Miss R.I. is your 2012 Miss USA (and now Miss Universe) (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

PIK is dead on. I've lived many places in the U.S.Rhode Island gals are on a whole, much hotter then anywhere I've been. It was near impossible for me to work out at the gym in Rhodey, every single girl in there was a complete smoke show. A lot of Italian princesses who keep their bodies tight and spend hours a week at the salon and tanning booth. A big nightclub lifestyle. As long as you stay in the Providence/Cranton/Warwick area, you won't be disappointed with the tail - it's everywhere.

Yep. But still, I'm in Cranston every day (literally ... I live right on the Warwick/Cranston line) and while your points are well taken, his contention that she is "average" by Cranston standards is comical. I'm telling you, this girl is the closest I've seen to Victoria Justice, and that is a very, very good thing.http://picload.org/image/rpcwrwg/the-peek-a-boo-b.jpg

 

[PIK95]

PIK is dead on. I've lived many places in the U.S.Rhode Island gals are on a whole, much hotter then anywhere I've been. It was near impossible for me to work out at the gym in Rhodey, every single girl in there was a complete smoke show. A lot of Italian princesses who keep their bodies tight and spend hours a week at the salon and tanning booth. A big nightclub lifestyle. As long as you stay in the Providence/Cranton/Warwick area, you won't be disappointed with the tail - it's everywhere.

Yep. But still, I'm in Cranston every day (literally ... I live right on the Warwick/Cranston line) and while your points are well taken, his contention that she is "average" by Cranston standards is comical. I'm telling you, this girl is the closest I've seen to Victoria Justice, and that is a very, very good thing.http://picload.org/image/rpcwrwg/the-peek-a-boo-b.jpg

Warwick ave and Pawtuxet village are not the Cranston I'm talking about. And Warwick is mostly gingers. They are very pretty but not Cranston girls. Rosie Jones would blend in pretty good in my Cranston. And Cranston girls don't smoke cigs.

 

[Raider Nation]

PIK is dead on. I've lived many places in the U.S.

Rhode Island gals are on a whole, much hotter then anywhere I've been. It was near impossible for me to work out at the gym in Rhodey, every single girl in there was a complete smoke show. A lot of Italian princesses who keep their bodies tight and spend hours a week at the salon and tanning booth. A big nightclub lifestyle. As long as you stay in the Providence/Cranton/Warwick area, you won't be disappointed with the tail - it's everywhere.

Yep. But still, I'm in Cranston every day (literally ... I live right on the Warwick/Cranston line) and while your points are well taken, his contention that she is "average" by Cranston standards is comical. I'm telling you, this girl is the closest I've seen to Victoria Justice, and that is a very, very good thing.http://picload.org/image/rpcwrwg/the-peek-a-boo-b.jpg

Warwick ave and Pawtuxet village are not the Cranston I'm talking about.

I live next to the mall, guy. And I'm intimately familiar with quality of the foot traffic in Garden City. Haven't been near Warwick Ave. in years. Seems like you're reaching here, so I'll tell you what. I'll give you one hour to find five Cranston girls online who are hotter than this "average" chick.

GO!

 

[slayer666]

:boner:

 

[Raider Nation]

:boner:

Average.

 

[ffjunk]

:boner:

Average.

... .. .. .. .. Above average.

 

[hutchins929]

shes hot. what is her talent?

dropping quarters into a bucket without the use of anything north of the landing strip or south of the thighs ... It takes a lot of talent! I'm serious... Ask a stripper!

 

[hutchins929]

PIK is dead on. I've lived many places in the U.S.

Rhode Island gals are on a whole, much hotter then anywhere I've been. It was near impossible for me to work out at the gym in Rhodey, every single girl in there was a complete smoke show. A lot of Italian princesses who keep their bodies tight and spend hours a week at the salon and tanning booth. A big nightclub lifestyle. As long as you stay in the Providence/Cranton/Warwick area, you won't be disappointed with the tail - it's everywhere.

Yep. But still, I'm in Cranston every day (literally ... I live right on the Warwick/Cranston line) and while your points are well taken, his contention that she is "average" by Cranston standards is comical. I'm telling you, this girl is the closest I've seen to Victoria Justice, and that is a very, very good thing.http://picload.org/image/rpcwrwg/the-peek-a-boo-b.jpg

Warwick ave and Pawtuxet village are not the Cranston I'm talking about.

