananas? TV Gold!Put it somewhere remote like New Zealand or something, with no tanning salons, clubs or gyms."Come at me bro!"
Half Italian? Plus, her fake breasts and spinning roundhouse punch make up for the other half.JWOWW = Jennifer Farley
How is this acceptable?
20 point scale?why does Jwow get so little screen time?chick is a 10 and Snooks gets all the attention
She should be able to trace all her roots back to the old country or no entrance into the Shore House. If Jimmy Conway couldn't be made, I don't see how this slides.Half Italian? Plus, her fake breasts and spinning roundhouse punch make up for the other half.JWOWW = Jennifer Farley
How is this acceptable?