McGarnicle
Footballguy
A live feed of the latest *liked* posts. They turn red and then purple if they get multiple likes. You come home and you have 15 minutes to catch up. Or you're about to go out. Or you're traveling. Sit there and read the best posts from the past 24 hours, as determined by likes. Eliminates 90% of the filler, and then you can drill down into a thread if you want to read the rest.
How can that not be awesome?!
How can that not be awesome?!