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Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Ditkaless Wonders
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PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
nice edit.
Foosball God
Foos
Nothing, only weirdos live in Tennessee.Never been...what is there to do in TN?I was in Cookeville, Tennessee on a business trip.Oops, that's right.Foos!!! Where ya been? btw, what are you thanking me for?Cliff notes on the last 30 pages? I've been out of town.
Thanks again e-mom.
No, seriously
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mojorizin
Guest
I thought about e-mom today as I.............. never mindI thought about e-mom today as I enjoyed a big bag of unshelled roasted salted peanuts at a game.
Brave Sir Robin
Footballguy
Drive new boats all over lakes...like the ones you might find at Bryant's Boats ® .If you want a good boat at a great price with very reasonable terms, go buy one or two boats from Bryant's Boats ®.Never been...what is there to do in TN?I was in Cookeville, Tennessee on a business trip.Oops, that's right.Foos!!! Where ya been? btw, what are you thanking me for?Cliff notes on the last 30 pages? I've been out of town.
Thanks again e-mom.
"If it sinks you didn't get it from us."
Ban me now Shick! I double-dog dare ya! Your inside guy/gal is asleep and I can type whatever I want amigo!
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
'Mornin' all and :Cheers: 
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the "Let's Have Some Fun...." post got the ol' :IBTL: Way to go e-MOM, you venture out of the estrogen thread and get everyone in trouble.I wonder what the last straw was.....E - did you at least get a new avatar?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the "Let's Have Some Fun...." post got the ol' :IBTL: Way to go e-MOM, you venture out of the estrogen thread and get everyone in trouble.I wonder what the last straw was.....E - did you at least get a new avatar?
SofaKings.
Footballguy
Bump
culdeus
Footballguy
I didn't have any close calls this week (and won), but this coming week I've got some seriouslyI caught one.
e-mom says I go with the former Aggie. I guess I can't argue with that.
WDIS decisions. Don't think I won't go back to the PA site for help as this one has been iffy all year.
SofaKings.
Footballguy
How you doing?Hustle.
It's my birthday, howsabout you write me a steamy pm?Happy Birthday Type in your name, and click the picture. Don't forget to turn on your speakers.How you doing?Hustle.
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We've done the bump and the hustle - but don't you think we should try a waltz or two before we get steamy?
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Way to go Sofa.Happy Birthday Type in your name, and click the picture. Don't forget to turn on your speakers.How you doing?Hustle.
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We've done the bump and the hustle - but don't you think we should try a waltz or two before we get steamy?
SofaKings.
Footballguy
I can't waltz, do you want to tango instead?Happy Birthday Type in your name, and click the picture. Don't forget to turn on your speakers.How you doing?Hustle.
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We've done the bump and the hustle - but don't you think we should try a waltz or two before we get steamy?
Schlzm
Footballguy
Happy b-day, maybe I should have gotten you aI can't waltz, do you want to tango instead?Happy Birthday Type in your name, and click the picture. Don't forget to turn on your speakers.How you doing?Hustle.
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We've done the bump and the hustle - but don't you think we should try a waltz or two before we get steamy?
suit to give that little bit of extra edge when dealing with AnnaMarie.SchlzmLord Farquaad
Footballguy
Whoa, that was legit?Normally you end up with a .wmv that loudly professes your love of pr0n when someone gives a link and says "Don't forget to turn on your speakers."
Schlzm
Footballguy
Why for the bad mood? Anything we can help with?SchlzmI was just thinking that.Nice pic.
Oh, and to answer your question Schlzm, I'm in kind of a crappy mood. :sigh: I feel a bit bad for our clients when I'm in a mood like this. Luckily we haven't had too many calls today.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Why for the bad mood? Anything we can help with?SchlzmI was just thinking that.Nice pic.
Oh, and to answer your question Schlzm, I'm in kind of a crappy mood. :sigh: I feel a bit bad for our clients when I'm in a mood like this. Luckily we haven't had too many calls today.
You're sweet. Just make me laugh today. I'm not even sure why I'm in this mood. I'm trying to get out of it before I go home.No need for everyone else at home to bear the brunt of it.
Lord Farquaad
Footballguy
Yeah, normally.
MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the "Mondays"I was just thinking that.Nice pic.
Oh, and to answer your question Schlzm, I'm in kind of a crappy mood. :sigh: I feel a bit bad for our clients when I'm in a mood like this. Luckily we haven't had too many calls today.
Hang in their Mrs. B!!
Foosball God
Foos
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.Guess mojo finally reeled her in. :(
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mojorizin
Guest
"reeled in" = tied up in my basement
I just type cute stuff under her username so nobody thinks anything is amiss.That skin suit is gonna look goooooood.
BTW, thats what she gets for not sending ME PM's.
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MC Gusto
Milkbone Bootycruncher
Don't forget, she seems like like this one alot......"reeled in" = tied up in my basement
That skin suit is gonna look goooooood.
So was the well there when you moved in or did you construct while trolling the medically afflicted websites looking for the perfect woman? Just curious r/e the timeline, I break ground on my well next week! 
Schlzm
Footballguy
You might get a chuckle out of this. I desperately searchd my favorie links and realized I lost all of my humor stuff when I got a new harddrive. So hope this helps.Too Long Wihtout Lovin'Why for the bad mood? Anything we can help with?SchlzmI was just thinking that.Nice pic.
Oh, and to answer your question Schlzm, I'm in kind of a crappy mood. :sigh: I feel a bit bad for our clients when I'm in a mood like this. Luckily we haven't had too many calls today.
No need for everyone else at home to bear the brunt of it.
Schlzm
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mojorizin
Guest
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
tdoss
Footballguy
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
You might get a chuckle out of this. I desperately searchd my favorie links and realized I lost all of my humor stuff when I got a new harddrive. So hope this helps.Too Long Wihtout Lovin'Why for the bad mood? Anything we can help with?SchlzmI was just thinking that.Nice pic.
Oh, and to answer your question Schlzm, I'm in kind of a crappy mood. :sigh: I feel a bit bad for our clients when I'm in a mood like this. Luckily we haven't had too many calls today.
No need for everyone else at home to bear the brunt of it.
Schlzm
Thanks.
Schlzm
Footballguy
And if nothing else all of my typos should give you a minor chuckle.SchlzmYou might get a chuckle out of this. I desperately searchd my favorie links and realized I lost all of my humor stuff when I got a new harddrive. So hope this helps.Too Long Wihtout Lovin'Why for the bad mood? Anything we can help with?SchlzmI was just thinking that.Nice pic.
Oh, and to answer your question Schlzm, I'm in kind of a crappy mood. :sigh: I feel a bit bad for our clients when I'm in a mood like this. Luckily we haven't had too many calls today.
No need for everyone else at home to bear the brunt of it.
Schlzm
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mojorizin
Guest
Well, I got a socket wrench, handcuffs, and cotton candy if you're swinging that direction.