I live next to the mall, guy. And I'm intimately familiar with quality of the foot traffic in Garden City. Haven't been near Warwick Ave. in years. Seems like you're reaching here, so I'll tell you what. I'll give you one hour to find five Cranston girls online who are hotter than this "average" chick.

GO!

he still has 29 minutes!

 

[Michael Brown]

What's the difference between Miss USA and Miss America?

Miss Americas stand out in Cranston

 

[Raider Nation]

What's the difference between Miss USA and Miss America?

Miss Americas stand out in Cranston

The real answer is that Miss America is still the more prestigious crown to wear, but that pageant is far more stuffy. No techno music, no bum shots (if they can help it) in the swimsuit competition, no controversial topics. This blandness has relegated it to cable TV channels, so Miss USA is gaining fast, thanks to Trump's vision and realization that guys like to see low-cut, short dresses... AND BUMS!

 

[belljr]

What's the difference between Miss USA and Miss America?

Miss USA competes in Miss Universe

What's the difference between Miss USA and Miss America?

Miss Americas stand out in Cranston

The real answer is that Miss America is still the more prestigious crown to wear, but that pageant is far more stuffy. No techno music, no bum shots (if they can help it) in the swimsuit competition, no controversial topics. This blandness has relegated it to cable TV channels, so Miss USA is gaining fast, thanks to Trump's vision and realization that guys like to see low-cut, short dresses... AND BUMS!

^

 

[Kirby]

Delaware was smoking hot... but she didn't get picked at the begining. I turned it off when they kept putting twitter quotes in front of the meat shots during the bikini round.

 

[Exit 1]

Did she talk like Pauly D?

 

[Ghost Rider]

Wife had this on last night. Miss RI was definitely the most attractive of all of the contestants toward the end when I was watching.But I have to say, that may have been the most annoying program I've ever watched. The two hosts were absolutely brutal.

I only watched the clip RN posted of when the winner was announced, but the hosts dicking around announcing the winner for another 20 seconds or so was terrible. Even the girls were like, "Come on, just tell us who won and who lost."

 

[PIK95]

PIK is dead on. I've lived many places in the U.S.

Rhode Island gals are on a whole, much hotter then anywhere I've been. It was near impossible for me to work out at the gym in Rhodey, every single girl in there was a complete smoke show. A lot of Italian princesses who keep their bodies tight and spend hours a week at the salon and tanning booth. A big nightclub lifestyle. As long as you stay in the Providence/Cranton/Warwick area, you won't be disappointed with the tail - it's everywhere.

Yep. But still, I'm in Cranston every day (literally ... I live right on the Warwick/Cranston line) and while your points are well taken, his contention that she is "average" by Cranston standards is comical. I'm telling you, this girl is the closest I've seen to Victoria Justice, and that is a very, very good thing.http://picload.org/image/rpcwrwg/the-peek-a-boo-b.jpg

Warwick ave and Pawtuxet village are not the Cranston I'm talking about.

I live next to the mall, guy. And I'm intimately familiar with quality of the foot traffic in Garden City. Haven't been near Warwick Ave. in years. Seems like you're reaching here, so I'll tell you what. I'll give you one hour to find five Cranston girls online who are hotter than this "average" chick.

GO!

I thought you lived in East Providence? Do you live in the parking lot apts or across from Fat Bellys? Cranston girls are not on the innerwebs btw. Too classy for that.

 

[Mjolnirs]

Very attractive. After watching the video posted here of the announcement, I commented to my wife that she didn't look as tall as the other girls. She watched the contest and said the winner was 5'7" It's nice to see a shorter girl win.

 

[Dought Man]

Very attractive. After watching the video posted here of the announcement, I commented to my wife that she didn't look as tall as the other girls. She watched the contest and said the winner was 5'7" It's nice to see a shorter girl win.

