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I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
:rant: Jezabel!
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
Well, I got a socket wrench, handcuffs, and cotton candy if you're swinging that direction.
:excited: :excited: :excited: :wub: :wub: :wub:
:) Darling
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
:rant: Jezabel!
:lmao:
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
Be careful little girl... :pokey: :devil: :wolf: :headbang: :clap: :bow:

 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
Be careful little girl... :pokey: :devil: :wolf: :headbang: :clap: :bow:
Why are you fragile?
 
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I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
Well, I got a socket wrench, handcuffs, and cotton candy if you're swinging that direction.
:excited: :excited: :excited: :wub: :wub: :wub:
:) Darling
:battingeyelashes:
 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
Looks like things are getting interesting here Mrs. B. :popcorn:
So you saying you like to watch? :eek:
Be honest...who doesn't? I mean really?Sure there are those of us who'd much rather be greased up and in the middle of the pileup at the end of some naked twister...but would you honestly not want to at least watch such a spectacle if given the opportunity?

 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
I have something that I know would make you laugh, I just don't have enough space on my site left to host it. Feel brave enough to PM me your email so I can fir eit off to you? It is about 4MB in size.Schlzm

 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
Looks like things are getting interesting here Mrs. B. :popcorn:
So you saying you like to watch? :eek:
Be honest...who doesn't? I mean really?Sure there are those of us who'd much rather be greased up and in the middle of the pileup at the end of some naked twister...but would you honestly not want to at least watch such a spectacle if given the opportunity?
I never said that I wouldn't.
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
Be careful little girl... :pokey: :devil: :wolf: :headbang: :clap: :bow:
Why are you fragile?
Only when you need me to be...but at some point...know that I will expect it to be my turn with the padded/studded paddle and rider's crop...
 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
Looks like things are getting interesting here Mrs. B. :popcorn:
So you saying you like to watch? :eek:
Be honest...who doesn't? I mean really?Sure there are those of us who'd much rather be greased up and in the middle of the pileup at the end of some naked twister...but would you honestly not want to at least watch such a spectacle if given the opportunity?
I never said that I wouldn't.
Good girl...Gents...this one's gotta lil' freak in her...

I likey :wub:

 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in. :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
Uh oh. Mojo, tdoss has moved in and taken over.
:whistle:
 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
Looks like things are getting interesting here Mrs. B. :popcorn:
So you saying you like to watch? :eek:
Be honest...who doesn't? I mean really?Sure there are those of us who'd much rather be greased up and in the middle of the pileup at the end of some naked twister...but would you honestly not want to at least watch such a spectacle if given the opportunity?
:eek: I walk away for 2 minutes and I've already missed my window.....like sharks on chum I tell'ya
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
Be careful little girl... :pokey: :devil: :wolf: :headbang: :clap: :bow:
Why are you fragile?
Only when you need me to be...but at some point...know that I will expect it to be my turn with the padded/studded paddle and rider's crop...
You have one, too? ;)
 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
Looks like things are getting interesting here Mrs. B. :popcorn:
So you saying you like to watch? :eek:
Be honest...who doesn't? I mean really?Sure there are those of us who'd much rather be greased up and in the middle of the pileup at the end of some naked twister...but would you honestly not want to at least watch such a spectacle if given the opportunity?
How can anyone argue with that?
 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
Looks like things are getting interesting here Mrs. B. :popcorn:
So you saying you like to watch? :eek:
Be honest...who doesn't? I mean really?Sure there are those of us who'd much rather be greased up and in the middle of the pileup at the end of some naked twister...but would you honestly not want to at least watch such a spectacle if given the opportunity?
:eek: I walk away for 2 minutes and I've already missed my window.....like sharks on chum I tell'ya
Mojo's the greedy, jealous one bro...not me...There's always room in naked twister...just be sure to bring a girl...don't want end up with uneven numbers you know...

Ask Mrs. BSR...she definitely likes to watch...maybe she'll grab some edible oil and jump in...

What happened to Nutcracker...she seemed to have such a sweet disposition...

 
'Sup Mrs. B, any better?
I suppose. I appreciate the thoughts and appreciate Schlzm attempts to make me laugh.
Looks like things are getting interesting here Mrs. B. :popcorn:
So you saying you like to watch? :eek:
Be honest...who doesn't? I mean really?Sure there are those of us who'd much rather be greased up and in the middle of the pileup at the end of some naked twister...but would you honestly not want to at least watch such a spectacle if given the opportunity?
How can anyone argue with that?
exactly
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
Least you got a PM...I haven't heard word one from her...And I've been romancing the stone like a big dog since day one...
Might have had something to do with the chains, battery cables, nightsticks. You freakin waayy hard, brother.
Well...someone's gotta fulfill those needs...I mean...there comes a time in every person's life where they're just fed up with living inside their own "normal" sexual standards...I'm there for when they feel like experimenting...but need a guide.I'm Charon...to their sexual river Styx...all you need is two coins and a willing attitude for safe passage...
:eek: :wub:
Be careful little girl... :pokey: :devil: :wolf: :headbang: :clap: :bow:
Why are you fragile?
Only when you need me to be...but at some point...know that I will expect it to be my turn with the padded/studded paddle and rider's crop...
You have one, too? ;)
Was a night manager of an Adult Book, Novelty and Video store in Orange County...so...yes...I've got many fine items to choose from...
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
How you doin', baby? <Mojo, this is how you do it, right?>
Not if you want those nekkid pics of me on a bearskin rug, it aint. :hot:
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
How you doin', baby? <Mojo, this is how you do it, right?>
Not if you want those nekkid pics of me on a bearskin rug, it aint. :hot:
Come on Mojo...don't sell yourself short...show her the "before" pics...The one's where you're naked and the bear was still alive...

Poor bear never saw it coming...

 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in. :(
How you doin', baby? <Mojo, this is how you do it, right?>
Not if you want those nekkid pics of me on a bearskin rug, it aint. :hot:
Come on Mojo...don't sell yourself short...show her the "before" pics...The one's where you're naked and the bear was still alive...

Poor bear never saw it coming...
That's some explosion. :unsure:
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in.  :(
How you doin', baby? <Mojo, this is how you do it, right?>
Not if you want those nekkid pics of me on a bearskin rug, it aint. :hot:
Come on Mojo...don't sell yourself short...show her the "before" pics...The one's where you're naked and the bear was still alive...

Poor bear never saw it coming...
That's some explosion. :unsure:
I wished...you see how Mojo works...it's a slow very thought out process...whitled the poor ******* down...
 
I haven't gotten a pm from e-mom in a week.

Guess mojo finally reeled her in. :(
How you doin', baby? <Mojo, this is how you do it, right?>
Not if you want those nekkid pics of me on a bearskin rug, it aint. :hot:
Come on Mojo...don't sell yourself short...show her the "before" pics...The one's where you're naked and the bear was still alive...

Poor bear never saw it coming...
That's some explosion. :unsure:
I wished...you see how Mojo works...it's a slow very thought out process...whitled the poor ******* down...
Mine was a play off your pun, but yours sounds more like mojo. ;)
 

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