Man accused of setting fire after masturbation complaints (1 Viewer)

[wazoo11]

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A Florida man is facing an arson charge after police say he set fire to a Tampa apartment complex to get back at the management for requesting that he no longer masturbate in front of the windows or the open door, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

The fire occurred Monday at the Mar Plaza Apartments in the unit where 58-year-old Kenneth Haskins lived. The fire was started in both the kitchen and the bedroom and was spread using a flammable liquid, the newspaper reports.

Haskins, who's disfigured from when he shot himself in the face, is being held in the Hillsborough County Jail on a $50,000 bond.

Click here to read more on this story at TampaBay.com.

 

[jon_mx]

This country is founded on one's inalienable right to pursue happiness. BTW, anyone seen RN lately?

 

[Dr. Gobbler]

This guy must have a powerful load.

 

[Tom Servo]

This guy must have a powerful load.

At least 2 ounces?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

This guy must have a powerful load.

You've never shot flames?

 

[jamny]

This guy must have a powerful load.

you ain't kiddin'

who's disfigured from when he shot himself in the face

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This guy must have a powerful load.

you ain't kiddin'

who's disfigured from when he shot himself in the face

 

[Godsbrother]

I bet the fire was caused by friction and could have been prevented with lotion.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I think the open door request is reasonable but seems out of whack to ask him not to do it in front of a window.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What a jerk.

 

[gianmarco]

He came. They saw. He conquered.

 

[gianmarco]

He came. They saw. He conquered.

The Latin is Weenie, Weedie, Weenchie.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

A real spitfire, that one.

 

[SacramentoBob]

This belongs in the Florida thread.

 

[doowain]

I bet the fire was caused by friction and could have been prevented with lotion.

True story

Also, I'm going to see that guy's mug in my nightmares.

 

[T Bell]

Is he one of those dolls that you squeeze the face and something shoots out somewhere else?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

At first I thought they had digitally swirled the photo to protect his identity.

 

[Keerock]

Florida.

 

[Parrothead]

I bet the fire was caused by friction and could have been prevented with lotion.

True story

Also, I'm going to see that guy's mug in my nightmares.

that's a face only his hands could love

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I bet the fire was caused by friction and could have been prevented with lotion.

True story

Also, I'm going to see that guy's mug in my nightmares.

that's a face only his hands could love

 

[Fariq]

I bet the fire was caused by friction and could have been prevented with lotion.

True story

Also, I'm going to see that guy's mug in my nightmares.

That looks like a young jerker. Not a 58-year old cum shooter.

 

[Insein]

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A Florida man is facing an arson charge after police say he set fire to a Tampa apartment complex to get back at the management for requesting that he no longer masturbate in front of the windows or the open door, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

The fire occurred Monday at the Mar Plaza Apartments in the unit where 58-year-old Kenneth Haskins lived. The fire was started in both the kitchen and the bedroom and was spread using a flammable liquid, the newspaper reports.

Haskins, who's disfigured from when he shot himself in the face, is being held in the Hillsborough County Jail on a $50,000 bond.

Click here to read more on this story at TampaBay.com.

This is not an unreasonable response.