They are all the same size in the kitchen, amirite? :highfive:

 

[saintfool]

she reminds me of the chick from "Vegas" but with bigger eyebrows.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

That's no average Cranston girl. Tons of Cranston girls (and North Providence, and Johnston) have that look, but dressing hot doesn't make you hot. Can't remove the Guido from the Guidette

They few Guidos that were left in Cranston followed Paulie D to the shore or just left. The Guidettes followed. Look at the pics. That girl has a beautiful but semi common for Cranston face. She's very pretty. Plenty here just as pretty but with top shelfs and curves. She has a boyish body from the pics I'm seeing. She looks familiar, but again she looks like alot of the girls here so who knows.

You mean the ones that never talk to you as you fill their order?

 

[Sweet J]

Went to Rhode Island College for three years. Lived in North Providence and Pawtucket. I don't remember girls like that when I was there.

 

[Senor Schmutzig]

For some strange reason that I am currently unaware of, earlier today I was sent a hotel confirmation with my name from the Hyatt Regency Newport Rhode Island for 3 days in September.

Coincidence? I think not...

 

[PIK95]

Cranston girls typically don't go to RIC. And I'm retired Jules but that was funny.

 

[Sweet J]

Cranston girls typically don't go to RIC. And I'm retired Jules but that was funny.

There were plenty of townies from Cranston, Warwick, and Pawtucket at RIC when I was there 20 years ago. Big hair, bright red lipstick, and chewing gum like no tomorrow. I think a couple of them even chewed bubble gum during teh secks. God bless them all.

 

[PIK95]

Cranston girls typically don't go to RIC. And I'm retired Jules but that was funny.

There were plenty of townies from Cranston, Warwick, and Pawtucket at RIC when I was there 20 years ago. Big hair, bright red lipstick, and chewing gum like no tomorrow. I think a couple of them even chewed bubble gum during teh secks. God bless them all.

Nice! That sounds like North Providence girls with the gum, lipstick, and big hair...Are you a teacher? Alot of RIC people are teachers in RI. College in 1992 was like Hot Tub Time Machine and 90210, no? Champion sweatshirts and Flannel shirts. No girls were hot like today in 1992 bro.

 

[Sweet J]

Cranston girls typically don't go to RIC. And I'm retired Jules but that was funny.

There were plenty of townies from Cranston, Warwick, and Pawtucket at RIC when I was there 20 years ago. Big hair, bright red lipstick, and chewing gum like no tomorrow. I think a couple of them even chewed bubble gum during teh secks. God bless them all.

Nice! That sounds like North Providence girls with the gum, lipstick, and big hair...Are you a teacher? Alot of RIC people are teachers in RI. College in 1992 was like Hot Tub Time Machine and 90210, no? Champion sweatshirts and Flannel shirts. No girls were hot like today in 1992 bro.

Nah, the Dean of Students asked me to scram in '93 after some shenanagans with Student Government. Floated around for a bit before I found my way back to college in North Carolina. But yeah, I was on a teaching track before I got in trouble. I have incredibly fond memories of RIC, though. The first season of Jersey Shore was like stepping in a damn time machine.I come back and visit friends in Pawtucket once or twice a year. We all have kids now, so we don't hit the same clubs we did when we were 21. I imagine the RI girls now are smoking hot. I'm afraid to go back. My head would explode.

 

[Fennis]

Delaware was smoking hot... but she didn't get picked at the begining. I turned it off when they kept putting twitter quotes in front of the meat shots during the bikini round.

Could not agree more. All of the contestants introduced themselves on the Today Show a few weeks ago. She really stood out to me. Absolutely stunning.http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/384605_330135267001393_100000147688117_1520235_431789087_n.jpghttp://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/375547_328369483844638_100000147688117_1515138_2084623911_n.jpg

too royal for me

 

[BigSteelThrill]

Insanely hot

Indeed.

 

[PIK95]

What's the difference between Miss USA and Miss America?

Miss Americas stand out in Cranston

Only if she's wearing her tiara.

 

[Buck Stop]

wow, she is gorgeous. and i swear there is a teenager that goes to my church that looks like she could be her little sister. I mean, REALLY looks like her.

 

[PIK95]

wow, she is gorgeous. and i swear there is a teenager that goes to my church that looks like she could be her little sister. I mean, REALLY looks like her.

In Cranston?

 

[Fodasme69]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

From craaaaaanston as well....and no....they r not all like her.

