Joey Porter punches Levi Jones (1 Viewer)

[malaka]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

 

[lord_helmet]

I might be a guppy but it seems to me that if you're a shark, you're a juvenile one that has lost all of its teeth chewing on a outboard motor

 

[Evilgrin 72]

That's going a bit far. Jones himself filed charges... a guy who wins a fight doesn't call the cops. If I choose to have some fun with the Bengals fans on the board with this rather than pursuing responsible reporting.. well, isn't that what places like message boards are for? I can't help it of so many of you guppies got caught up in my net.

I might be a guppy but it seems to me that if you're a shark, you're a juvenile one that has lost all of its teeth chewing on a outboard motor

Last I checked, sharks don't carry nets.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

Levi got his bell rung. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.

 

[lord_helmet]

That's going a bit far. Jones himself filed charges... a guy who wins a fight doesn't call the cops. If I choose to have some fun with the Bengals fans on the board with this rather than pursuing responsible reporting.. well, isn't that what places like message boards are for? I can't help it of so many of you guppies got caught up in my net.

I might be a guppy but it seems to me that if you're a shark, you're a juvenile one that has lost all of its teeth chewing on a outboard motor

Last I checked, sharks don't carry nets.

I get it now, you're

 

[Sea Bass]

at Steeler fans not only proud of Porter but acting like he's still a member of the team. Typical Stiller fans.

Not typical of most Steeler fans I know, but the norm for a handful of posters on this board. They preach the "Steeler way" in which Pittsburgh players live by a higher moral code than the rest of us mere mortals yet delight in criminal activity. Not concerned with waiting on the facts when the rumors can be twisted towards their delight. What about this story line "Steeler team doctor spends own money to buy roids that he passes out as candy to players.........an over-roided player attacks an individual in Vegas and takes his belongings."See twisting a story isn't so difficult. This thread contains no football knowledge or insight and should have been deleted well before page three.

 

[Bizkiteer]

Simply put....Porter is an idiot and on a few Sunday's during the year he wears pads and a helmet.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Ahh Steelers fans. Always the class acts.

This coming from a guy whose team's best known fans are men in dresses wearing pig noses...

Wearing pig noses?

Us hard core fans only wear REAL pig noses, none of that plastic bullcrap.

 

[Kai's Hero]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

Levi got his bell rung. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.

This EG p#ss is as much of a punk as his boy is

 

[Kai's Hero]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

Levi got his bell rung. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.

I love it when this moron speaks like he was there. Continue to prove what we already know. <_<

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

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[Bonzai]

 

[Irish]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

Levi got his bell rung. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.

I love it when this moron speaks like he was there. Continue to prove what we already know. :(

You weren't there yet you continue to speak about it like you were there Einstein.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

Levi got his bell rung. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.

I love it when this moron speaks like he was there. Continue to prove what we already know.

You weren't there yet you continue to speak about it like you were there Einstein.

Hell given all the FBG that gamble, I'm surprised none of us were there.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

Levi got his bell rung. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.

This EG p#ss is as much of a punk as his boy is

Any insult coming from someone with "Dawg" in his username comes off to me like a compliment.Dude, just admit that Jones got ... fighting it only makes it harder.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Bengals LT Levi Jones was allegedly robbed by some of Joey Porter's accomplices after being beaten by Porter in Las Vegas on Sunday night.Jones, who didn't allow a sack to the blitzing Porter in two starts last season, suffered no significant injuries (only "scratches"), but claims to have had necklaces taken. He does plan to file charges against Porter.Source: Cincinnati Enquirer

you can't take some trash talking, so you and your buddies jump a guy and rob him.that's classy

"I was robbed !!!"The last desperate attempt at retribution from someone who took a savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre. Classic case of mouth writing checks the butt can't cash. A real man would have handled his business, not called the cops and pressed charges. What kind of Bengal is he.. calling the cops? Please.

A savage beating at the hands of a tougher hombre? Porter alledgely punched Jones in the face one time, how that is a savage beating is a real question. Getting jumped in the Valet by more then one guy and calling them tougher hombres is another question. Your definition of a real man is exactly what? You and 5 or 6 of your buddies jump one guy....or you don't like what someone is saying to you and you sucker punch him and then take it outside so 5 or 6 of your buddies can back you up and finish the job? On a side note its all caught on video, and I am sure the Police have the copies, and when the report is filed, the press will get copies and we will be watching it all on your tube.

