parrot
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That "dad" looks about 12 to me.That's what is half wrong with kids these days. Did that mild shot to the head really necessitate the dad sprinting over there like the kid was on fire?
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Fear The Turtle
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Right, her fall was well-cushioned.Could have been titled "Boob Smash".
Wooderson
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Yep. She gives a little look at me smile right when she starts the jump.The dog still stuck the landing. ?
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sdp1226
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Fat Nick
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I love how he hangs in mid-air for a second just as he's reaching out to his teammates.Methinks that wasn't his 1st time trying to get up the wall...
Leviathan
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Although true, that was a pretty ####ty thing to do to little kid. Even a Raiders fan wouldn't do that to a kid who was wearing a Chiefs jersey!!!Sweet J said:Keerock said:
I JUST noticed that. In that case, I retract my confusion.
Side note: I would NEVER let my kid walk into Fenway park with any kind of paraphernalia that even hinted at being non-Sox fan. Those people up there are animals. Although times may have changed. It's been twenty years since I went to a game at Fenway.
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ghostguy123
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ghostguy123
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I may just have to try this in my golf outting (very non serious) this weekend. I can Happy Gilmore it, but not sure if I can happy Gilmore it while drinking and spinning around first.
ghostguy123
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Looks kinda like the dude being tased...............except he wasn't tased....................or was heI love how he hangs in mid-air for a second just as he's reaching out to his teammates.Methinks that wasn't his 1st time trying to get up the wall...
Ned
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God this one still slays me.I love how he hangs in mid-air for a second just as he's reaching out to his teammates.Methinks that wasn't his 1st time trying to get up the wall...
the moops
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I looked down for a second, and looked back up and thought the biker behind him did the same thing
Then realized the gif had just looped back aroundThats a great question - the guy at the top - to our runner's right makes a motion with his arm - right when our guy goes limp....Looks kinda like the dude being tased...............except he wasn't tased....................or was heI love how he hangs in mid-air for a second just as he's reaching out to his teammates.Methinks that wasn't his 1st time trying to get up the wall...
Galileo
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I don't know...the direction of his arm thrust would have resulted in the electrodes being ejected straight ahead. They would then have to make a 90 degree turn to the right in order to strike our victim. I propose the presence of a second taser...perhaps someone from his own team standing in the grassy area to the side of the ramp.Thats a great question - the guy at the top - to our runner's right makes a motion with his arm - right when our guy goes limp....Looks kinda like the dude being tased...............except he wasn't tased....................or was heI love how he hangs in mid-air for a second just as he's reaching out to his teammates.Methinks that wasn't his 1st time trying to get up the wall...
Officer Pete Malloy
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Not a kid..actually a "hot girl". YouTube vid. Might be a cuss word or two even. Just watch until the very end https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWyUfhoDR2Y&feature=youtu.be
Keerock
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Sweet J
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bigbottom
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Sweet J
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bigbottom said:
That was actually the best part of the video. We have turned into a really weird country. I HATE being that guy, but I can't fathom our parents or grandparents even saying the words "my kids don't eat green things," except MAYBE they'd say it ironically with a chuckle as a way to poke fun at the fact that their kids are such strange creatures. But I couldn't imagine my mother or grandfather/grandmother saying that in any kind of serious way.
Ned
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igbomb
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Did this as a teenager as well. Pedaling my ### off up a hill, head down just hitting those pedals and BAM!. Face first into the trunk of a parked car. Broke my nose, broke my front rim. Had to walk my bike home (fortunately only half a block) which blood spilling everywhere.
TheAristocrat
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Those made my morning, Kee.
The best part is the mom or dad racing over with phone in hand and right at the end you get one quick glimpse of the boy all the way under the toy car.
Love the sheer horror of the little girl since the kid leaves it there.
glock
"Don't grumble, give a whistle!"
Racing my pals out of a state park near us on stingray bikes as a young teen, I did just this as I notice they all "surrender" to my total awesomeness and fall back.
I then got up out of the saddle for a couple more solid strokes......and coasted right into a braided wire stretched across the trail to prevent car traffic.
It caught me across the chest and both biceps and swept me right off the bike onto my back. Totally knocked the wind out of me. A couple of the guys raced home to get my dad. Bruised my sternum and my biceps- so bad I couldn't even lift my arms for several days.
If I hadn't stood up on my pedals, though...
Edited to add: No "kids get owned" video...
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