 

[randall146]

While we're Rhode Island circle jerking, anyone have suggestions for a good t-shirt I can get my stalkee in the FBG summer t-shirt exchange. I was thinking I'd get something from Block Island when I go out there in a few weeks. Other possible choices are Champlain's in Galilee or Matunuck Oyster Bar. Or maybe a Grab me a 'Gansett shirt of some sort

 

[PIK95]

While we're Rhode Island circle jerking, anyone have suggestions for a good t-shirt I can get my stalkee in the FBG summer t-shirt exchange. I was thinking I'd get something from Block Island when I go out there in a few weeks. Other possible choices are Champlain's in Galilee or Matunuck Oyster Bar. Or maybe a Grab me a 'Gansett shirt of some sort

I have and can get Elmwood Sports, Bonnet Shores beach club, or I love Cranston. A Newport bar shirt is always solid. Pawsox? A Restaurant on the hill? Brown, RISD? URI?

 

[Furious Styles]

If you are looking for a solid RI Tshirt then see what WBRU has for their 360 Degree Black Experience in Sound.

 

[PIK95]

If you are looking for a solid RI Tshirt then see what WBRU has for their 360 Degree Black Experience in Sound.

Do they still have the Regaee show?

 

[Sinn Fein]

The fix was in - beauty contestant resigns

I knew there was no way someone from Rhode Island could really win.

 

[Brady Marino]

The fix was in - beauty contestant resigns

I knew there was no way someone from Rhode Island could really win.

Miss Pennsylvania would have been a contenda, too. :(

 

[Furious Styles]

The fix was in - beauty contestant resigns

I knew there was no way someone from Rhode Island could really win.

Mess with a Rhode Island broad with a last name ending in a vowel at your own peril.

 

[PIK95]

The fix was in - beauty contestant resigns

I knew there was no way someone from Rhode Island could really win.

Mess with a Rhode Island broad with a last name ending in a vowel at your own peril.

This I agree with.

 

[culdeus]

She looks like the corona beer girl on the plane, but not quite as hot

 

[Chaka]

So Miss Rhode Island is a dude?

 

[Chadstroma]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

Ok, I take your challenge. Walk out of your house and take pictures of the first 10 women you see of ages 18-35 and we will judge to see how 'average' she is.ETA: I will trust you to not take pictures of the 10 hottest women you can find but a real representation of women of that age group in Rhode Island.

 

[17seconds]

She's not the type I go for and I still think she's insanely hot. That must mean something?

 

[chet]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

Ok, I take your challenge. Walk out of your house and take pictures of the first 10 women you see of ages 18-35 and we will judge to see how 'average' she is.ETA: I will trust you to not take pictures of the 10 hottest women you can find but a real representation of women of that age group in Rhode Island.

PIK thinks she's average for Cranston? He's like offdee on steroids. WTF is wrong with that kid?

 

[Chadstroma]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

Ok, I take your challenge. Walk out of your house and take pictures of the first 10 women you see of ages 18-35 and we will judge to see how 'average' she is.ETA: I will trust you to not take pictures of the 10 hottest women you can find but a real representation of women of that age group in Rhode Island.

PIK thinks she's average for Cranston? He's like offdee on steroids. WTF is wrong with that kid?

I have lived in areas with tons of hot chicks.... and she is no where near being 'average' for any of them. That is why I am giving him the opportunity to show us what Cranston has to make her 'average'. Heck, I think that even if he went looking for the 10 hottest chicks he could find she still would not be 'average' amongst them. But, we shall see the pics and judge from there if he is willing to back up his talk with action.

 

[chet]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

Ok, I take your challenge. Walk out of your house and take pictures of the first 10 women you see of ages 18-35 and we will judge to see how 'average' she is.ETA: I will trust you to not take pictures of the 10 hottest women you can find but a real representation of women of that age group in Rhode Island.

PIK thinks she's average for Cranston? He's like offdee on steroids. WTF is wrong with that kid?

I have lived in areas with tons of hot chicks.... and she is no where near being 'average' for any of them. That is why I am giving him the opportunity to show us what Cranston has to make her 'average'. Heck, I think that even if he went looking for the 10 hottest chicks he could find she still would not be 'average' amongst them. But, we shall see the pics and judge from there if he is willing to back up his talk with action.

