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Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly? (1 Viewer)

What do I do next?

  • Nothing, let it go.

    Votes: 9 17.6%
  • Go to counseling.

    Votes: 13 25.5%
  • Have my wife call this guy to figure out the events.

    Votes: 26 51.0%
  • [No response text]

    Votes: 15 29.4%

  • Total voters
    51
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?

 
This might be a little premature considering the cards that are on the table at this point, but it might not be a bad idea to pack an overnight bag and get out of the situation for a couple of days while you decide what your options are. Can't be any fun going home to her. I know you'll miss your kids, but dad probably isn't a lot of fun to be around right now either. Anyway, however you handle it, or don't handle it, I wish you the best.
Do NOT leave the house -- this is very bad advice. Sleep in the guest room or on the couch (or better yet, have HER sleep in the guest room or couch) if you must but do NOT pack up and go even for a few days.
 
Right. This entire thread people have been saying "well, some stuff can happen in 15 minutes but maybe not a lot of stuff". Well, looking back at the original post it looks like Mrs. MitYH and Steve were together for longer than that. George leaves, does his stuff, and comes back in 5 minutes. That means that the bathroom is probably less than a minute walk away, right? (I'll guess 30 seconds)

So we've got the initial "5 or so minutes" everyone's gone and then George comes back + "Another 15 or so" minutes between George's first warning and his second warning + another "a few minutes" later when the Mrs. and Steve comes back, which I'll guess means 4 minutes.

Now all of those are not precise. Say they are +/- 2 minutes. Calculating in the approximate time to walk to the bathroom and back, Steve and Mrs. MitYH were at the bathroom together anywhere from 17 to 30 minutes.
Oh, crap. They did it AND cuddled in the stall afterwards.
maybe they were just tagging their names on the walls of the stall and crossing out their enemies. :wub:
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
I doubt they were being quiet about it.
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
No idea. But considering he said something three times about me going up there, I'm guessing he either saw it or overheard something. Honestly, I have no idea what Steve's wife did or did not see or do. She said nothing about it at all.
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
I doubt they were being quiet about it.
Yeah, I figured that, but I'm still interested to know how he knew exactly what she was doing and what the hell was Steve's wife doing during all of this?
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
No idea. But considering he said something three times about me going up there, I'm guessing he either saw it or overheard something. Honestly, I have no idea what Steve's wife did or did not see or do. She said nothing about it at all.
Wait, they told you three times?
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
No idea. But considering he said something three times about me going up there, I'm guessing he either saw it or overheard something. Honestly, I have no idea what Steve's wife did or did not see or do. She said nothing about it at all.
Wait, they told you three times?
I thought it was twice?
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
I doubt they were being quiet about it.
Yeah, I figured that, but I'm still interested to know how he knew exactly what she was doing and what the hell was Steve's wife doing during all of this?
She peed in the urinal and walked back with George, as I understand it. They were side by side at the urinal. So again, she may or may not know what's up. Hard to say for sure.
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
I doubt they were being quiet about it.
Yeah, I figured that, but I'm still interested to know how he knew exactly what she was doing and what the hell was Steve's wife doing during all of this?
Maybe Dancingbones could answer this.
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
No idea. But considering he said something three times about me going up there, I'm guessing he either saw it or overheard something. Honestly, I have no idea what Steve's wife did or did not see or do. She said nothing about it at all.
Wait, they told you three times?
I thought it was twice?
Whatever. Two or three, does it really matter? It's not really relevant here is it?
 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
I doubt they were being quiet about it.
Yeah, I figured that, but I'm still interested to know how he knew exactly what she was doing and what the hell was Steve's wife doing during all of this?
I thought Steve told George when he came back. Maybe Steve's wife wasn't present, didn't think it was a big deal, or actively participated.

 
I have taken some good advice here and gone to the bar. First up, tap of Guiness.

So, this is a valid question. I distinclty remember her walking with a group of people to the bathroom. When the people returned, guy #3 was suddenly standing next to me while George returned and took his chair next to the campfire. I know guy #3 looked at me when George first mentioned the scenario in the bathoom, so I assumed he was there too. Turns out he wasn't the fourth person, Stever's wife was. When guy #3 mentions that Steve's wife peed in the urinal, I remember that did come up Sunday morning while we were packing up camp. George was giving her a hard time about. Even more proof that he does indeed know what and who was in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story of Steve and my wife did not come up Sunday morning.
Ok, so George lied to you too.MITYH, how did George know your wife was holding Steve's junk?
No idea. But considering he said something three times about me going up there, I'm guessing he either saw it or overheard something. Honestly, I have no idea what Steve's wife did or did not see or do. She said nothing about it at all.
Wait, they told you three times?
I thought it was twice?
Whatever. Two or three, does it really matter? It's not really relevant here is it?
Depending on how you look at it, that issue is the crux of the matter.
 
I thought Steve told George when he came back. Maybe Steve's wife wasn't present, didn't think it was a big deal, or actively participated.
No. George told MITYH when he got back that Steve was there with the WIFE.Regarding Steve's wife, maybe she didn't care as maybe she thinks Steve is some kind of a dork anyway and was happy that someone else was taking care of it.
 
