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MILF - whats the play here? (1 Viewer)

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Sinn Fein

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So, as many of you know I am the principal of a small Lutheran school - preschool through elementary. As part of my day, I am always around when kids are dropped off in the morning, and I try to be polite and greet all the kids and their parents. Usually its just a quick wave and hello, but lately, one of the moms makes it a point to stop and talk and be a little "touchy" - hand on the arm or shoulder type of stuff.

I am a busy guy with a lot going on in the mornings, so when when I try to open the door to encourage her to leave she still has this flirty look about her - you can kind of see that twinkle in her eye. And, I can see her constantly checking me out as she walks to her car. She is nice looking, for a 30-something, maybe a 6-7 - no baby fat, and you can tell she used to be pretty hot.

I definitely get the vibe that this mom is in to me - I tried to feel her out by setting up a lunch with a group of moms, but she could not make it. Probably did not want to let the other mom's see our relationship - it can be a catty group.

I don't want to throw away my marriage, but things are a little stale lately, and with the kids grown and out of the house, I am thinking a little MILF action could re-energize me. Whats the play here? I am ready to take it to the next level. Maybe call her up for a 1-on1 parent conference?

 
How often does she wear yoga pants and sports bras when dropping off her daughter? There is a lot of that at my daughter's school this time of year. It is fun... I mean fun.

ETA: no, I meant creepy.

 
I've seen this movie. There are only two possible ways it ends. She does whatever you want for an hour and you go back to reading your magazine or your wife walks in on you and her and the wife gives her pointers on what you like.

So, really, it's a win win.

 
Her husband clearly isn't giving her enough attention. Seems like an opportunity should you want to go in that direction.

Maybe start with a group coffee date? Innocent, yet productive.

 
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Her husband clearly isn't giving her enough attention. Seems like an opportunity should you want to go in that direction.

Maybe start with a group coffee date? Innocent, yet productive.
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I have met her husband once - a bit stiff, robotic-like. Can definitely understand why she is looking around.

 
Sinn Fein said:
So, as many of you know I am the principal of a small Lutheran school - preschool through elementary. As part of my day, I am always around when kids are dropped off in the morning, and I try to be polite and greet all the kids and their parents. Usually its just a quick wave and hello, but lately, one of the moms makes it a point to stop and talk and be a little "touchy" - hand on the arm or shoulder type of stuff.

I am a busy guy with a lot going on in the mornings, so when when I try to open the door to encourage her to leave she still has this flirty look about her - you can kind of see that twinkle in her eye. And, I can see her constantly checking me out as she walks to her car. She is nice looking, for a 30-something, maybe a 6-7 - no baby fat, and you can tell she used to be pretty hot.

I definitely get the vibe that this mom is in to me - I tried to feel her out by setting up a lunch with a group of moms, but she could not make it. Probably did not want to let the other mom's see our relationship - it can be a catty group.

I don't want to throw away my marriage, but things are a little stale lately, and with the kids grown and out of the house, I am thinking a little MILF action could re-energize me. Whats the play here? I am ready to take it to the next level. Maybe call her up for a 1-on1 parent conference?
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You seem like a smart enough guy. The play is either to (a bang her till she bleeds or (b rub one out and forget about her. Go with the one that won't cost you your marriage.

 
Tell her before you make the commitment to her you are gonna need some revealing stuff texted. Then r:e:view what you find

 
Sinn Fein said:
jonessed said:
Her husband clearly isn't giving her enough attention. Seems like an opportunity should you want to go in that direction.

Maybe start with a group coffee date? Innocent, yet productive.
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I have met her husband once - a bit stiff, robotic-like. Can definitely understand why she is looking around.
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Not as stiff as you, apparently.

Flirt away, and rub it out. Anything else is beyond stupid.

 
LMAO at the folks in this thread who are out of touch.

This is very well done and certainly worthy of a Friday posting.

 
When husband starts to drop the kids off next week, just know she is playing hard to get.

 
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Go for it.

Have you tried inviting her to your office and then greeting her in your boxer shorts, as though you had just woken up from a nap?

That often works.

 
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Sinn Fein said:
I don't want to throw away my marriage, but things are a little stale lately, and with the kids grown and out of the house, I am thinking a little MILF action could re-energize me. Whats the play here? I am ready to take it to the next level. Maybe call her up for a 1-on1 parent conference?
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Glen: No, man, l know what you mean. You got all these responsibilities now. You're married, you got a kid, it looks like your whole life is set down... Where's the excitement?

H.I.: Yeah, Glen, l guess that's it.

Glen: OK, that's a disease, but you got a cure.

H.I.: Yeah?

Glen: Dr Glen is here to tell you that you can heal thyself.

H.I.: What do l gotta do?

Glen: Well, you just gotta broaden your mind. Say if l was to ask you ''What do you think about Dot?''

H.I.: Well, she's a fine woman you got there.

Glen: OK, now you might not know it to look at her, but she's a hellcat.

H.I.: That right?

Glen: T-l-G-E-R.

H.I.: Well, what's that gotta do with...

Glen: Now, don't rush me. The thing about Dot is... She told me this. She thinks... She thinks you're cute.

H.I.: Yeah?

Glen: l'm crappin' you negative. And l could say the same thing about Ed.

H.I.: What are you talkin' about, Glen?

Glen: What am l talkin' about? l'm talkin' about sex.

H.I.: What are you talkin' about?

Glen: l'm talkin' about I'amour. l'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers. As in, to swing. l'm talkin' about wife-swappin'. l'm talkin' about what they call now ''open marriage''...

H.I.: Keep your ####### hands off my wife.

 
Not bad for a beginner attempt at a good Friday thread. Keep trying and keep up the good work. Eventually people will bite. I would just say to post it earlier on a Friday to capture the best audience and have the MILF come on a little stronger... like displaying some cleavage and making some sexual innuendos, etc.

 
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