Man Arrested with 51 Turtles in His Pants (1 Viewer)

[sports_fan]

ANN ARBOR, Mich. A Canadian man caught with dozens of turtles in his pants has pleaded guilty to smuggling in a federal court in Michigan.

Kai Xu has pleaded guilty to smuggling or attempting to smuggle thousands of turtles from the southeastern area of the state.

He was caught last year at a border crossing with 51 snappers taped to his body.

http://thechronicleherald.ca/canada/1325199-man-arrested-with-51-live-turtles-in-his-pants-pleads-guilty-to-smuggling

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I was in the pool!!!!

 

[John Bender]

i like turtles

 

[Das Boot]

51 snappers... Imagine that.

 

[gianmarco]

He thought he was getting loggerhead.

 

[VA703]

The Secret of the Ooze

 

[BustedKnuckles]

my penis is turtling just reading this

 

[bostonfred]

I bet it was really only 50 turtles and those crooked cops said 51 so he would get hit with the bigger ticket for smuggling 51+.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

So I can continue to tape turtles to my body as long as I don't try to cross an international border, sweet!

 

[belljr]

Honda?

Anyway he's a snappy dresser

 

[AnonymousBob]

...Or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Wrigley]

Donatello wait

 

[cockroach]

Honda?

Anyway he's a snappy dresser

I think you're thinking of the guy with 200 cow eyes up his poop-chute

 

[dickey moe]

51 turtles and one bit-ridden turtlehead.

 

[GOB]

Were they khakis? Because I bet they were khakis.

 

[heckmanm]

I bet it was really only 50 turtles and those crooked cops said 51 so he would get hit with the bigger ticket for smuggling 51+.

"Um, that last one's not a turtle, officer."

 

[Brony]

the shell with this guy

 

[McGarnicle]

I only have one turtle in my pants. :(