This story finally is finally going somewhere...MITYH, you should give us all Steve's number. We'll compare stories here and tear apart his web of lies!

 
I thought Steve told George when he came back.

Maybe Steve's wife wasn't present, didn't think it was a big deal, or actively participated.
No. George told MITYH when he got back that Steve was there with the WIFE.Regarding Steve's wife, maybe she didn't care as maybe she thinks Steve is some kind of a dork anyway and was happy that someone else was taking care of it.
Oh boy.....

So, I emailed the other guy that I thought accompanied them to the bathroom. Turns out he did not, but this was his response when asked if he remembers any of this.

"Yes! I didn't go to the bathroom so I wasn't there, but when George came back he said WIFE and Steve were in a stall and WIFE held his 'weiner' while he did his thang. And some extra trivia, Steve's wife apparently squatted in the urinal next to George which is just plain bizarre...

Good luck!"

Now what? And for what it's worth, I asked the question very toungue in cheeck as to make it seem like everything was just funny, hence the 'good luck'. Considering this, I am very, very not pleased. Had it been she held it and they left immediately, I would be mad. Right now, considering how long they were gone, I'm livid.

And Steve's wife apparently went there and peed, but then left as well.

WTF?
Asked and Answered.
 
I don't know, if my friend said "you need to go check on your wife" I'd be there in seconds.
Right here. :banned:
DING DING DING DING DING
Ok congrats...you guys are perfect.....he didn't check b/c he trusted his supposed "friends" drop it.
If my friend said "you need to go check on your wife," I'm going to trust that he thinks I should get off my ### and go check on my wife, and there's probably something to that advice.
 
One more thing to add...

I know when I'm drunk, it takes a little longer to get off. My wife has been the beneficiary of a little too much to drink many times. Lucky Mrs. Fisto.

Anyway, my point being: Near-blackout sex would take FOREVER.

Someone remembers something.

 
I don't know, if my friend said "you need to go check on your wife" I'd be there in seconds.
Right here. :banned:
DING DING DING DING DING
Ok congrats...you guys are perfect.....he didn't check b/c he trusted his supposed "friends" drop it.
If my friend said "you need to go check on your wife," I'm going to trust that he thinks I should get off my ### and go check on my wife, and there's probably something to that advice.
Yes, he should have checked on her then. I would like to think I would have but I can understand how it didn't happen. When you're drinking heavily, a sense of time isn't the greatest. What seems like only one or two minutes could easily be fifteen plus. Bottom line, he didn't check. Nothing he can do about that at this point in time. So either shut up about the mistakes he made or start giving advice that may or may not be helpful like the rest of us.

:shrug:

 
One more thing to add...

I know when I'm drunk, it takes a little longer to get off. My wife has been the beneficiary of a little too much to drink many times. Lucky Mrs. Fisto.

Anyway, my point being: Near-blackout sex would take FOREVER.

Someone remembers something.
It generally takes me much longer as well, though I'm sure some guys are different. One, they didn't necessarily have full blown intercourse. Two, the excitement of the whole thing could have helped things along.
 
One more thing to add...

I know when I'm drunk, it takes a little longer to get off. My wife has been the beneficiary of a little too much to drink many times. Lucky Mrs. Fisto.

Anyway, my point being: Near-blackout sex would take FOREVER.

Someone remembers something.
It generally takes me much longer as well, though I'm sure some guys are different. One, they didn't necessarily have full blown intercourse. Two, the excitement of the whole thing could have helped things along.
Yeah, I thought the same thing. The whole "forbidden fruit" thing might have speeded up the process. All the more reason to suspect someone had a clear-enough head.

 
SLOW DOWN WITH THE POSTINGS!! i drive home at 26 pages and get home to 36 pages!!! Not only am I going to loose my job for reading 26 pages but my wife is going to be pissed for being on the internet all night!!

 
Whatever you find out be sure to post the updates and tell us what number post it is like you did last time. All the FBG's lives are on hold until we find out what happens next.

 
As noted previously, blackouts aren't just for 15 minutes of time. They last pretty much from when they start to whenever you wake up.
That isn't true at all. It isn't uncommon at all for alcohol induced blackouts to only to last for a few minutes.
 
I know you all wont beleve me, but i thought all along that Steves wife was in all along. She knew she married a player, perhaps she is interested in women?? I think she did her deed with his junk and she (steves wife) played with the fun bags, perhaps made out with her at the same time.

What would kill me, if I were george, is the sheit eatting grin that steve had when he came back to the camp ground. Like "Yup I tapped your wife ( or got the hummer or add your own ____ ) " I could not live with that!

 
I think it's much more likely they had intercourse then just Steve getting "serviced." Doubt the wife helped him urinate then did a Lewinsky. Seems like a tough transition.

 
Does MIYH have any idea how hard his wife was hitting the bottle? Many of us have these blackout stories but they are from college days when copius amounts of liquor were consumed. Surprised MIYH has no real handle on how is wife was doing that night sobriety-wise.
Any info on this?
 
