KwaZakhele man jacked off at gunpoint by three women (1 Viewer)

[sports_fan]

Man jacked off at gunpoint by three women who wanted semenIn KwaZakhele township, South Africa, local news media obtained a police report which described a 33-year-old who was allegedly taken hostage on Tuesday morning by three women in a black BMW and then sexually assaulted by his captors.

Eastern Cape police are currently on the lookout for three women who, after spotting the pedestrian on the side of the road, pulled over to ask him for directions. When they caught him off guard, one of the women put a gun in his face and then they forced him into the automobile for quite the ride.

“They drove into a thoroughfare 500m away,” said Constable Mncedi Mbombo. “They parked the car and fondled him to get an erection.”

The fondling continued. “His penis could not get erect,” Mbombo added. “They then forced him to drink an unknown substance from a bottle. This got him aroused quickly even though he was still scared and didn’t want to have sex.”

Every time the man came, the women put the semen inside of different vials and stored them in a cooler box. Then they abandoned the man on the side of the road.

Everyone is so ####### confused in KwaZakhele township. “We have never heard of such a thing before,” said Mbombo. “The man was fully conscious throughout his ordeal and he is still traumatized.”

In other car-jacking-off news, a 27-year-old high school English teacher worked over one of her students’ penises in the school parking lot in March. The investigation is ongoing.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/247848/man-jacked-off-at-gunpoint-by-three-women-who-wanted-semen/

 

[Raider Nation]

Wow, what a stroke of luck.

 

[Das Boot]

Epidemic imo.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Was he driving a Honda?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Was he driving a Honda?

This is very similar to one of your old army stories about the guy getting caught with the prostitue and then saying they forced him at gunpoint

 

[comfortably numb]

#blackpeopleproblems

 

[jon_mx]

Was he driving a Honda?

This is very similar to one of your old army stories about the guy getting caught with the prostitue and then saying they forced him at gunpoint

So maybe the guy was telling the truth.

 

[3C's]

Again?! Some guys get all the breaks.

 

[EYLive]

Coincidentally, BangBus just uploaded a new video.

 

[Raider Nation]

Was it a stick shift?

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

This has to rank among the all time great thread titles right?

 

[Raider Nation]

“The man was fully conscious throughout his ordeal and he is still traumatized.”

"What are you gonna do to me???"

"The three of us are gonna jack you off."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

You can't rape the willing

 

[flapgreen]

Good to know

 

[Leroy Hoard]

In other car-jacking-off news

lol

 

[Skipdog77]

Tourism rates about to take off in KwaZakhele township, South Africa.