He could cheat in the worst way and not even come close. There simply aren't enough hot chicks in RI or Cranston to make his claim true.

 

[PIK95]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

Ok, I take your challenge. Walk out of your house and take pictures of the first 10 women you see of ages 18-35 and we will judge to see how 'average' she is.ETA: I will trust you to not take pictures of the 10 hottest women you can find but a real representation of women of that age group in Rhode Island.

PIK thinks she's average for Cranston? He's like offdee on steroids. WTF is wrong with that kid?

I have lived in areas with tons of hot chicks.... and she is no where near being 'average' for any of them. That is why I am giving him the opportunity to show us what Cranston has to make her 'average'. Heck, I think that even if he went looking for the 10 hottest chicks he could find she still would not be 'average' amongst them. But, we shall see the pics and judge from there if he is willing to back up his talk with action.

He could cheat in the worst way and not even come close. There simply aren't enough hot chicks in RI or Cranston to make his claim true.

I'm not going to go start taking pics of hot chicks. I got a rep to uphold around here. Just come hang in Cranston for a bit (like Bender did) and you too can enjoy a little piece of heaven. You been to Cranston Chet?

 

[Raider Nation]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

Ok, I take your challenge. Walk out of your house and take pictures of the first 10 women you see of ages 18-35 and we will judge to see how 'average' she is.ETA: I will trust you to not take pictures of the 10 hottest women you can find but a real representation of women of that age group in Rhode Island.

PIK thinks she's average for Cranston? He's like offdee on steroids. WTF is wrong with that kid?

I have lived in areas with tons of hot chicks.... and she is no where near being 'average' for any of them. That is why I am giving him the opportunity to show us what Cranston has to make her 'average'. Heck, I think that even if he went looking for the 10 hottest chicks he could find she still would not be 'average' amongst them. But, we shall see the pics and judge from there if he is willing to back up his talk with action.

He could cheat in the worst way and not even come close. There simply aren't enough hot chicks in RI or Cranston to make his claim true.

I'm not going to go start taking pics of hot chicks. I got a rep to uphold around here. Just come hang in Cranston for a bit (like Bender did) and you too can enjoy a little piece of heaven. You been to Cranston Chet?

We've all made ridiculous statements at one time or another. Lord knows I've made my share.Just admit that calling Miss USA "average" compared to other Cranston girls was a ridiculous statement and we'll all move on.

 

[Chadstroma]

With some of the contestants, you know that they are no where near the hottest girl in the state. Some, you are sure there must be hotter... with this chick, you know absolutely that she is the hottest girl in the state without it being close.

I'm in/from/am Cranston and you couldn't be more wrong. I'm always telling you guys it's hottie central here. It's no joke. She's a pretty average Cranston girl looks wise. You can find a handful just like her at Pinkberry in Garden city any night of the week. Liz Hass was/is a below average Cranston girl fwiw.

Ok, I take your challenge. Walk out of your house and take pictures of the first 10 women you see of ages 18-35 and we will judge to see how 'average' she is.ETA: I will trust you to not take pictures of the 10 hottest women you can find but a real representation of women of that age group in Rhode Island.

PIK thinks she's average for Cranston? He's like offdee on steroids. WTF is wrong with that kid?

I have lived in areas with tons of hot chicks.... and she is no where near being 'average' for any of them. That is why I am giving him the opportunity to show us what Cranston has to make her 'average'. Heck, I think that even if he went looking for the 10 hottest chicks he could find she still would not be 'average' amongst them. But, we shall see the pics and judge from there if he is willing to back up his talk with action.

He could cheat in the worst way and not even come close. There simply aren't enough hot chicks in RI or Cranston to make his claim true.

I'm not going to go start taking pics of hot chicks. I got a rep to uphold around here. Just come hang in Cranston for a bit (like Bender did) and you too can enjoy a little piece of heaven. You been to Cranston Chet?

aka full of crapETA: Also, notice that the challenge was not to take pics of hot chicks but the women you randomly see. You obviously over reached here. Just admit it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

ADMIT YOU ORDERED THE CODE RED.