Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm a C guy, guy.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was in the other thread for the last 30 minutes and never noticed it was a poll. I'm an idiot.
Marc Levin
Hangs out with Oscar Zeta Acosta
Bikini wax every month, followed by a Brazilian every once in a while.
Around Halloween, I give it an upside down mohawk, that way it looks right side up when I've got her right where I want her.
Around Halloween, I give it an upside down mohawk, that way it looks right side up when I've got her right where I want her.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
lighten up on your self...it was added later
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me
Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me
Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
Village Idiot
Pokerguy
The voices tell Homer to.Why do you keep talking to yourself?I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me
Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
The voices tell Homer to.Why do you keep talking to yourself?I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me
Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
Marc Levin
Hangs out with Oscar Zeta Acosta
I didn't know this was possible. I feel so vindicated...screw everybody in this thread that called me an idiot!I suggested the poll...then I saw one was there.So...me
Turns out the original poster just editted the title into a poll.
When did we add the ?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Liar
Marc Levin
Hangs out with Oscar Zeta Acosta
I saw tha thread, but was away from the boards all weekend Good job Shick! and Carlton!!A few days ago. That was Herbert the Hippo's baby idea.When did we add the
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
yeah SOME people have some pull around hereA few days ago. That was Herbert the Hippo's baby idea.When did we add the
DoctorDetroit
Chocolate Thunder
Questionable metro.
Born to Run
Footballguy
Any particular priority or is this one of those all at once things?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Are you coming on to me?Same here. I need to do some trimming tomorrow.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Kilgore won't let me.Are you coming on to me?Same here. I need to do some trimming tomorrow.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Yeah, what's up with that? If I'd have known he was the jealous type, I would have never oiled him up in the first place.Kilgore won't let me.Are you coming on to me?
phthalatemagic
Footballguy
My option isn't there - clean shaven everywhere, except my back
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
You'll have to speak with him directly.Yeah, what's up with that? If I'd have known he was the jealous type, I would have never oiled him up in the first place.Kilgore won't let me.Are you coming on to me?
weisguy0831
Footballguy
where's the none of the above option?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
reading comprehension down?
weisguy0831
Footballguy
apparently.
Emmitt Smith
18,355
Bald. I'm a porn star.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
My policy: No refunds.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
ChrisCooleyFan
Footballguy
Bald, looking for a place in New Orleans that does male Brazillian waxes!!!!!!
jdoggydogg
Footballguy
Wait, there are men who shave their junk? Who has time for that?
Furthermore, do you really want a sharp object down there. And another thing: doesn't that take an an organ that's already funky looking and make it look like a newborn alien baby?
Furthermore, do you really want a sharp object down there. And another thing: doesn't that take an an organ that's already funky looking and make it look like a newborn alien baby?
El Floppo
Footballguy
doss reads "American Grizzly".As for me... I'm all business in the front, and nothin' but a party in the back.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
I didn't read this thread because I wanted to give my answer first:
If you trim, fine. If you shave your balls and #### you are gay. NTTAWWT
ETA: Apparently I already chimed in here and my answer was the same. :manup:
If you trim, fine. If you shave your balls and #### you are gay. NTTAWWT
ETA: Apparently I already chimed in here and my answer was the same. :manup:
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That's why I date women.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
No Topiary option?
In honor of 300, my entire area looks like Leonidas with a huge nose.
"Sweetheart, Tonight . . . you dine . . . in hell!"
In honor of 300, my entire area looks like Leonidas with a huge nose.
"Sweetheart, Tonight . . . you dine . . . in hell!"
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Sand
Footballguy
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
<-------I never use thisI doubt, in fact I know that chicks who go down on guys could care less. You're living in LA or a dreamworld.
Judge Smails
Footballguy
Tipsy's staff may oblige, though it will be with a sharpened meat cleaver...
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I thought he was bombing Iran this weekend.
SoFresh&SoClean
Footballguy
Is there any other way?
Otis
Footballguy
He locked down the last thread I tried to start on this topic.I thought he was bombing Iran this weekend.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Perhaps you lack the tact and delicacy with which I approached the subject.He locked down the last thread I tried to start on this topic.I thought he was bombing Iran this weekend.
FatMax
Member
So .... how do you know that? PM me your phone number, baby doll.