I hope so. From what I read, Porter was lipping off and showing off his ring (shocking, I know) - Levi took offense and stepped to him, Levi got sawed off by a shot to the chops, and I guess the posse must have jumped in at that point and done the Bristol Stomp on him. Sounds to me like a classic case of Levi thinking he was tougher than he is.Plus, his mom has now put him on timeout and he's not even allowed to watch TV.

According to your story....Levi must be pretty tough....wonder how you would fare if Porter sucker punched you and then you get jumped by his posse who do the "Bristol Stomp" on you. I want to see the video or videos.....the PFT story written on a slight slant, the story from a Cincy Radio station from Dave Lapham, the couple different stories from articles all have slightly different versions...from the whole fight happen in the valet parking lot to Porter coming over to Levi, to someone punching Levi first in the back of the head before the Porter punch, to Levi getting Porter down. Who is lying who is telling the truth....its on video....if you have been to Vegas that is one thing you know for sure its on video.

Levi got his bell rung. The sooner you accept this, the happier you'll be.

I love it when this moron speaks like he was there. Continue to prove what we already know.

I wish you had any clue how ironic this statement really is.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Follow up....

CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink.

"My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."

In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal.

"Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers..."

"You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."

At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop.

"Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.

Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

 

[Emmitt Smith]

Follow up....

CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink.

"My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."

In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal.

"Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers..."

"You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."

At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop.

"Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.

Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

Levi Jones got.... JACKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Follow up....

CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink.

"My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."

In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal.

"Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers..."

"You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."

At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop.

"Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.

Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

Levi Jones got.... JACKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, someone who tells it like it is.

 

[lord_helmet]

 

[Bizkiteer]

It would be funny if they do find out that jewelery was stolen from him. Then Porter and his buddies get charged with more than assault and jail time comes out of it. Then Porter can get truly JACKED UP!!!

Not saying it did happen or not, but a simple one punch affair becomes much more complicated. Man that would be a funny ending...

 

[Evilgrin 72]

It would be funny if they do find out that jewelery was stolen from him. Then Porter and his buddies get charged with more than assault and jail time comes out of it. Then Porter can get truly JACKED UP!!! Not saying it did happen or not, but a simple one punch affair becomes much more complicated. Man that would be a funny ending...

Fine with me... Steelers play Miami this year. I'd love for Joey to be in jail for that "revenge" game....

 

[lord_helmet]

Someone really should make this thread go away, or at least move it to FFA

 

[Ghost Rider]

Simply put....Porter is an idiot and on a few Sunday's during the year he wears pads and a helmet.

You can probably say that about a decent percentage of NFL players.

 

[Tarkin]

Someone really should make this thread go away, or at least move it to FFA

 

[Bonzai]

Follow up....CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink."My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal."Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers...""You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop."Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

now i know why you hang out in the shark pool so much.

 

[blenderfrog]

As a Bengals fan, I'm a little embarrassed by Levi... Hopefully, he'll at least get his cookie crisp back Saturday morning.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

As a Bengals fan, I'm a little embarrassed by Levi... Hopefully, he'll at least get his cookie crisp back Saturday morning.

Well done, sir.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Follow up....CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink."My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal."Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers...""You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop."Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

now i know why you hang out in the shark pool so much.

I don't hang out here enough.....

 

[lord_helmet]

Follow up....CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink."My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal."Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers...""You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop."Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

now i know why you hang out in the shark pool so much.

I don't hang out here enough.....

You should cut back

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Follow up....CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink."My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal."Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers...""You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop."Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

now i know why you hang out in the shark pool so much.

I don't hang out here enough.....

You should cut back

"The Shark Pool ! Where senses of humor come to die........."

 

[Bonzai]

Follow up....CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink."My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal."Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers...""You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop."Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

now i know why you hang out in the shark pool so much.

I don't hang out here enough.....

You should cut back

"The Shark Pool ! Where senses of humor come to die........."

case closed

 

[Bizkiteer]

Simply put....Porter is an idiot and on a few Sunday's during the year he wears pads and a helmet.

You can probably say that about a decent percentage of NFL players.

True

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Someone really should make this thread go away, or at least move it to FFA

News flash : you can make it "go away" simply by not clicking on it. Presto! You don't have to read any new posts...

