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Made a joke about giving wife's friend Ménage à trois wine... (1 Viewer)

Terrible.

So, the other night an old college friend of my wife's was over at the house and we were drinking wine. My wife's friend is pretty good looking, easily a 7 or 8 on the Offdee scale. You could tell she was a little hellion in the sack - real athletic - but it was pretty obvious things weren't going well at home. She said something about needing a night out, and leaving her husband with the kids. She is also one of those women who can't stop touching people - like how she grabbed my arm when we were talking in the kitchen, or when she walked up behind me and started giving me a neck massage.

After her second glass of wine, you could see she was getting a little tipsy, but she asked what kind of wine we were drinking, and I just casually mentioned it was Menage a Trois - a new wine we found from California. She just giggled and said "its really good, I need to get some of that." I didn't think much of it at the time. But later my wife told me a few stories about their time in college, and lets just say both of them can be, shall we say, a bit adventurous.

My wife just told me that her friend wants to hang out with us again on Friday at a new bar in town. Whats the shark move here?

 
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Sinn Fein said:
Terrible.

So, the other night an old college friend of my wife's was over at the house and we were drinking wine. My wife's friend is pretty good looking, easily a 7 or 8 on the Offdee scale. You could tell she was a little hellion in the sack - real athletic - but it was pretty obvious things weren't going well at home. She said something about needing a night out, and leaving her husband with the kids. She is also one of those women who can't stop touching people - like how she grabbed my arm when we were talking in the kitchen, or when she walked up behind me and started giving me a neck massage.

After her second glass of wine, you could see she was getting a little tipsy, but she asked what kind of wine we were drinking, and I just casually mentioned it was Menage a Trois - a new wine we found from California. She just giggled and said "its really good, I need to get some of that." I didn't think much of it at the time. But later my wife told me a few stories about their time in college, and lets just say both of them can be, shall we say, a bit adventurous.

My wife just told me that her friend wants to hang out with us again on Friday at a new bar in town. Whats the shark move here?
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So your wife is into it?

 
shotsup said:
Sinn Fein said:
Terrible.

So, the other night an old college friend of my wife's was over at the house and we were drinking wine. My wife's friend is pretty good looking, easily a 7 or 8 on the Offdee scale. You could tell she was a little hellion in the sack - real athletic - but it was pretty obvious things weren't going well at home. She said something about needing a night out, and leaving her husband with the kids. She is also one of those women who can't stop touching people - like how she grabbed my arm when we were talking in the kitchen, or when she walked up behind me and started giving me a neck massage.

After her second glass of wine, you could see she was getting a little tipsy, but she asked what kind of wine we were drinking, and I just casually mentioned it was Menage a Trois - a new wine we found from California. She just giggled and said "its really good, I need to get some of that." I didn't think much of it at the time. But later my wife told me a few stories about their time in college, and lets just say both of them can be, shall we say, a bit adventurous.

My wife just told me that her friend wants to hang out with us again on Friday at a new bar in town. Whats the shark move here?
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So you married a slut ?
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Do you mean did she have sex with other people before we met? Yes. Yes she did.

 
peaces said:
Sinn Fein said:
Terrible.

So, the other night an old college friend of my wife's was over at the house and we were drinking wine. My wife's friend is pretty good looking, easily a 7 or 8 on the Offdee scale. You could tell she was a little hellion in the sack - real athletic - but it was pretty obvious things weren't going well at home. She said something about needing a night out, and leaving her husband with the kids. She is also one of those women who can't stop touching people - like how she grabbed my arm when we were talking in the kitchen, or when she walked up behind me and started giving me a neck massage.

After her second glass of wine, you could see she was getting a little tipsy, but she asked what kind of wine we were drinking, and I just casually mentioned it was Menage a Trois - a new wine we found from California. She just giggled and said "its really good, I need to get some of that." I didn't think much of it at the time. But later my wife told me a few stories about their time in college, and lets just say both of them can be, shall we say, a bit adventurous.

