MarvinTScamper
Footballguy
Here's your chance to step up and prove your skills.
Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) I
will humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then I
will take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am not
responsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.
Rules are as follows -
1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) You
beat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keep
your $20.
Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* get
dunked on. Repeatedly.
2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay out
is the same as basketball with the following caveats:
a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.
b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.
Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wicked
splitty, heavy fastball, good change.
3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don't
hit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on the
screws, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.
4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance me
and I'll pay you $4,500
Here are my current averages:
Pass: 63 yds
Punt: 52 yds
Kick: 61 yds
Total: 176 yds!
4. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and I
pay you $500 on the spot.
5. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think about
going there.
Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) I
will humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then I
will take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am not
responsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.
Rules are as follows -
1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) You
beat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keep
your $20.
Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* get
dunked on. Repeatedly.
2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay out
is the same as basketball with the following caveats:
a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.
b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.
Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wicked
splitty, heavy fastball, good change.
3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don't
hit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on the
screws, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.
4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance me
and I'll pay you $4,500
Here are my current averages:
Pass: 63 yds
Punt: 52 yds
Kick: 61 yds
Total: 176 yds!
4. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and I
pay you $500 on the spot.
5. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think about
going there.
