Kim Kardashian Selfie (1 Viewer)

[Righetti]

http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php

She went Full Monty

 

[Kraft...]

Her boobs are pretty remarkable

 

[TenTimes]

http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php

She went Full Monty

I keep saying never again and then she does something hot like this and pulls me right back in.

 

[3C's]

http://time.com/3581618/kim-kardashian-butt-paper-magazine-empty-promise/

 

[(HULK)]

Her body is crazy. I look and think that it has to be photoshop.

I'd do her for the novelty I guess, but I don't get the huge excitment her giant butt creates. Not my preference.

If you're reading this Kim (and I know you are because you're super vain and can't help reading everything about yourself), yes, I called you a novelty bang. You're in the same class as a midget.

 

[TenTimes]

Her body is crazy. I look and think that it has to be photoshop.

I'd do her for the novelty I guess, but I don't get the huge excitment her giant butt creates. Not my preference.

If you're reading this Kim (and I know you are because you're super vain and can't help reading everything about yourself), yes, I called you a novelty bang. You're in the same class as a midget.

You call her a novelty, I call her the evolution of woman

 

[The Commish]

Her body is crazy. I look and think that it has to be photoshop.

I'd do her for the novelty I guess, but I don't get the huge excitment her giant butt creates. Not my preference.

If you're reading this Kim (and I know you are because you're super vain and can't help reading everything about yourself), yes, I called you a novelty bang. You're in the same class as a midget.

This is what happens when you remove all the fat cells from the stomach area and don't change eating habits. The fat is stored somewhere else. In her, it happens to be that gigantic cartoon ###.

 

[TenTimes]

Her body is crazy. I look and think that it has to be photoshop.

I'd do her for the novelty I guess, but I don't get the huge excitment her giant butt creates. Not my preference.

If you're reading this Kim (and I know you are because you're super vain and can't help reading everything about yourself), yes, I called you a novelty bang. You're in the same class as a midget.

This is what happens when you remove all the fat cells from the stomach area and don't change eating habits. The fat is stored somewhere else. In her, it happens to be that gigantic cartoon ###.

but look at how she holds that bottle in picture 1

 

[AcerFC]

Where is this chelsea handler pic

 

[seahawk 17]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/chelsea-handler-mimics-kim-kardashians-paper-cover-bares-her-butt-20141211

Handler pic.

 

[TenTimes]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/chelsea-handler-mimics-kim-kardashians-paper-cover-bares-her-butt-20141211

Handler pic.

She got the boom, shake the room! Like so many others before her, Chelsea Handler took Kim Kardashian's booty baring Paper cover and made it her own — by mimicking the reality TV star's pose in a bathroom selfie she posted to Instagram on Wednesday, Nov. 12.

What's this now?

btw if Chelsea Handler keeps doing this I might have to start liking her. Impressive work

 

[AcerFC]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/chelsea-handler-mimics-kim-kardashians-paper-cover-bares-her-butt-20141211

Handler pic.

She got the boom, shake the room! Like so many others before her, Chelsea Handler took Kim Kardashian's booty baring Paper cover and made it her own — by mimicking the reality TV star's pose in a bathroom selfie she posted to Instagram on Wednesday, Nov. 12.

What's this now?

btw if Chelsea Handler keeps doing this I might have to start liking her. Impressive work

I just can not find Handler attractive for some reason. My wife watched her show every night and I was always going back and forth. I just dont find her sexually attractive at all. Ill take Kim 8 days a week over Chelsea

 

[cstu]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/chelsea-handler-mimics-kim-kardashians-paper-cover-bares-her-butt-20141211

Handler pic.

She got the boom, shake the room! Like so many others before her, Chelsea Handler took Kim Kardashian's booty baring Paper cover and made it her own — by mimicking the reality TV star's pose in a bathroom selfie she posted to Instagram on Wednesday, Nov. 12.

