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Jessica Simpson is hot again (1 Viewer)

Her body looks really good, but yeah, her face doesn't. But hey, they are worse things in life to be than a butterface.

 
its hard for me to be super impressed by this. Yeah, its cool that she got her #### together and stopped eating bon bons for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But in reality, what has she really accomplished? She hasn't acted or produced any music in years, so her only job was to be physically attractive, and she couldn't even accomplish that.

If you gave me my current salary (barely FBG level) and told me that all I had to do was keep myself together physically, I could do it without a problem. If you gave me access to the resources she has (millions of dollars, personal chefs/nutritionists, world class personal trainers) I'd look like one of the Spartans from 300.

 
its hard for me to be super impressed by this. Yeah, its cool that she got her #### together and stopped eating bon bons for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But in reality, what has she really accomplished? She hasn't acted or produced any music in years, so her only job was to be physically attractive, and she couldn't even accomplish that.

If you gave me my current salary (barely FBG level) and told me that all I had to do was keep myself together physically, I could do it without a problem. If you gave me access to the resources she has (millions of dollars, personal chefs/nutritionists, world class personal trainers) I'd look like one of the Spartans from 300.
she also gave birth multiple times
 
Her mouth makes me wonder if someone spliced her genome with some duck dna. I'd still smash though.

 
its hard for me to be super impressed by this. Yeah, its cool that she got her #### together and stopped eating bon bons for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But in reality, what has she really accomplished? She hasn't acted or produced any music in years, so her only job was to be physically attractive, and she couldn't even accomplish that.

If you gave me my current salary (barely FBG level) and told me that all I had to do was keep myself together physically, I could do it without a problem. If you gave me access to the resources she has (millions of dollars, personal chefs/nutritionists, world class personal trainers) I'd look like one of the Spartans from 300.
she also gave birth multiple times
Of course. However, she got fat before that.

 
She is definitely aging. I would definitely hit without hesitation.

She was very hot at her peak. One of my all time favorites due to the great curves.

 
I don't see what the problem is. Her face isn't that bad, but if you're stuck on that, you're missing the point.

 
its hard for me to be super impressed by this. Yeah, its cool that she got her #### together and stopped eating bon bons for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But in reality, what has she really accomplished? She hasn't acted or produced any music in years, so her only job was to be physically attractive, and she couldn't even accomplish that.

If you gave me my current salary (barely FBG level) and told me that all I had to do was keep myself together physically, I could do it without a problem. If you gave me access to the resources she has (millions of dollars, personal chefs/nutritionists, world class personal trainers) I'd look like one of the Spartans from 300.
She never produced any music, and I hesitate to call what she did acting.
 
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good for her brohans i am stoked for her that she is rocking a hard body again she is a nice person and i am glad to see it score one for taking it back and not riding up in troys bucket take that to the bank brohans 

 
Tight rolls

I like them curvy and would enjoy a go around the globes but she isn't anything like she was before she had 2 babies. And she shouldn't but that Instagram shot you all have looks doctored a little bit compared to the black dress she had on last night...maybe a looser cut and perhaps a slip or girdle to pull it all in would help. 

Boobs are still a solid 8-9 especially if you like them fuller size. 

 

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