Meet Jordan, Australia's unluckiest man (1 Viewer)

[msommer]

Ouch

 

[Jayrok]

"Doctor say, you gonna die, Kemosabe."  

 

[Scoresman]

I consider myself pretty adventurous when it comes to traveling, but I have zero desire to visit Australia mainly for reasons like this. I don't think man was meant to live on that island. 

 

[heckmanm]

The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen.

Its bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea

I think this would be true of ANYTHING biting my ####

 

[Brony]

This would have been a better backstory for Spiderman origin.  Also, his peens shoots out cool webs.

 

[msommer]

I consider myself pretty adventurous when it comes to traveling, but I have zero desire to visit Australia mainly for reasons like this. I don't think man was meant to live on that island. 

In that respect I thnk you should probably stay away from the islands in South East Asia while you are at it...

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I consider myself pretty adventurous when it comes to traveling, but I have zero desire to visit Australia mainly for reasons like this. I don't think man was meant to live on that island. 

Probably why England used it as a penal colony.

 

[KarmaPolice]

That's what he gets for sitting down to pee. 

 

[cstu]

Evil Eddie - Queensland

 

[Sconch]

"You're not really here for the hunting are you?"

 

[DaVinci]

Once is an accident. Twice is a fetish.