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Kid gets kicked out of the football...... (1 Viewer)

SWC said:
what if he only has one leg after his attempted targeting goes tragically wrong and when authorities come to remove him he objects on the basis of anti piracy laws because in the meantime he has sneakily quickly installed a wooden peg leg that has a secret compartment for a bottle of rum to prevent scurvy take that to the bank bromigos 
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Let's try to stay on point here, gb.

You completely forgot about the funny costumed poker game.

 
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El Floppo said:
SWC said:
what if he only has one leg after his attempted targeting goes tragically wrong and when authorities come to remove him he objects on the basis of anti piracy laws because in the meantime he has sneakily quickly installed a wooden peg leg that has a secret compartment for a bottle of rum to prevent scurvy take that to the bank bromigos 
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Let's try to stay on point here, gb.

You completely forgot about the funny costumed poker game.
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yarr el guapo i always like the jib of your cut now imagine that he went pirate mode because he is on his way to the costume poker game and in addition to the rum in his leg he is a master card counter what happens then checkmate bromigo take that to the bank

 
ZenoRazon said:
belljr said:
The Texas kid was not ejected
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Talking the LSU game, some LSU player threw a bunch and was ejected and had to leave the field.

Dude, I don't need to make things up, ok?
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what did he throw a bunch of see brohan right now it just sounds like you are making this up answer the pirate leg question and stop trying to avoid it take that to the bank bromigo

 
El Floppo said:
Let's try to stay on point here, gb.

You completely forgot about the funny costumed poker game.
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Think about it guy.....

A senior in his last game,  has a younger brother in the game, he wants so badly to watch this game.  He MUST go to the locker room,why?  He can't hang around somewhere and watch his team play?

 
ZenoRazon said:
Think about it guy.....

A senior in his last game,  has a younger brother in the game, he wants so badly to watch this game.  He MUST go to the locker room,why?  He can't hang around somewhere and watch his team play?
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What does the rule book say? Does it say "you must leave the field of play... unless you really, really want to stay?"

 
ZenoRazon said:
Think about it guy.....

A senior in his last game,  has a younger brother in the game, he wants so badly to watch this game.  He MUST go to the locker room,why?  He can't hang around somewhere and watch his team play?
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I'M THINKING ABOUT.... I'M THINKING ABOUT IT

 
would it matter if they were twins and no one was really sure who was born first anymore or what take that to the bank brochachos

 
DallasDMac said:
What does the rule book say? Does it say "you must leave the field of play... unless you really, really want to stay?"
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I have no idea what any rule book says.  Just curious how this would go down if a kid.....I want to watch my team play, I spent all year long waiting for this, isn't there some way I can watch the game?

 
ZenoRazon said:
I have no idea what any rule book says.  Just curious how this would go down if a kid.....I want to watch my team play, I spent all year long waiting for this, isn't there some way I can watch the game?
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Sure. Don't get ejected.  You can watch and maybe even play

 
ZenoRazon said:
I have no idea what any rule book says.  Just curious how this would go down if a kid.....I want to watch my team play, I spent all year long waiting for this, isn't there some way I can watch the game?
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he could go back in the tunnel and watch the game through courtroom sketches but only if he had the forethought to hire a courtroom artist on retainer in the off chance that he was kicked out of the game for targeting and lost a leg in the process leading him to go full pirate with a rum concealing peg leg but on the plus side he would probably be the only guy to go full pirate and watch his team via a courtroom sketcher and i bet bert musberger would talk about it for years take that to the bank bromigo

 
SWC said:
he could go back in the tunnel and watch the game through courtroom sketches but only if he had the forethought to hire a courtroom artist on retainer in the off chance that he was kicked out of the game for targeting and lost a leg in the process leading him to go full pirate with a rum concealing peg leg but on the plus side he would probably be the only guy to go full pirate and watch his team via a courtroom sketcher and i bet bert musberger would talk about it for years take that to the bank bromigo
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Why try so hard?

 
ZenoRazon said:
SWC said:
he could go back in the tunnel and watch the game through courtroom sketches but only if he had the forethought to hire a courtroom artist on retainer in the off chance that he was kicked out of the game for targeting and lost a leg in the process leading him to go full pirate with a rum concealing peg leg but on the plus side he would probably be the only guy to go full pirate and watch his team via a courtroom sketcher and i bet bert musberger would talk about it for years take that to the bank bromigo
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Why try so hard?
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look this isnt rocket science is the moon was made out of spare ribs would you eat it becuase i would and i would wash it down with an ice cold budweiser take that to the bank bromigo

