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Manscaping... (1 Viewer)

Well?

  • Bald as a baby's backside

    Votes: 6 10.2%
  • Shave the boys, trim the northern territories

    Votes: 24 40.7%
  • Trimmed everywhere, but no shaving

    Votes: 19 32.2%
  • Minor trimming

    Votes: 5 8.5%
  • Au naturale (Buckwheat in a leglock)

    Votes: 5 8.5%

  • Total voters
    59

Marc Levin

Hangs out with Oscar Zeta Acosta
Bikini wax every month, followed by a Brazilian every once in a while.

Around Halloween, I give it an upside down mohawk, that way it looks right side up when I've got her right where I want her.

 

Bankerguy

Footballguy
I was in the other thread for the last 30 minutes and never noticed it was a poll. I'm an idiot.
I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me :bag:

Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.

 

Homer J Simpson

I don't push
I was in the other thread for the last 30 minutes and never noticed it was a poll. I'm an idiot.
I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me :bag:

Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!
 

Village Idiot

Pokerguy
I was in the other thread for the last 30 minutes and never noticed it was a poll.  I'm an idiot.
I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me :bag:

Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!
:doh:
Why do you keep talking to yourself? :confused:
The voices tell Homer to.
 

Mrs. BSR

Footballguy
I was in the other thread for the last 30 minutes and never noticed it was a poll. I'm an idiot.
I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me :bag:

Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!
:doh:
Why do you keep talking to yourself? :confused:
The voices tell Homer to.
:unsure:
 

tommyboy

Footballguy
there's three things in life I really enjoy:

a) shooting little chipmunks with high powered rifles and watching their heads blow up

b) raping and pillaging the land in my jacked up 4x4 truck

c) shaving my sack

 

Born to Run

Footballguy
there's three things in life I really enjoy:

a) shooting little chipmunks with high powered rifles and watching their heads blow up

b) raping and pillaging the land in my jacked up 4x4 truck

c) shaving my sack
Any particular priority or is this one of those all at once things?
 

tommyboy

Footballguy
there's three things in life I really enjoy:

a) shooting little chipmunks with high powered rifles and watching their heads blow up

b) raping and pillaging the land in my jacked up 4x4 truck

c) shaving my sack
Any particular priority or is this one of those all at once things?
a-c-b. You need a smooth sack for the raping and pillaging part. There was a time when I would go c-a-b or even c-b-a but I'm older now.
 

urbanhack

Fight The Power!

jdoggydogg

Footballguy
Wait, there are men who shave their junk? Who has time for that?

Furthermore, do you really want a sharp object down there. And another thing: doesn't that take an an organ that's already funky looking and make it look like a newborn alien baby?

 

Doctor Detroit

Please remove your headgear
I didn't read this thread because I wanted to give my answer first:

If you trim, fine. If you shave your balls and #### you are gay. NTTAWWT

ETA: Apparently I already chimed in here and my answer was the same. :manup:

 
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No Topiary option?

In honor of 300, my entire area looks like Leonidas with a huge nose.

"Sweetheart, Tonight . . . you dine . . . in hell!"

 
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