As noted previously, blackouts aren't just for 15 minutes of time. They last pretty much from when they start to whenever you wake up.
That isn't true at all. It isn't uncommon at all for alcohol induced blackouts to only to last for a few minutes.
Yes, but for the blackout to only hit her once throughout the entire evening and for it to only last as long as her bathroom trip? That smells like a load of convenient nonsense, but perhaps that's just me.
 
Does MIYH have any idea how hard his wife was hitting the bottle? Many of us have these blackout stories but they are from college days when copius amounts of liquor were consumed. Surprised MIYH has no real handle on how is wife was doing that night sobriety-wise.
Any info on this?
WIFE doesn't drink much, but had half a bottle of vodka and some kind of schanpps shots.
 
As noted previously, blackouts aren't just for 15 minutes of time. They last pretty much from when they start to whenever you wake up.
That isn't true at all. It isn't uncommon at all for alcohol induced blackouts to only to last for a few minutes.
Yes, but for the blackout to only hit her once throughout the entire evening and for it to only last as long as her bathroom trip? That smells like a load of convenient nonsense, but perhaps that's just me.
I don't think she is missing just a 15 minute block. I think MitYH said earlier in the thread that she remembers things from earlier in the night, but nothing after a certain point, including the trip to the bathroom.
 
My advice is to just get the hell over it...even if the "worst" happened.

You knew Steve was a player...

You knew wife had a crush on Steve...

You heard Steve and presumedly two other "guys" were going to bathroom...

You heard wife say, "Me too"...

You sat there drunk and stupid...

Friend comes back and says, "Your wife is in the stall with Steve"...

You sat there drunk and stupid...

Friend tells you once more...

You sat there drunk and stupid...

If it happened...it happened...who can you truly blame? Wife has already exercised her "out" clause by conveniently not remembering. Everyone was drunk. Steve is a player and there's a chick more than willingly offering herself to him in the bathroom. Who's to blame here? Sounds like the original poster is truly the only one to be held accountable. You did nothing...said nothing...it's almost like you wanted it to happen. Be honest with yourself...are you the type that is constantly the victim in life? Are you honestly looking for a reason to split with the wife? If no to both...move on...nothing to see here. It was just sex...drunken sex at that...she got it out of her system and she's still by your side. Deal with it.

In vino veritas...

 
As noted previously, blackouts aren't just for 15 minutes of time. They last pretty much from when they start to whenever you wake up.
That isn't true at all. It isn't uncommon at all for alcohol induced blackouts to only to last for a few minutes.
Yes, but for the blackout to only hit her once throughout the entire evening and for it to only last as long as her bathroom trip? That smells like a load of convenient nonsense, but perhaps that's just me.
I don't think she is missing just a 15 minute block. I think MitYH said earlier in the thread that she remembers things from earlier in the night, but nothing after a certain point, including the trip to the bathroom.
I was under the impression she remembered other events from later that night. Can we get a ruling here?
 
As noted previously, blackouts aren't just for 15 minutes of time. They last pretty much from when they start to whenever you wake up.
That isn't true at all. It isn't uncommon at all for alcohol induced blackouts to only to last for a few minutes.
Yes, but for the blackout to only hit her once throughout the entire evening and for it to only last as long as her bathroom trip? That smells like a load of convenient nonsense, but perhaps that's just me.
I don't think she is missing just a 15 minute block. I think MitYH said earlier in the thread that she remembers things from earlier in the night, but nothing after a certain point, including the trip to the bathroom.
I was under the impression she remembered other events from later that night. Can we get a ruling here?
She remembered stuff both before AND after the alleged blackout.There were a few pages devoted to this with many calling shenanigans. As in how the F did she conveniently black out one segment of the night? And that most black outs mean you have no recollection of anything from a certain point until waking up the next day.If I'm wrong, I must have blacked out and imagined I read that.
 
SLOW DOWN WITH THE POSTINGS!! i drive home at 26 pages and get home to 36 pages!!! Not only am I going to loose my job for reading 26 pages but my wife is going to be pissed for being on the internet all night!!
Just make sure to check on her if she disappears into the bathroom for more than a few minutes.
 
As noted previously, blackouts aren't just for 15 minutes of time. They last pretty much from when they start to whenever you wake up.
That isn't true at all. It isn't uncommon at all for alcohol induced blackouts to only to last for a few minutes.
Yes, but for the blackout to only hit her once throughout the entire evening and for it to only last as long as her bathroom trip? That smells like a load of convenient nonsense, but perhaps that's just me.
I don't think she is missing just a 15 minute block. I think MitYH said earlier in the thread that she remembers things from earlier in the night, but nothing after a certain point, including the trip to the bathroom.
I was under the impression she remembered other events from later that night. Can we get a ruling here?
She remembered stuff both before AND after the alleged blackout.There were a few pages devoted to this with many calling shenanigans. As in how the F did she conveniently black out one segment of the night? And that most black outs mean you have no recollection of anything from a certain point until waking up the next day.If I'm wrong, I must have blacked out and imagined I read that.
That's what I read as well. NO WAY does someone black out just once, and only for a span long enough to have a quickie with some dude in a public restroom. Sorry, I don't buy that story for one second. Neither should any of you.
 

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