My wife just told me that her friend wants to hang out with us again on Friday at a new bar in town. Whats the shark move here?
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So your wife is into it?
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Well thats the thing - we have never really talked about it, but I am pretty sure she would do it under the right circumstances.

 
Sinn Fein said:
Terrible.

So, the other night an old college friend of my wife's was over at the house and we were drinking wine. My wife's friend is pretty good looking, easily a 7 or 8 on the Offdee scale. You could tell she was a little hellion in the sack - real athletic - but it was pretty obvious things weren't going well at home. She said something about needing a night out, and leaving her husband with the kids. She is also one of those women who can't stop touching people - like how she grabbed my arm when we were talking in the kitchen, or when she walked up behind me and started giving me a neck massage.

After her second glass of wine, you could see she was getting a little tipsy, but she asked what kind of wine we were drinking, and I just casually mentioned it was Menage a Trois - a new wine we found from California. She just giggled and said "its really good, I need to get some of that." I didn't think much of it at the time. But later my wife told me a few stories about their time in college, and lets just say both of them can be, shall we say, a bit adventurous.

My wife just told me that her friend wants to hang out with us again on Friday at a new bar in town. Whats the shark move here?
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More wine.

 
Sinn Fein said:
Terrible.

So, the other night an old college friend of my wife's was over at the house and we were drinking wine. My wife's friend is pretty good looking, easily a 7 or 8 on the Offdee scale. You could tell she was a little hellion in the sack - real athletic - but it was pretty obvious things weren't going well at home. She said something about needing a night out, and leaving her husband with the kids. She is also one of those women who can't stop touching people - like how she grabbed my arm when we were talking in the kitchen, or when she walked up behind me and started giving me a neck massage.

After her second glass of wine, you could see she was getting a little tipsy, but she asked what kind of wine we were drinking, and I just casually mentioned it was Menage a Trois - a new wine we found from California. She just giggled and said "its really good, I need to get some of that." I didn't think much of it at the time. But later my wife told me a few stories about their time in college, and lets just say both of them can be, shall we say, a bit adventurous.

My wife just told me that her friend wants to hang out with us again on Friday at a new bar in town. Whats the shark move here?
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This thread is like watching a sixth grader trying to throw a football for the first time, and then Peyton Manning shows up and says "Gimmie that -- here's how you do it."

 
Been down this road. A little wine, a fresh hot tub and maybe some pharmaceutical enhancements . Suburbia in the 80's. Enjoy yourself but be sure you know if there are any rules as suggested above. I was allowed free range in both situations but my wife and I had known the women involved for years.

 
Something remarkably similar happened to me; the main difference being that the three of us were actually on a boat at the time, with poles and everything. It made the trip far more convenient.

 
The Goat said:
Something remarkably similar happened to me; the main difference being that the three of us were actually on a boat at the time, with poles and everything. It made the trip far more convenient.
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I'll bet it was memorable for all of you boys.

 
Sinn Fein said:
Terrible.

So, the other night an old college friend of my wife's was over at the house and we were drinking wine. My wife's friend is pretty good looking, easily a 7 or 8 on the Offdee scale. You could tell she was a little hellion in the sack - real athletic - but it was pretty obvious things weren't going well at home. She said something about needing a night out, and leaving her husband with the kids. She is also one of those women who can't stop touching people - like how she grabbed my arm when we were talking in the kitchen, or when she walked up behind me and started giving me a neck massage.

After her second glass of wine, you could see she was getting a little tipsy, but she asked what kind of wine we were drinking, and I just casually mentioned it was Menage a Trois - a new wine we found from California. She just giggled and said "its really good, I need to get some of that." I didn't think much of it at the time. But later my wife told me a few stories about their time in college, and lets just say both of them can be, shall we say, a bit adventurous.

My wife just told me that her friend wants to hang out with us again on Friday at a new bar in town. Whats the shark move here?
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An update, for starters... :coffee:

 
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