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Little Kids Get Owned In This Thread (1 Viewer)

Keerock said:
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WTF is the deal with people not looking for traffic anymore? If I were doing this trick there would have been someone posted at the corner watching the street telling me when it was clear.

Instead he went blind, but luck was on his side and he stuck the landing like a boss without traffic. Then as an FU to Murphy's Law everywhere he spent the next couple seconds looking cool and ignoring the possibility that there might actually be a car on the road as he crossed into the other lane.

I was glad to see the silver karma finally arrive. I will think of this every time the oblivious morons in parking lots/crosswalks passively aggressively stare the other way and avoid eye contact because they know they are jaywalking and expecting me to not hit them.

 
Statcruncher said:
Keerock said:
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WTF is the deal with people not looking for traffic anymore? If I were doing this trick there would have been someone posted at the corner watching the street telling me when it was clear.

Instead he went blind, but luck was on his side and he stuck the landing like a boss without traffic. Then as an FU to Murphy's Law everywhere he spent the next couple seconds looking cool and ignoring the possibility that there might actually be a car on the road as he crossed into the other lane.

I was glad to see the silver karma finally arrive. I will think of this every time the oblivious morons in parking lots/crosswalks passively aggressively stare the other way and avoid eye contact because they know they are jaywalking and expecting me to not hit them.
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i concur. when we were kids we always had a spotter if we were doing crazy tricks.

this one was super satisfying to me because there is nothing more annoying than those loud skatboard dbags screaming for attention.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
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Wow the set up is so F'd up. I used to do this demo all the time with my classes but gave it up about 15 years ago. Fortunately, nothing ever went wrong, but I always I was too fearful of something not going as planned.

 
grateful zed said:
Statcruncher said:
Keerock said:
Boardin'
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WTF is the deal with people not looking for traffic anymore? If I were doing this trick there would have been someone posted at the corner watching the street telling me when it was clear.

Instead he went blind, but luck was on his side and he stuck the landing like a boss without traffic. Then as an FU to Murphy's Law everywhere he spent the next couple seconds looking cool and ignoring the possibility that there might actually be a car on the road as he crossed into the other lane.

I was glad to see the silver karma finally arrive. I will think of this every time the oblivious morons in parking lots/crosswalks passively aggressively stare the other way and avoid eye contact because they know they are jaywalking and expecting me to not hit them.
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i concur. when we were kids we always had a spotter if we were doing crazy tricks.

this one was super satisfying to me because there is nothing more annoying than those loud skatboard dbags screaming for attention.
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:goodposting:

I realize I've crossed over into full-blown OPM curmudgeon territory since I started hating these ####-brains.

 
Keerock said:
Sweet J said:
Leviathan said:
sdp1226 said:
Doosh owns kid

http://a.gifb.in/042014/1400707115_fan_steals_ball_from_kid.gif
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Did he wind up giving the ball to the kid or was he justifiably thrown to his death from the Green Monstah?
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How does dad not pummel that guy right then and there? Everybody is laughing. I'm so confused.
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See the hat. nufced?
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:lmao: :lmao:

I JUST noticed that. In that case, I retract my confusion.

Side note: I would NEVER let my kid walk into Fenway park with any kind of paraphernalia that even hinted at being non-Sox fan. Those people up there are animals. Although times may have changed. It's been twenty years since I went to a game at Fenway.

 
Sweet J said:
Keerock said:
Sweet J said:
Leviathan said:
sdp1226 said:
Doosh owns kid

http://a.gifb.in/042014/1400707115_fan_steals_ball_from_kid.gif
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Did he wind up giving the ball to the kid or was he justifiably thrown to his death from the Green Monstah?
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How does dad not pummel that guy right then and there? Everybody is laughing. I'm so confused.
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See the hat. nufced?
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:lmao: :lmao:

I JUST noticed that. In that case, I retract my confusion.

Side note: I would NEVER let my kid walk into Fenway park with any kind of paraphernalia that even hinted at being non-Sox fan. Those people up there are animals. Although times may have changed. It's been twenty years since I went to a game at Fenway.
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Turns out I was talking about the Dad's hat and why he didn't care...

 
Keerock said:
Sweet J said:
Keerock said:
Sweet J said:
Leviathan said:
sdp1226 said:
Doosh owns kid

http://a.gifb.in/042014/1400707115_fan_steals_ball_from_kid.gif
Click to expand...
Did he wind up giving the ball to the kid or was he justifiably thrown to his death from the Green Monstah?
Click to expand...
How does dad not pummel that guy right then and there? Everybody is laughing. I'm so confused.
Click to expand...
See the hat. nufced?
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:lmao: :lmao:

I JUST noticed that. In that case, I retract my confusion.

Side note: I would NEVER let my kid walk into Fenway park with any kind of paraphernalia that even hinted at being non-Sox fan. Those people up there are animals. Although times may have changed. It's been twenty years since I went to a game at Fenway.
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Turns out I was talking about the Dad's hat and why he didn't care...
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I hate to derail this thread any further, but this is a good life lesson for the kid: You go into Fenway with a Yankees hat, no way in hell are you walking out with a souvenir.

 
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