Maryland woman put dead skin from her feet into family’s milk (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

Close enough to Florida, I suppose.

A Maryland woman could spend 25 years behind bars for serving her family milk she contaminated with her own feet shavings.

Excuse us while we vomit.

Sarah P. Schrock’s motive remains unclear. But according to court papers, Schrock was home alone all day before family members (the relation to Schrock is unclear), Jessica Whitney Hurry and Allison Depriest, came over for dinner.

The victims were allegedly drinking the milk when Depriest began “choking and coughed up what looked like dead human skin.” Hurry also gagged and found dead skin shavings in the milk after pouring it into a strainer.

Hurry told police that the suspect has dry feet because of diabetes, and that she “has trays in her room with the same kind of dead skin shavings that had come off of her feet.”

 

[Raider Nation]

No jokes please.

 

[NREC34]

No jokes please.

Wes Welker used all of them in that one press conference he did.

 

[jon_mx]

Since when is skin milk illegal?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

What was her sole reason for doing this?

 

[Snoopy]

Don't make him put his foot down on his request.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I guess these little piggies got milk

 

[Doctor Detroit]

St Mary's County is Florida.

I would imagine this will provide traction for new and improved food laws in the state though.

 

[ScottNorwood]

I don't get it. What does this have to do with Mike Francesca?

 

[Raider Nation]

St Mary's County is Florida.

I would imagine this will provide traction for new and improved food laws in the state though.

That's the only thing which would have made this story better, but...

 

[shadyridr]

That was very callous of her

 

[Doctor Detroit]

St Mary's County is Florida.

I would imagine this will provide traction for new and improved food laws in the state though.

That's the only thing which would have made this story better, but...

Yes, I know exactly where it is.

Maybe you didn't pick up what I was laying down there.

 

[Jack White]

It's only marginally more gross than the milk without the toe skin.

 

[Raider Nation]

St Mary's County is Florida.

I would imagine this will provide traction for new and improved food laws in the state though.

That's the only thing which would have made this story better, but...

Yes, I know exactly where it is.

Maybe you didn't pick up what I was laying down there.

 

[tri-man 47]

So her guests were lactoes intolerant?

 

[Otis]

thanks posty

 

[Snoopy]

She was being a real heel there.

 

[Mister CIA]

No jokes please.

Even corny jokes?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Her favorite hostess pastime was playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.

 

[jamil]

They drank milk with dinner?

 

[Raider Nation]

Did you guys click the link? She's a looker.

 

[AAABatteries]

18 posts and no :X ??

I'm not sure that image could sum up this thread any better.

 

[Parrothead]

sole food.. yum

 

[Bucky86]

This kind of thread really toes the line of what is appropriate around here.

 

[Das Boot]

Dead skin huh?

As opposed to what, live human skin?

 

[Raider Nation]

You don't even want to know what she put in the broccoli and cheese dish.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

Extra protein footified milk

 

[Raider Nation]

You guys are nailing these jokes.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I said SKIM milk.

 

[Raider Nation]

Favorite thing to put in milk: chocolate syrup or dead skin from old-lady feet.... whatcha got?

 

[Mister CIA]

How many sips to get to the center of a footsie pop?

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

Skin, It Does A Body Good!

 

[Raider Nation]

1% milk, 99% dead foot skin.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

1% milk, 99% dead foot skin.

Seems like a recipe for a LHUCKS thread.

 

[hagmania]

Rex Ryan stopped by her place after he visited Collins.

 

[eoMMan]

I bet the cops could smell defeat in the air.

 

[GroveDiesel]

She truly is an arch nemesis.

 

[gianmarco]

Gives the saying "by the skin of your teeth" new meaning.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I wonder if she toed anybody else that she did it?

 

[sdp1226]

Got Skin?

 

[peaces]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

 

[Mr. Ected]

This story was brought up a couple of days ago on The Tony Kornheiser radio show. One of the better bits on the show is how the listeners of the show will record 'Jingles' about the people on show or stuff that is brought up.

Here is a jingle that was made about this story to the tune of The Beatles "Elenor Rigby."

 

[Cjw_55106]

Nasty for sure. That being said, I dont see how this is criminal. Can you get sick or die from drinking Skin milk?

 

[Godsbrother]

I love skin milk when I'm eating cinnamon bunions.

 

[Parrothead]

Pore me a glass

 

[STBootleg]

"Put it in the box for later" :X

 

[MattFancy]

This lady is not too far from where I live

 

[irish eyes]

She was trying to keep the family on their toes..err her toes.

 

[irish eyes]

Wonder what they had for lunch, peanut butter and toe jam?

 

[Das Boot]

This story was brought up a couple of days ago on The Tony Kornheiser radio show. One of the better bits on the show is how the listeners of the show will record 'Jingles' about the people on show or stuff that is brought up.

Here is a jingle that was made about this story to the tune of The Beatles "Elenor Rigby."