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Little Melvin can't be exposed to peanuts (2 Viewers)

DW, your daughter has a beautiful name!

You and Mrs. DW must be proud of your daughter...Autumn wanting to make Melvin a card is very nice. :thumbup:

btw, did you by chance remind that woman giving you grief about Curious George that there are oodles of nursery rhymes that are completely disturbing when you analyze them...for example, hansel and gretel, red riding hood, three little pigs...just to name a few.
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No... a little of my humor can be more than enough for some, and I promised my wife I would try to behave.
 
DW, your daughter has a beautiful name!

You and Mrs. DW must be proud of your daughter...Autumn wanting to make Melvin a card is very nice. :thumbup:

btw, did you by chance remind that woman giving you grief about Curious George that there are oodles of nursery rhymes that are completely disturbing when you analyze them...for example, hansel and gretel, red riding hood, three little pigs...just to name a few.
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Oh and what about Three Blind Mice!! Good grief, man, those poor mice!
 
Thanks for the update DW! :thumbup: Sounds like Autumn Rose is on the right track despite the fact you allow her to read that Pagan trash.Is the little #### still biting people?

 
DW, your daughter has a beautiful name!

You and Mrs. DW must be proud of your daughter...Autumn wanting to make Melvin a card is very nice. :thumbup:

btw, did you by chance remind that woman giving you grief about Curious George that there are oodles of nursery rhymes that are completely disturbing when you analyze them...for example, hansel and gretel, red riding hood, three little pigs...just to name a few.
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No... a little of my humor can be more than enough for some, and I promised my wife I would try to behave.
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Mrs. DW is a saint.
 
Thanks for the update DW!

:thumbup: Sounds like Autumn Rose is on the right track despite the fact you allow her to read that Pagan trash.

Is the little #### still biting people?
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All biting in class has ceased. One of the boys has taken to wetting himself when he doesn't get his way and Autumn does not like him because he refuses to 'pologize' when he is mean.
 
DW, your daughter has a beautiful name!   

You and Mrs. DW must be proud of your daughter...Autumn wanting to make Melvin a card is very nice.  :thumbup:

btw, did you by chance remind that woman giving you grief about Curious George that there are oodles of nursery rhymes that are completely disturbing when you analyze them...for example, hansel and gretel, red riding hood, three little pigs...just to name a few.
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No... a little of my humor can be more than enough for some, and I promised my wife I would try to behave.
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Mrs. DW is a saint.
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Damn skippy. I'm a lucky guy.
 
Thanks for the update DW!

:thumbup: Sounds like Autumn Rose is on the right track despite the fact you allow her to read that Pagan trash.

Is the little #### still biting people?
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All biting in class has ceased. One of the boys has taken to wetting himself when he doesn't get his way and Autumn does not like him because he refuses to 'pologize' when he is mean.
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Sounds like his parents pack his lunchbox with Vodka to me.
 
Thanks for the update DW!

:thumbup: Sounds like Autumn Rose is on the right track despite the fact you allow her to read that Pagan trash.

Is the little #### still biting people?
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All biting in class has ceased. One of the boys has taken to wetting himself when he doesn't get his way and Autumn does not like him because he refuses to 'pologize' when he is mean.
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I don't blame Autumn...I wouldn't either!
 
Thanks for the update DW!

:thumbup: Sounds like Autumn Rose is on the right track despite the fact you allow her to read that Pagan trash.

Is the little #### still biting people?
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All biting in class has ceased. One of the boys has taken to wetting himself when he doesn't get his way and Autumn does not like him because he refuses to 'pologize' when he is mean.
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I don't blame your daughter, kid needs to be sprayed down with a cold water hose whenever he does that crap.Schlzm

 
The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections.  We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art.  Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories.  The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George.  She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey.  I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern.  I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any.  At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed".  "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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Glad your daughter was able to at least ive Melvin a card if not the snack she was looking forward. As for the lady complaining about the Curious George books, some people just go out of their way to find problems where none exist. While she may have an issue with a man and his monkey, it is probably because she is digging into it much more than a child will do for many years.Schlzm
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My hubby still loves Courious George, and he turned out OK. :eek: I mean, he seriously loves that monkey.
 