 

[Bizkiteer]

It would be funny if they do find out that jewelery was stolen from him. Then Porter and his buddies get charged with more than assault and jail time comes out of it. Then Porter can get truly JACKED UP!!! Not saying it did happen or not, but a simple one punch affair becomes much more complicated. Man that would be a funny ending...

Fine with me... Steelers play Miami this year. I'd love for Joey to be in jail for that "revenge" game....

LOL! At worst, at least a one game suspension at that time.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

It would be funny if they do find out that jewelery was stolen from him. Then Porter and his buddies get charged with more than assault and jail time comes out of it. Then Porter can get truly JACKED UP!!! Not saying it did happen or not, but a simple one punch affair becomes much more complicated. Man that would be a funny ending...

Fine with me... Steelers play Miami this year. I'd love for Joey to be in jail for that "revenge" game....

LOL! At worst, at least a one game suspension at that time.

You know he desperately wants to have a big game vs. Pittsburgh too - that would be the worst punishment the league could ration out. It might be more than one game once they find out Porter mashed Levi's face into jelly, a la Bruce Willis and the Yellow ******* in "Sin City."

 

[lord_helmet]

Follow up....CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink."My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal."Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers...""You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop."Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

now i know why you hang out in the shark pool so much.

I don't hang out here enough.....

You should cut back

"The Shark Pool ! Where senses of humor come to die........."

If some day you should happen to actually be funny, I promise I won't forget to laugh

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Follow up....CINCINNATI [AP] - After being released from a brief hospital stay to treat injuries suffered in a Las Vegas brawl against Miami LB Joey Porter, things just got worse for Bengals OT Levi Jones. First, upon returning to the home he shares with his parents and his collection of rare orchids, Jones suffered the ultimate indignity when he realized his stepfather had painted his bedroom pink."My real Dad never woulda did that," Jones tearfully confessed. "It's too bad he's still locked up for male/male prostitution out in San Francisco, 'cuz he'd never have allowed this."In addition, Jones' mother removed all the Cookie Crisp from the house and replaced it with generic brand cereal."Man, I HATE that stuff..." Jones sniffled. "Mama won't even let me have my Cookie Crisp. Now alls I got left is my flowers...""You'll get your cereal and your Teletubbies DVD back after them scars heal.." his mother retorted. "Ain't no son of mine gonna get rewarded for taking a ### whippin...."At this point, Jones ran upstairs and into his pink bedroom. He attempted to slam the door, but despite swinging it with all of his might, it only closed about halfway before gently coasting to a stop."Man, I HATE y'all !!!!!!" Jones whimpered.Word has it that Joey Porter has also informed his father of the elder Mr. Jones' release date from a San Francisco penitentary, so that Mr. Porter can whip Jones' father's ### too.

now i know why you hang out in the shark pool so much.

I don't hang out here enough.....

You should cut back

"The Shark Pool ! Where senses of humor come to die........."

If some day you should happen to actually be funny, I promise I won't forget to laugh

This is the funniest thread the Shark Pool has seen in over a year. I'm sorry you don't get it, but again, no one's putting a gun to your head and forcing you to keep coming in here and reading it.Now, let's get off the subject of me and back onto Levi Jones becoming Joey Porter's beatch.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Is this where we talk about Levi Jones getting pVVn3d?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Is this where we talk about Levi Jones getting pVVn3d?

Check it out, I knew I was right all along... and this proves it.

VIDEO ACCOUNT FROM EYEWITNESS

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Is this where we talk about Levi Jones getting pVVn3d?

Check it out, I knew I was right all along... and this proves it.

VIDEO ACCOUNT FROM EYEWITNESS

 

[Bonzai]

Is this where we talk about Levi Jones getting pVVn3d?

Check it out, I knew I was right all along... and this proves it.

VIDEO ACCOUNT FROM EYEWITNESS

no gold chain?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Another update I just found...

MIAMI [AP] - Porter to compete for K job?

Recent reports that the Dolphins are looking to cut ties with K Olindo Mare and his high salary have led to speculation that newly acquired LB Joey Porter might be considered for placekicking duties. Porter was unavailable for comment, but Dolphins HC Cam Cameron seemed to put the issue to bed with his remark :

"Until the NFL starts using Levi Jones' buttocks as the ball, I'd have to say no. If that does happen, then it's a whole different story because I understand Joey can really kick the hell out of that."

Stay tuned.

 

[Kleck]

Now, let's get off the subject of me and back onto Levi Jones becoming Joey Porter's #####.

Or not.