Man assaults wife with McChicken sandwich (1 Viewer)

[Hilts]

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/12/03/mcchicken-used-weapon/19823923/

A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail.

Des Moines police met with Hill at the couple's home in the 1400 block of 13th Street. Hill told police it was actually his wife who assaulted him.

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

Police noted that the woman's nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

Hill remains in custody at the Polk County Jail.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

Mayor McCheese should swoop in for some rebound special sauce

 

[johnnycakes]

In India Dunkin' Donuts has the Tough Guy Chicken Burger. That's what I want here in the U.S.

 

[Hilts]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

Somebody should fire up a fast food weapon of choice draft/poll.

 

[Zow]

This is nothing. I was involved in a case where a taco bell burrito was the weapon.

 

[Bucky86]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

I use mcnuggets.

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

This is nothing. I was involved in a case where a taco bell burrito was the weapon.

Inside an orifice?

 

[Osaurus]

Was it spicy?

 

[Your Mother's Twin Sister]

Inside an Osauras?

 

[Osaurus]

Inside an Osauras?

 

[SIDA!]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

I use mcnuggets.

Small caliber...but essentially a semi automatic weapon when the clip is fully loaded. Solid selection!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mayor McCheese should swoop in for some rebound special sauce

This joke made me grimace.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Good thing he wasnt still holding the sandwich when the police arrived or he would be dead.

" HE HAS A GUN"!

 

[Quez]

She got a Big Smack.

 

[Henry Ford]

Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

I think I saw this movie.

 

[MattFancy]

This is nothing. I was involved in a case where a taco bell burrito was the weapon.

Tried to gas them out?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

How many f-ing times does this guy have to tell his GD wife that he doesn't like chicken sandwiches!

 

[Cjw_55106]

I think things are going to go well for these kids. Bright future ahead.

 

[Quez]

How did she not know the McRib was back?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

I use mcnuggets.

Give me the old-school fried apple pie. You let that thing sit through your entire meal and it was still 300 degrees inside when you tried to bite it. Fresh out of the fryer, you could cause 3rd degree burns with that beotch.

 

[Zow]

Mayor McCheese should swoop in for some rebound special sauce

This joke made me grimace.

Well you can't blame the guy for trying to Hamburglarize the #####.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

I use mcnuggets.

Give me the old-school fried apple pie. You let that thing sit through your entire meal and it was still 300 degrees inside when you tried to bite it. Fresh out of the fryer, you could cause 3rd degree burns with that beotch.

A bit over the top.

Try napalm

 

[FlapJacks]

If you outlaw McChicken sandwiches then only outlaws will have McChicken sandwiches

 

[Sinn Fein]

It was Willie Neslon, wasn't it?

 

[Willie Neslon]

It was Willie Neslon, wasn't it?

you will never catch me eating a processed fast food sandwich like this one.

 

[Koya]

I assaulted my stomach with one of these for lunch.

 

[Henry Ford]

It was Willie Neslon, wasn't it?

you will never catch me eating a processed fast food sandwich like this one.

My link

 

[MC Gas Money]

It was Willie Neslon, wasn't it?

you will never catch me eating a processed fast food sandwich like this one.

My link

Those ingredients are definitely classics.

 

[Willie Neslon]

It was Willie Neslon, wasn't it?

you will never catch me eating a processed fast food sandwich like this one.

My link

good try

 

[johnnycakes]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

I use mcnuggets.

Give me the old-school fried apple pie. You let that thing sit through your entire meal and it was still 300 degrees inside when you tried to bite it. Fresh out of the fryer, you could cause 3rd degree burns with that beotch.

In India they call that the Tough Guy Apple Pie.

 

[32 Counter Pass]

This is nothing. I was involved in a case where a taco bell burrito was the weapon.

Inside an orifice?

Exiting

 

[T Bell]

Personally the french fry is my weapon of choice when I'm at McDonalds.

That has low pen and low alpha damage, but if you're an accurate fry-shooter you can rack up good DPM.

 

[offdee]

Start hiding McFlurries. Sleep with her Big Mac.