Thanks for the update DW!

:thumbup: Sounds like Autumn Rose is on the right track despite the fact you allow her to read that Pagan trash.

Is the little #### still biting people?
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All biting in class has ceased. One of the boys has taken to wetting himself when he doesn't get his way and Autumn does not like him because he refuses to 'pologize' when he is mean.
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I don't blame Autumn...I wouldn't either!
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Well truth be told apologizing isn't her strong suit either, but we are working on it.
 
The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections.  We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art.  Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories.  The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George.  She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey.  I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern.  I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any.  At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed".  "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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Glad your daughter was able to at least ive Melvin a card if not the snack she was looking forward. As for the lady complaining about the Curious George books, some people just go out of their way to find problems where none exist. While she may have an issue with a man and his monkey, it is probably because she is digging into it much more than a child will do for many years.Schlzm
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My hubby still loves Courious George, and he turned out OK. :eek: I mean, he seriously loves that monkey.
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That George is a rascally little fellow. Tough not to love him.
 
The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections.  We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art.  Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories.  The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George.  She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey.  I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern.  I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any.  At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed".  "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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Glad your daughter was able to at least ive Melvin a card if not the snack she was looking forward. As for the lady complaining about the Curious George books, some people just go out of their way to find problems where none exist. While she may have an issue with a man and his monkey, it is probably because she is digging into it much more than a child will do for many years.Schlzm
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My hubby still loves Courious George, and he turned out OK. :eek: I mean, he seriously loves that monkey.
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Don't all men love their monkeys? ;)
 
The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections. We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art. Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories. The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George. She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey. I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern. I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any. At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed". "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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Glad your daughter was able to at least ive Melvin a card if not the snack she was looking forward. As for the lady complaining about the Curious George books, some people just go out of their way to find problems where none exist. While she may have an issue with a man and his monkey, it is probably because she is digging into it much more than a child will do for many years.Schlzm
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My hubby still loves Courious George, and he turned out OK. :eek: I mean, he seriously loves that monkey.
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Don't all men love their monkeys? ;)
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The curious part is what gets us in trouble.
 
The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections.  We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art.  Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories.  The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George.  She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey.  I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern.  I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any.  At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed".  "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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Glad your daughter was able to at least ive Melvin a card if not the snack she was looking forward. As for the lady complaining about the Curious George books, some people just go out of their way to find problems where none exist. While she may have an issue with a man and his monkey, it is probably because she is digging into it much more than a child will do for many years.Schlzm
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My hubby still loves Courious George, and he turned out OK. :eek: I mean, he seriously loves that monkey.
Click to expand...
Don't all men love their monkeys? ;)
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The curious part is what gets us in trouble.
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And that's a bad thing?
 
The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections. We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art. Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories. The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George. She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey. I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern. I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any. At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed". "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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Glad your daughter was able to at least ive Melvin a card if not the snack she was looking forward. As for the lady complaining about the Curious George books, some people just go out of their way to find problems where none exist. While she may have an issue with a man and his monkey, it is probably because she is digging into it much more than a child will do for many years.Schlzm
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My hubby still loves Courious George, and he turned out OK. :eek: I mean, he seriously loves that monkey.
Click to expand...
Don't all men love their monkeys? ;)
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The curious part is what gets us in trouble.
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And that's a bad thing?
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It never seems so at the time. :banned:
 
The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections.  We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art.  Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories.  The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George.  She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey.  I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern.  I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any.  At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed".  "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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Glad your daughter was able to at least ive Melvin a card if not the snack she was looking forward. As for the lady complaining about the Curious George books, some people just go out of their way to find problems where none exist. While she may have an issue with a man and his monkey, it is probably because she is digging into it much more than a child will do for many years.Schlzm
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My hubby still loves Courious George, and he turned out OK. :eek: I mean, he seriously loves that monkey.
Click to expand...
Don't all men love their monkeys? ;)
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The curious part is what gets us in trouble.
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And that's a bad thing?
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It never seems so at the time. :banned:
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Isn't that the truth!
 
