Man sends wife a spreadsheet of all the times she denied him sex (1 Viewer)

[moleculo]

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You know the Airing of Grievances during Festivus, where you’re supposed to sit at the front of the table and detail all the times your family members have disappointed you in the last year?

Well, Festivus came a little early this year for redditor throwwwwwaway29, who posted a spreadsheet, purportedly sent to her work email by her husband, detailing all the times she’d denied him sex in the last month or so.
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image of spreadsheet

my initial thoughts: things must be pretty bad to lead the guy to tracking this...this obviously has been an on-going problem. I'm assuming he has tried talking to her, but she didn't understand the problem until he put it down in spreadsheet form.

 

[Otis]

lol

 

[Judge Smails]

Did he use colored dots to show the good days?

 

[moleculo]

also, this article comes from "The Daily Dot"

 

[moleculo]

Did he use colored dots to show the good days?

it appears he used an italicized "yes"

 

[derek245583]

I am still tender

 

[Andrew74]

Didn't some FBG do this in the dots thread (keep a spreadsheet)?

 

[Premier]

Seems like that reddit thread was closed. Did she ever say what happened when she got a hold of him?

 

[msommer]

Seems rather anal

 

[Flying V]

She seems sweaty and gross.

 

[Otis]

She eats a lot, sweats a lot, and really like Friends. Sounds like the guy made some bad choices.

 

[Abraham]

If I had sex three times a month id throw a ####ong party.

 

[DiStefano]

No headaches?

She must be a newbie at this.

 

[sports_fan]

this is pretty ridiculous. why isn't he asking multiple times per day?

 

[Christo]

Seems rather anal

Doubt it. This sort of thing doesn't just pop up. There were many, many months--if not years--of this before he decided to put it in writing.

 

[trogg78]

Seems fake. I would expect at least a week of Her excuses being her period.

 

[3C's]

my spreadsheet would be in the megabytes.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

 

[gianmarco]

I have a very similar spreadsheet. Just replace the days with months.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Anyone believe the author "EJ" isn't a man hater?

 

[Bonzai]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

 

[moleculo]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

draw awareness to how often he is denied?

 

[msommer]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

draw awareness to how often he is denied?

I'm pretty sure the wife is already aware

 

[Koya]

.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

draw awareness to how often he is denied?

I'm pretty sure the wife is already aware

Ehhhh ...not sure. The memory gets purposely clouded and often the wife remembers it very differently.

Not that I would know anything about that

 

[The General]

"Non-verbal". That's funny stuff.

 

[Bonzai]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

draw awareness to how often he is denied?

Heh. Pulling passive aggressive #### like this isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

 

[Christo]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

draw awareness to how often he is denied?

Heh. Pulling passive aggressive #### like this isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

You say this like he was getting somewhere before.

 

[msommer]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

draw awareness to how often he is denied?

Heh. Pulling passive aggressive #### like this isn't going to get anyone anywherething.

FYP

 

[DrJ]

Sucks to be him. I've had sex 3 times since yesterday.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

"Non-verbal". That's funny stuff.

My link

 

[DrJ]

"Non-verbal". That's funny stuff.

My link

More like this: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/291256300872206791/

 

[rockaction]

Am I the only one that doesn't think him tracking this and bringing it to his wife's attention was wrong? Deadspin posted it earlier and ridiculed the guy while somewhat glorifying the woman.

She denies her husband sex and then took their private communication to the internet.

(I did not read the reddit thread in case I'm missing something)

What exactly would one hope to accomplish doing something like this?

draw awareness to how often he is denied?

Heh. Pulling passive aggressive #### like this isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

You say this like he was getting somewhere before.

I love the girls in the comments section that are saying she should divorce him.

Um, ladies, he's already down that path if he's doing this.

 

[Raider Nation]

Wouldn't it be easier for the married guys to keep track of the times they are granted sex?

 

[AAABatteries]

I've kept track of the number over the years and started turning my wife down to even things up. I figure if we both live to be 5,743 then I'll be even.

 

[D_House]

Could be that the guy is just bad in bed...

 

[Christo]

Could be that the guy is just bad in bed...

Sure, but a wife who loves her husband would allow him to hump her more than 1 out of every 10 requests.

 

[DrJ]

Could be that the guy is just bad in bed...

If it's that simple, the excuse list should just be:

June 1: Why bother, you can't get me off?

June 2: Why bother, you can't get me off?

etc

etc

This chick sucks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I actually did this once sort of. Not a spread sheet but a calendar. My wife loved playing the "we just had sex!" card. I pulled out an actual calendar that showed it was something on the average of twice a month. She was not happy at all. I felt vindicated for f-ing sure.

Turns out that depoprovera or whatever pretty much destroyed her libido. Like Dresden. Her gyno didn't see a problem though.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Seems fake. I would expect at least a week of Her excuses being her period.

Birth control?

 

[MC Gas Money]

Could be that the guy is just bad in bed...

Sure, but a wife who loves her husband would allow him to hump her more than 1 out of every 10 requests.

I couldnt agree more

 

[moleculo]

Seems fake. I would expect at least a week of Her excuses being her period.

Birth control?

seems to be working.

 

[GOB]

Sucks to be him. I've had sex 3 times since yesterday.

I'm surprised you aren't too tender.

 

[MaxThreshold]

Sucks to be him. I've had sex 3 times since yesterday.

It's not sex if its just you and your right hand.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I actually did this once sort of. Not a spread sheet but a calendar. My wife loved playing the "we just had sex!" card. I pulled out an actual calendar that showed it was something on the average of twice a month. She was not happy at all. I felt vindicated for f-ing sure.

Turns out that depoprovera or whatever pretty much destroyed her libido. Like Dresden. Her gyno didn't see a problem though.

This is what I was saying. Proving I am right just makes it worse.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I actually did this once sort of. Not a spread sheet but a calendar. My wife loved playing the "we just had sex!" card. I pulled out an actual calendar that showed it was something on the average of twice a month. She was not happy at all. I felt vindicated for f-ing sure.

Turns out that depoprovera or whatever pretty much destroyed her libido. Like Dresden. Her gyno didn't see a problem though.

This is what I was saying. Proving I am right just makes it worse.

Yeah.

 

[TxBuckeye]

I actually did this once sort of. Not a spread sheet but a calendar. My wife loved playing the "we just had sex!" card. I pulled out an actual calendar that showed it was something on the average of twice a month. She was not happy at all. I felt vindicated for f-ing sure.

Turns out that depoprovera or whatever pretty much destroyed her libido. Like Dresden. Her gyno didn't see a problem though.

Somehow I have to imagine the problem went a whole lot deeper than your calendar.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I actually did this once sort of. Not a spread sheet but a calendar. My wife loved playing the "we just had sex!" card. I pulled out an actual calendar that showed it was something on the average of twice a month. She was not happy at all. I felt vindicated for f-ing sure.

Turns out that depoprovera or whatever pretty much destroyed her libido. Like Dresden. Her gyno didn't see a problem though.

Somehow I have to imagine the problem went a whole lot deeper than your calendar.

It went about as far as her birth control method destroying her sex drive.

 

[Judge Smails]

Just wait until all of his friends start divorcing and getting twenty somethings. She'll all of a sudden be a tiger in the sack. Or then she'll have to start putting out for the new guy. Either way, she'll get rid of the excuses in due time. She just doesn't know it yet.

 

[Flying V]

Gives a whole new meaning to SPREADSHEET.