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Make America Great Again (1 Viewer)

fantasycurse42

fantasycurse42

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My plan:

- Eliminate pennies

- Open Chick Fil A on Sunday

- Have Home Depot offer free door cutting services

- Legalize prostitution

- Get rid of the ####### language filter

- Free guacamole at Chipotle until they've gone 24 months without an E. coli outbreak

- Something amazing

- Ban women from driving (unless there is a drunk male in the vehicle)

- Get Ray Lewis off of TV (and fire anyone who supported the decision to put him on)

- Make Canadians pay a surcharge to post on American message boards

- Blue dot Tuesdays

- Some more amazing stuff

- Build a wall around Arkansas and Mississippi, anyone who enters is not permitted to leave

 
fantasycurse42 said:
My plan:

- Legalize prostitution
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Not only should prostitution be legalized but it should also be free.

In a highly competitive global economy, we need the most mentally and physically satisfied workforce in the world. It is insane and counter-productive to the best interests of our country and our future, that hundreds of thousands of bright young men cannot afford to engage in paid sexual activities and that millions of others leave their paid encounters with a mountain of debt that burdens them for weeks at a time. That shortsighted path to the future must end.

As President, I will fight to make sure that every American male who wants sex can have it, upon demand, regardless of how much money their parents make and without going deeply into debt.

 
We can compile the best ideas to add into my platform. I will begin campaigning hard tomorrow in Iowa.

 
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timschochet said:
fantasycurse42 said:
My plan:

- Legalize prostitution
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Not only should prostitution be legalized but it should also be free. In a highly competitive global economy, we need the most mentally and physically satisfied workforce in the world. It is insane and counter-productive to the best interests of our country and our future, that hundreds of thousands of bright young men cannot afford to engage in paid sexual activities and that millions of others leave their paid encounters with a mountain of debt that burdens them for weeks at a time. That shortsighted path to the future must end.

As President, I will fight to make sure that every American male who wants sex can have it, upon demand, regardless of how much money their parents make and without going deeply into debt.
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To make sure I understand, you are proposing that the government pay these girls which basically makes whoever is President the Chief Pimp?
 
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AAABatteries said:
timschochet said:
fantasycurse42 said:
My plan:

- Legalize prostitution
Click to expand...
Not only should prostitution be legalized but it should also be free. In a highly competitive global economy, we need the most mentally and physically satisfied workforce in the world. It is insane and counter-productive to the best interests of our country and our future, that hundreds of thousands of bright young men cannot afford to engage in paid sexual activities and that millions of others leave their paid encounters with a mountain of debt that burdens them for weeks at a time. That shortsighted path to the future must end.

As President, I will fight to make sure that every American male who wants sex can have it, upon demand, regardless of how much money their parents make and without going deeply into debt.
Click to expand...
To make sure I understand, you are proposing that the government pay these girls which basically makes whoever is President the Chief Pimp?
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The government consists of we the people. In the future, women of the night will be known as "America's #####es".
 
In NYC, between Memorial Day and Labor Day, men can ditch the button down/slacks/suit business attire and wear polos and shorts to the office. Done and done, you have my vote.

Other cities are welcome to adopt.

 
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