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Oh, well, that's better then.Well...yes...I mean...just grab a handful already!Really?I'd appreciate it if you'd stop staring at my crotch...I noticed loooong agoMuch like my soul...the twist was already there...just took someone to notice...What's up tdoss...how did I know that you could put a twist into that story.
Satiated...love this word!Schlzm, I have to say that I wasn't expecting that at all. You wild one, you!Hmmm, I will ponder this. Factually you are correct, however you may also just be attempting to draw me away from your quarry. We shall see how this unfolds.SchlzmDon't fall for it jism...she's just trying to make us all jealous...She knows we all want Foos...Alright I want to have some secret PM fun, incoming, E-mom.SchlzmFoos, your pms are amazing.
My taste for secrecy has been temporarily satiated.
Schlzm
There's enough to go around...just clear it with hubby first...Oh, well, that's better then.Well...yes...I mean...just grab a handful already!Really?I'd appreciate it if you'd stop staring at my crotch...I noticed loooong agoMuch like my soul...the twist was already there...just took someone to notice...What's up tdoss...how did I know that you could put a twist into that story.
You met Mark Chmura, eh?Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Um, I was a small-time baseball player back in the day. That do anything for ya?...that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me...meaning I wasn't impressed.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
I once lost an entire sleeve of Golf balls in the same water hazard. How about that?SchlzmUm, I was a small-time baseball player back in the day. That do anything for ya?...that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me...meaning I wasn't impressed.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Oh my http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_ChmuraNo thankfully...and I'm not 17You met Mark Chmura, eh?Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
I once lost an entire sleeve of Golf balls in the same water hazard. How about that?SchlzmUm, I was a small-time baseball player back in the day. That do anything for ya?...that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me...meaning I wasn't impressed.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Get out...when you are saying "landing strip" you mean LANDING STRIP???
I told you 90 pages or so ago that Foos has the good stuff/Foos, your pms are amazing.
I can hide a baseball with my sack...how about that?I once lost an entire sleeve of Golf balls in the same water hazard. How about that?SchlzmUm, I was a small-time baseball player back in the day. That do anything for ya?...that was it. This guy kept bragging how he used to be a baseball scout and knows all the big time players. He did nothing for me...meaning I wasn't impressed.and....Ok, bizarre thing happened to me last year at the Halloween party. I didn't know anyone there other than the husband and wife that invited me to tag along.
We were all drinking and having an ok time. Playing some darts in the basement, etc. Hearing some really bizarre stories about the wife of the house but that's another story not for this board.
Anyway, during later in the evening, I had to use the bathroom. As I'm shutting the door, some guy that I had very briefly talked to earlier as I was standing next to my friends, pushes the door open and walks in behind me. He shuts the door and plants a big kiss on me! Said he just had to do that, apologized and walked out
Finally, caught up and everyone's off PMing themselves.Get out...when you are saying "landing strip" you mean LANDING STRIP???
*Sigh*.Finally, caught up and everyone's off PMing themselves.Get out...when you are saying "landing strip" you mean LANDING STRIP???
Uh yeah, landing/bacon/drag strip, whatever the catch phrase dujour is in your neck of the woods.
The thread was just here the other day. People were skeptical r/e the "authenticity" of the gender of the originator. Mrs D jumped in with both feet.
*Sigh*.Finally, caught up and everyone's off PMing themselves.Get out...when you are saying "landing strip" you mean LANDING STRIP???
Uh yeah, landing/bacon/drag strip, whatever the catch phrase dujour is in your neck of the woods.
The thread was just here the other day. People were skeptical r/e the "authenticity" of the gender of the originator. Mrs D jumped in with both feet.
Sigh, the story of my life.He's right...everyone wants Foos!Don't fall for it jism...she's just trying to make us all jealous...She knows we all want Foos...Alright I want to have some secret PM fun, incoming, E-mom.SchlzmFoos, your pms are amazing.
I was trying to describe the features of a well-known poster here that no one has a picture of and wound up describing Velma to a "T." Can anyone Photoshop ® a picture of Velma with a protest sign and a scowl so I can mock this person better?Did you get me a rose yet? I need a rose to tango.I can't waltz, do you want to tango instead?Happy Birthday Type in your name, and click the picture. Don't forget to turn on your speakers.How you doing?Hustle.
It's my birthday, howsabout you write me a steamy pm?
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We've done the bump and the hustle - but don't you think we should try a waltz or two before we get steamy?
Why that two timing whore!! When I get home I'm going to have some choice things to say to her.
from scooby doo velma?OK, Mrs. DaVinci is a honey. I could tell just by the way she typed that she was h0ts0r.
Props to Mrs. BSR for pointing this out.
I was trying to describe the features of a well-known poster here that no one has a picture of and wound up describing Velma to a "T." Can anyone Photoshop ® a picture of Velma with a protest sign and a scowl so I can mock this person better?
Anything in particular she should be protesting?SchlzmOK, Mrs. DaVinci is a honey. I could tell just by the way she typed that she was h0ts0r.
Props to Mrs. BSR for pointing this out.
I was trying to describe the features of a well-known poster here that no one has a picture of and wound up describing Velma to a "T." Can anyone Photoshop ® a picture of Velma with a protest sign and a scowl so I can mock this person better?
That is from four months ago. Wonder why that resurfaced.Ahh, I see now, somebody did some archiving.
OK, Mrs. DaVinci is a honey. I could tell just by the way she typed that she was h0ts0r.
Props to Mrs. BSR for pointing this out.
Yep, that's the Velma he's talking about.from scooby doo velma?OK, Mrs. DaVinci is a honey. I could tell just by the way she typed that she was h0ts0r.
Props to Mrs. BSR for pointing this out.
I was trying to describe the features of a well-known poster here that no one has a picture of and wound up describing Velma to a "T." Can anyone Photoshop ® a picture of Velma with a protest sign and a scowl so I can mock this person better?
Schlzm
