List of worst things ever purchased at a strip club (1 Viewer)

[Insein]

A $20 dance for $80.

 

[rockaction]

$3000+ worth of talking and guilt. Bad, bad purchase. Hot, hot woman.

 

[nittanylion]

Food, in general.

Drinks. Always get started elsewhere to minimize the damage.

 

[rockaction]

The mints one bought in the bathroom never were as good as I expected.

 

[Osaurus]

Quesadilla? Quez...hi

 

[Otis]

Sushi.

 

[ghostguy123]

Crabs legs??

 

[pollardsvision]

A $500 old-fashioned. Not the drink.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

The worst thing I ever bought at a strip club was a Polaroid with Guage.

The worst thing I ever paid for at a strip club was the cover charge at noon on a Tuesday.

 

[Quez]

Std

 

[johnnycakes]

A $500 old-fashioned. Not the drink.

 

[Dentist]

I'm not sure I want to know what my lifetime expenditures have been at these places. It's probably 10k. Fortunately none in the past 3 years since Missouri mostly ruined them with dumb laws

 

[spreagle]

Lots of counterfeit money at strip clubs so be wary of accepting a strippers request to exchange five of your good 20s for her "$100 bill".

 

[Brony]

Blue waffles

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Blue waffles

I'm not falling for this....again.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

Shut up. No way. Really?

 

[Nick Vermeil]

12 egg omelet. :Acropolis:

 

[randall146]

$8 service charge on ATM with a $50 max withdrawal at a time. Repeat over and over and over . . .

 

[ChainsawU]

It's spaghetti and meatballs night tonight.

 

[beer 30]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

There are folks who would pay extra for the water feature

 

[Guest]

I'm not sure I want to know what my lifetime expenditures have been at these places. It's probably 10k. Fortunately none in the past 3 years since Missouri mostly ruined them with dumb laws

Is the Kansas side still good?

 

[ChainsawU]

I have never paid to get into the VIP area or bought an entire bottle. That's #1 on my list of worst things. It's like 350 and another hundo.

 

[[icon]]

$3000+ worth of talking and guilt. Bad, bad purchase. Hot, hot woman.

For 3000 you better have gotten take out....

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

Shut up. No way. Really?

Bachelor party, buy lap dance for the guest of honor, goes to the corner booth, 30 seconds later screaming like he had been hit on the battlefield. Not only was she dripping she would projectile "milk" herself and try to hit the front row. Locals thought it was best thing ever. Cheyenne Wyoming, no words.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

Shut up. No way. Really?

Bachelor party, buy lap dance for the guest of honor, goes to the corner booth, 30 seconds later screaming like he had been hit on the battlefield. Not only was she dripping she would projectile "milk" herself and try to hit the front row. Locals thought it was best thing ever. Cheyenne Wyoming, no words.

That...is...AWESOME.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I was at Scores in NYC a long time ago and just before I was about to get a lap dance the music stopped because a Floyd Mayweather fight was about to begin and they were showing it on the big screen. The girl said she couldn't dance with no music so we sat and watched the fight together. She loved Mayweather and wanted me to bet with her on the fight. I was so drunk I said "sure" and took the bum he was fighting. The fight lasted about 10 minutes with a Mayweather knockout - she took my Scores $, that I was using for the lap dance, and left. :(

 

[Brony]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

Shut up. No way. Really?

Bachelor party, buy lap dance for the guest of honor, goes to the corner booth, 30 seconds later screaming like he had been hit on the battlefield. Not only was she dripping she would projectile "milk" herself and try to hit the front row. Locals thought it was best thing ever. Cheyenne Wyoming, no words.

I first read this as the stripper's name being Cheyenne Wyoming.

 

[The Ref]

$8 service charge on ATM with a $50 max withdrawal at a time. Repeat over and over and over . . .

There is one in my area where it was $30 with a $200 max. Couldn't believe it.

 

[The Ref]

It only took 11 + years, but someone finally took one of my threads and changed the title slightly and made a new thread.

I like this one better.