What's this now?

btw if Chelsea Handler keeps doing this I might have to start liking her. Impressive work

I just can not find Handler attractive for some reason. My wife watched her show every night and I was always going back and forth. I just dont find her sexually attractive at all. Ill take Kim 8 days a week over Chelsea

She's 39 but looks 59.

 

[The Commish]

Rumor has it, Gaffney SC modeled their water tower after her ###

 

[The General]

The internet has millions of hotter women doing litterally anything you want and this #### is the one people go crazy for.

I don't get it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The internet has millions of hotter women doing litterally anything you want and this #### is the one people go crazy for.

I don't get it.

There are a lot of stupid people that really care about celebrities. You good now?

 

[Scoresman]

do you think she dumps in front of kanye? imagine the farts those cheeks produce. and with that big, cavernous colon, there's plenty of room to ferment so they probably stink like hell.

 

[The General]

The internet has millions of hotter women doing litterally anything you want and this #### is the one people go crazy for.

I don't get it.

There are a lot of stupid people that really care about celebrities. You good now?

That's the thing, her celebrity is from being hot. But she's a just pretty girl at best with a circus freak ###. So yeah don't get it.

 

[Premier]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2SqyDICQAIeSMq.jpg

That is amazing.

 

[shadyridr]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2SqyDICQAIeSMq.jpg

That is amazing.

is it gay if i suddenly have the urge for a Homer Simpson bj?

 

[Chemical X]

http://instagram.com/p/vW3369K8rx/

 

[EYLive]

Her boobs are pretty remarkable

Indeed. I woulda thought that demon spawn she created may have sucked the life force out of them.

 

[Yenrub]

http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php

She went Full Monty

There goes my stable family life

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/news/chelsea-handler-mimics-kim-kardashians-paper-cover-bares-her-butt-20141211

Handler pic.

She got the boom, shake the room! Like so many others before her, Chelsea Handler took Kim Kardashian's booty baring Paper cover and made it her own by mimicking the reality TV star's pose in a bathroom selfie she posted to Instagram on Wednesday, Nov. 12.

What's this now?

btw if Chelsea Handler keeps doing this I might have to start liking her. Impressive work

I just can not find Handler attractive for some reason. My wife watched her show every night and I was always going back and forth. I just dont find her sexually attractive at all. Ill take Kim 8 days a week over Chelsea

Chelsea is hawt.

 

[AAABatteries]

http://instagram.com/p/vW3369K8rx/

:vomit:

 

[xulf]

Her face looks more and more like her moms by the day...huge turnoff for me.

 

[flapgreen]

http://instagram.com/p/vW3369K8rx/

 

[Abraham]

 

[Jaysus]

http://instagram.com/p/vW3369K8rx/

HFS!

 

[[icon]]

http://instagram.com/p/vW3369K8rx/

HFS!

 

[Da Guru]

Her body is crazy. I look and think that it has to be photoshop.

I'd do her for the novelty I guess, but I don't get the huge excitment her giant butt creates. Not my preference.

If you're reading this Kim (and I know you are because you're super vain and can't help reading everything about yourself), yes, I called you a novelty bang. You're in the same class as a midget.

I agree her ### look like a quarter horse from the side shot. If she could somehow slim that ### down with that rack it would look so much more impressive. Right now she needs a huge rack to balance out her huge rear end.

When not prepped correctly her rear end is pretty sloppy.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Her body is crazy. I look and think that it has to be photoshop.

I'd do her for the novelty I guess, but I don't get the huge excitment her giant butt creates. Not my preference.

If you're reading this Kim (and I know you are because you're super vain and can't help reading everything about yourself), yes, I called you a novelty bang. You're in the same class as a midget.

I agree her ### look like a quarter horse from the side shot. If she could somehow slim that ### down with that rack it would look so much more impressive. Right now she needs a huge rack to balance out her huge rear end.

Not to mention to keep her from falling backwards.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Her face looks more and more like her moms by the day...huge turnoff for me.

Horrible personality aside, Kris looks pretty good for a 59 year old. I'd bang.