So maybe time for an update on the original subjects, not that I wish to detract from the way this thread has evolved.

Last thursday my daughter, Autumn Rose, got to be special helper in preschool. That means she got to bring the snacks and pass them out during snack time, an 'honor' she looked forward to for days. We carefully selected some prepackaged snacks after clearly examining the labels and submitted them to the school the day before for review. Everthing was a go for thursday when Melvin had a reaction just prior to snack time. The teachers administered an 'epi pen' and called paramedics. There was no explanation, nor rhyme nor reason as to why he had the reaction because he had consumed nothing nor yet had any physical interaction with the other children. Autumn was very disappointed that she did not get to give him his snack, but she did make Melvin a get well card that night which she insisted we deliver at once- it was a good thing we had his address in the school directory that came out just that day.

On Friday they had a bookfare. This featured Clifford, the Big Red Dog, as the guest of honor. Also, the children were encouraged to come in their pajamas. Autumn got several hugs from 'Clifford', actually one of the teachers in a rather ratty mascot outfit, but Autumn was pleased nonetheless. I got several pictures.

Melvin was there with his Mom who carried him throughout the night apparently being concerned least he interact with so many people. She had to have arms of steal because she held that approx. 40lb. child for over an hour without relief. She was quite nice stopping over to thank Autumn Rose for the card.

The highlight of the evening for me was when I went up to pay for our book selections. We had several I had never heard of before, selected primarily because my daughter liked the cover art. Three of the books featured animals, one was an interpretation of the story of Noah- a story that continues to fascinate her as she just does not see how that many animals could be gotten on one boat, and finally, my selection, a compendium of Curious Georg stories. The lady checking out the books commented on what lovely choices all were except when she got to Curious George. She actualy asked if I wanted my child to be reading stories where a single man has such a close attachment to a monkey. I could not tell if this was a joke or a serious concern. I took it as a joke and said it doesn't seem to have hurt Micheal Jackson any. At that point she handed me my purchases and said "Indeed". "Well it is your daughter I suppose."
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Someone say something...this awkward silence is killing me
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I keep thinking this person is going to try to ban Curious George.Remember I live in a city where they have banned peanuts, cigarettes, and pit bulls. Only ban I ever fought was Goosebumps books. People are crazy these days.

 
Someone say something...this awkward silence is killing me
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I keep thinking this person is going to try to ban Curious George.Remember I live in a city where they have banned peanuts, cigarettes, and pit bulls. Only ban I ever fought was Goosebumps books. People are crazy these days.
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Peanuts and PitBulls I can live without, but a city wide ban on smoking? I would be public enemy #1.Schlzm

 
Someone say something...this awkward silence is killing me
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I keep thinking this person is going to try to ban Curious George.Remember I live in a city where they have banned peanuts, cigarettes, and pit bulls. Only ban I ever fought was Goosebumps books. People are crazy these days.
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Peanuts and PitBulls I can live without, but a city wide ban on smoking? I would be public enemy #1.Schlzm
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The best thing to come out of that ban is a bumper sticker. "Welcome to Ontario, where you can marry a ###### but you can't smoke one."
 
Someone say something...this awkward silence is killing me
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I keep thinking this person is going to try to ban Curious George.Remember I live in a city where they have banned peanuts, cigarettes, and pit bulls. Only ban I ever fought was Goosebumps books. People are crazy these days.
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Peanuts and PitBulls I can live without, but a city wide ban on smoking? I would be public enemy #1.Schlzm
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The best thing to come out of that ban is a bumper sticker. "Welcome to Ontario, where you can marry a ###### but you can't smoke one."
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Very nice.Schlzm

 
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