 

[Dentist]

I'm not sure I want to know what my lifetime expenditures have been at these places. It's probably 10k. Fortunately none in the past 3 years since Missouri mostly ruined them with dumb laws

Is the Kansas side still good?

afaik, but it wasn't great to begin with

 

[mquinnjr]

$40 for 2 Bud Light bottles (12 oz.)

 

[Bonfire]

Steak Tartare.....they skimped on the capers

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Glitter brisket

 

[Henry Ford]

10 minutes with a woman with a vibrating tongue ring.

 

[D in the D]

The mints one bought in the bathroom never were as good as I expected.

Also, I've heard the gum tastes like rubber as well.

 

[[icon]]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

Shut up. No way. Really?

Bachelor party, buy lap dance for the guest of honor, goes to the corner booth, 30 seconds later screaming like he had been hit on the battlefield. Not only was she dripping she would projectile "milk" herself and try to hit the front row. Locals thought it was best thing ever. Cheyenne Wyoming, no words.

I've seen this happen before at Platinum Plus in Memphis 20-odd years ago.

 

[Henry Ford]

Lap dance from lactating performer.

Shut up. No way. Really?

Bachelor party, buy lap dance for the guest of honor, goes to the corner booth, 30 seconds later screaming like he had been hit on the battlefield. Not only was she dripping she would projectile "milk" herself and try to hit the front row. Locals thought it was best thing ever. Cheyenne Wyoming, no words.

That would have been my guess.

 

[JHuber77]

'86 Chrysler LeBaron.

Are you sure it wasnt a gay strip club?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

$8 service charge on ATM with a $50 max withdrawal at a time. Repeat over and over and over . . .

JFC.

 

[cstu]

If you've heard the stories I have from strippers, your answer would be zero.

One of them was that a stripper I knew would have her boyfriend ejaculate on her and she would rub it into her upper body before going to work. :X :

 

[Brony]

Red velvet tacos

 

[sbonomo]

Lap dance - showed up late after a long hh. Grabbed the first chick I saw after finding my buddies. Good lap dance, girl was all over me. Fast forward to the next place, a buddy asked me what was all over my white button down shirt......looked down and there were streaks of blood everywhere. Bought a T-shirt from the bar threw my shirt in the garbage then went home and took a long shower in the fetal position. Don't go to burbon street in Phoenix.

 

[jon_mx]

10 minutes with a woman with a vibrating tongue ring.

Wrong thread. This is for the worst thing you purchase, that would go in the most awesome purchase thread.

 

[nirad3]

$1,200ish for a cheese plate. In the "VIP area", which wasn't really much of an area at all. Was promised unlimited lap dances and eventual move to the "real" VIP area. She supposedly got sick and had to leave.

 

[ChainsawU]

I paid 90 dollars for a Peruvian butt suck from a Thai pre-op tranny from the Dominican Republic and her name was Tranny Ramirez.

 

[ChainsawU]

Lap dance - showed up late after a long hh. Grabbed the first chick I saw after finding my buddies. Good lap dance, girl was all over me. Fast forward to the next place, a buddy asked me what was all over my white button down shirt......looked down and there were streaks of blood everywhere. Bought a T-shirt from the bar threw my shirt in the garbage then went home and took a long shower in the fetal position. Don't go to burbon street in Phoenix.

What ever happened to lipstick on the collar, ladies?

 

[D in the D]

I paid 90 dollars for a Peruvian butt suck from a Thai pre-op tranny from the Dominican Republic and her name was Tranny Ramirez.

The original ManRam

 

[beer 30]

I paid 90 dollars for a Peruvian butt suck from a Thai pre-op tranny from the Dominican Republic and her name was Tranny Ramirez.

I'm not sure where this thread will end up but there is no way this post doesn't finish in the top three and if it doesn't win I'm not gonna lie, it will be a disappointment.

 

[eoMMan]

I paid 90 dollars for a Peruvian butt suck from a Thai pre-op tranny from the Dominican Republic and her name was Tranny Ramirez.

I'm not sure where this thread will end up but there is no way this post doesn't finish in the top three and if it doesn't win I'm not gonna lie, it will be a disappointment.

I don't think he's being truthful.