GO ahead and try to wipe the smile off Derrick Blaylock's face. You'll have an easier time scoring a Saturday-night dinner reservation at Il Mulino. It's not going to happen.
Go ahead and try to find a teammate who doesn't have something good to say about Blaylock. That won't happen either.
You don't know Blaylock very well yet, because the former Chiefs' backup running back and special-teams ace, acquired by the Jets as a free agent in the offseason, had only a few preseason carries and you haven't yet seen him deployed in the Mike Heimerdinger offense or on special teams.
In time, though, you'll get to know him and you're going to like him. And, while you get to like him, the Chiefs will find out how badly they miss him. That, in fact, will start as quickly as Sunday, when the Jets play the Chiefs in Kansas City, where Blaylock will face his former mates.
When the Jets' schedule first came out, Blaylock took immediate notice and couldn't believe his eyes.
"I was like, 'Wow . . . opening up with my former team,' " Blaylock said. "I'm looking forward to it. I'm going to be pretty pumped up. Not too much to where I get myself out of sync. I'll calm down once I get in there."
As backup to Priest Holmes, Blaylock and the Kansas City running game never missed a beat whenever Holmes was sidelined by injury. He was the Jets' rapid-response answer to the loss of LaMont Jordan to free agency.
Don't, however, expect him to be Jordan or do the things Jordan did. He's a different kind of player, a different kind of weapon.
That doesn't make Blaylock any less valuable to the Jets than Jordan was, though. He, in fact, could end up being a lot more valuable.
The one thing you won't hear from Blaylock that you heard out of Jordan at times was grumbling about carries, playing time, etc.
Blaylock's embracing of his roles without complaint is one of the things that make him such a unique find. Imagine that: a high-quality backup who understands and accepts his role.
"The guy is a heck of a football player," Herman Edwards said. "He can run the ball. He's a good special-teams guy. He is a team guy. I mean, the guys on this team love the guy. He's a perfect fit for us. This guy's a good football player.
"He can run. He can catch the ball. He can do a lot of things that you anticipate a good back should be able to do. The thing he brings to the table, too, is he's an outstanding special-teams player."
Chiefs' kick returner Dante Hall, whose top blocker was Blaylock, remains one of Blaylock's close friends today.
As a key member of Mike Westhoff's special-teams punt and kick coverage teams, Blaylock is now one of those poor souls faced with trying to stop Hall from taking a return or two "to the house" on the Jets.
"Covering Dante, you've just got to break down and tackle Dante, because you never know what he's going to do," Blaylock said. "He's very shifty and unpredictable. They can have the wedge going one way and he'll go the other way. With him, you've just got to break down and make the play.
"Instead of blocking for him, I'm going to be one of those guys trying to tackle him," Blaylock said. "It's tough tackling him, but if you get guys around him it's easy. We've got to corral the ball."
Blaylock said his closest friends on the Chiefs include CB Dexter McCleon, FB Tony Richardson, Holmes and, of course, Hall.
"I have nothing but love for Kansas City," Blaylock said. "But come Sunday, we're going to have put that off."