 
SWC said:
look this isnt rocket science is the moon was made out of spare ribs would you eat it becuase i would and i would wash it down with an ice cold budweiser take that to the bank bromigo
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So close.  Rocket surgery.  Always go rocket surgery

 
if done right no can defend has me laughing out loud but in all honesty number 2 was the best one when old pete setera was providing the soundtrack to the emerging love between daniel and kumiko and like a knight in a castle far away sato said hate was wrong and that my friends is the meaning of christmas take that to the bank brohans

 
SWC said:
if done right no can defend has me laughing out loud but in all honesty number 2 was the best one when old pete setera was providing the soundtrack to the emerging love between daniel and kumiko and like a knight in a castle far away sato said hate was wrong and that my friends is the meaning of christmas take that to the bank brohans
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So after Chozen Toguchi got his nosed "honked" at the end of the fight, did he have to leave the castle, or could he have stayed to watch the bone dance?

 
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Serious question.

How many times do you need the question answered before you stop asking again and again?

 
ZenoRazon said:
psychobillies said:
Because he didn't buy a ticket. 
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What if a well known booster.....I got this let the kid stay?
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is the well known booster none other than brent lancaster reprising his role as moonlight graham or what because then maybe after he says i got this he could tip his hat and say he best be gettin home before eliza gets to thinkin he has a girlfriend take that to the bank brohan

 
Politician Spock said:
SWC said:
if done right no can defend has me laughing out loud but in all honesty number 2 was the best one when old pete setera was providing the soundtrack to the emerging love between daniel and kumiko and like a knight in a castle far away sato said hate was wrong and that my friends is the meaning of christmas take that to the bank brohans
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So after Chozen Toguchi got his nosed "honked" at the end of the fight, did he have to leave the castle, or could he have stayed to watch the bone dance?
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they probably let him stay and i bet by the end of the party he was helping old ladies cross that moat thing that was for unclear reasons inside the castle but it would probably end up that he was a fan of the newer chicago stuff after pete left to spread his wings because he just seemed like that kind of a laroosh take that to the bank bromigo

 
belljr said:
Serious question.

How many times do you need the question answered before you stop asking again and again?
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Serious answer.

Is there an actual rule/method/steps in place on how if the situation ever happened it goes smoothly and quickly?  Something tells me that no that isn't the case.

 
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SWC said:
they probably let him stay and i bet by the end of the party he was helping old ladies cross that moat thing that was for unclear reasons inside the castle but it would probably end up that he was a fan of the newer chicago stuff after pete left to spread his wings because he just seemed like that kind of a laroosh take that to the bank bromigo
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Any truth to the rumor that he was the inspiration for the song "Look Away"?

 
SWC said:
is the well known booster none other than brent lancaster reprising his role as moonlight graham or what because then maybe after he says i got this he could tip his hat and say he best be gettin home before eliza gets to thinkin he has a girlfriend take that to the bank brohan
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Mr, Rochester Ingram owns the security company that he has rented out, he makes it very clear he wants the boy to stay.  Now what?

 
did you see his face after daniel drum techniqued that thing brohan he couldnt look anywhere but hey you pull a knife on kumiko you get the horns take that to the bank brochacho

 
ZenoRazon said:
SWC said:
is the well known booster none other than brent lancaster reprising his role as moonlight graham or what because then maybe after he says i got this he could tip his hat and say he best be gettin home before eliza gets to thinkin he has a girlfriend take that to the bank brohan
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Mr, Rochester Ingram owns the security company that he has rented out, he makes it very clear he wants the boy to stay.  Now what?
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jane eyre is more make believe look brohan read through my posts i deal in reality so if you want to get real then go ahead but until then im out take that to the bank and goodnight cleveland bromigos 

 
Serious answer to your question.

No joking.

I've thought about this really hard.

This is a rock solid answer, with no room for error.

Here we go.....

Official pardon from the governor of the state where the game is taking place, and he can stay. Again, this is no joke. It's true. Just try it and see. 

 
SWC said:
did you see his face after daniel drum techniqued that thing brohan he couldnt look anywhere but hey you pull a knife on kumiko you get the horns take that to the bank brochacho
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Dude, I live 160 miles from any banks so cool that silliness, ok?

 
ZenoRazon said:
Serious answer.

Is there an actual rule/method/steps in place on how if the situation ever happened it goes smoothly and quickly?  Something tells me that no that isn't the case.
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Yes there is a rule

There is a rule

There is a rule

 
ZenoRazon said:
If done right I bet a smart kid could get around having to hit the showers.
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Sure. But, then he is going to stink because he did play part of the game so he would be sweaty. All the Axe body spray in the world can't cover up that funk. Even though male teens everywhere keep on trying.

 
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