 

[The General]

Her body is crazy. I look and think that it has to be photoshop.

I'd do her for the novelty I guess, but I don't get the huge excitment her giant butt creates. Not my preference.

If you're reading this Kim (and I know you are because you're super vain and can't help reading everything about yourself), yes, I called you a novelty bang. You're in the same class as a midget.

I agree her ### look like a quarter horse from the side shot. If she could somehow slim that ### down with that rack it would look so much more impressive. Right now she needs a huge rack to balance out her huge rear end.

When not prepped correctly her rear end is pretty sloppy.

Looks like someone has a poopy diaper.

 

[[icon]]

The problem is the image is a recreation blatant knock off from an old shot from a book called Jungle Fever...

http://thegrio.com/2014/11/12/kim-kardashian-butt/

 

[bushdocda]

Coffee maker video is top notch.

 

[Oink Oink the Pig]

She can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance. By all accounts she is a horrible person. She is also a fat cow that isn't attractive. I don't get the fascination.

 

[Michael Brown]

She can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance. By all accounts she is a horrible person. She is also a fat cow that isn't attractive. I don't get the fascination.

Not that difficult to understand. Let's face it, she has a job title that's kind of undefined but she is basically a model at this point.There are a number of world famous supermodels who can't sing, act, or dance (Gisele Bundchen, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, etc). Their only job is to look good. Just like you don't like Kim K, not everyone agrees that they look good either. I personally don't think Gisele is very attractive at all, but I think Kim is hot as hell.

So anyway, while they are all different kinds of models, obviously enough guys out there like KK for her to keep getting chosen for provocative photoshoots and designers want her to keep wearing their stuff. Just different strokes and all.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

She can't sing. She can't act. She can't dance.

The only thing about her is the way that she walks.

 

[shadyridr]

I never realized how many gay fbgs there were

 

[Tom Servo]

Anyone who says they wouldn't do a line off that ### and then glaze it after slamming it from behind are kidding themselves and should be banned from posting here.

I'm not into women with butts so big they have to turn sideways to go through a door. Guys who like that should be Christo's wingman.

 

[Tom Servo]

How does an Armenian girl wind up with that ###? All the ones I know have bodies like Twiggy.

Horse roids.

 

[Scoresman]

more butt = more foul smells during doggie style. i dont think she's flexible enough to be properly wiping that thing from back to front.

 

[Clifford]

I would refer anyone challenging someone's hetero-ness over banging this chick or a willingness to bang to the cream-colored outfit photo.

That is a ridiculous, fat, cottage-cheese ###. The PAPER cover is photoshopped to hell and back.

 

[GDogg]

The problem is the image is a recreation blatant knock off from an old shot from a book called Jungle Fever...

http://thegrio.com/2014/11/12/kim-kardashian-butt/

Why would that be a problem? And, is it really a "knock off" if the photographer is the same for both shots? How is that not a "recreation?"

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

more butt = more foul smells during doggie style. i dont think she's flexible enough to be properly wiping that thing from back to front.

phftphftphftphftphftphftphftphft

 

[Das Boot]

I'm pretty sure it would sound like a rifle shot if you gave this a good smack.

 

[HughHoney]

I never realized how many gay fbgs there were

Agreed. What has Kate Upton done? What has every other SI swimsuit model? How about the women in Victoria secret ads? They're all hotter than KK but they're all famous for the same reason. They're nothin but sexual material for men. People are complaining that she's never done anything but neither has any of those other who oars.

 

[The General]

I never realized how many gay fbgs there were

Agreed. What has Kate Upton done? What has every other SI swimsuit model? How about the women in Victoria secret ads? They're all hotter than KK but they're all famous for the same reason. They're nothin but sexual material for men. People are complaining that she's never done anything but neither has any of those other who oars.

Kardashian isn't in the league of SI swimsuit models. She does have half a mile of ### crack though.

 

[Yenrub]

I'm pretty sure it would sound like a rifle shot if you gave this a good smack.

would smash