**Monday Night Football - Saints at Chiefs** (-5.5, 43) 8:15 (2 Viewers)

[TheAristocrat]

Idiot kickers.

Would you classify them as buttholes or is that a special designation?

 

[JoeJoe88]

nursing a 9 point lead against Kamara, dodged one there

 

[rockaction]

Hey @TheAristocrat , we got our 300 burger. Shaheed's two catches on this drive did it. 303.39.

The record in the league is 327. I don't think it's feasible, but it's something to cheer for.

Go Rashid!

Awesome. Your fans have been waiting for this moment and you know we have a couple questions.

How does it feel to be the best at what you do for such a long period of time?

Can you disclose the trade that almost made you quit fantasy football?

I'll hang up and listen.

I adore my public. It feels so wonderful to even be considered among the amateur greats that I can't possibly divulge the trade that almost made me quit fantasy football. I couldn't possibly remove the mythos of my magnanimity from the history books.

But I tell ya, Risto, it feels pretty damn good tonight to roll out of bed and clack away on the computer. I thought I was done for good, but I've got a smile from one ear to the other. Love ya, public. Thanks, Risto.

Keep the dream alive '24!

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

That miss keeps me alive!!!!!

Cmooooon 16-16 then OT!!!

 

[TheAristocrat]

That miss keeps me alive!!!!!

Cmooooon 16-16 then OT!!!

Between this and Mr. 300, I'm a little too invested in this game

 

[rockaction]

I roster Steele and I know Hunt's the lead guy, but Steele's a hold. He doesn't look bad at all. Didn't look bad in that Atlanta game he played a bunch, either.

 

[The Frankman]

... how the hell you you leave JuJu THAT wide open??


OH the CB fell down. OOF

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Saints might wanna consider putting someone on JuJu

 

[ShamrockPride]

Defense is traaaaaaash

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

That miss keeps me alive!!!!!

Cmooooon 16-16 then OT!!!

Between this and Mr. 300, I'm a little too invested in this game

26-16 would be fine as well.

It’s been 4 years and I’ve never won a single MNF square.

4

Years

 

[TheAristocrat]

Butker miss, INT, fumble

Butker miss, INT, fumble

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Juju just ran a mile. Wow. Cmon, hold em to a FG.

 

[travdogg]

Watch it be another Hunt TD

ETA: Close enough, wasn't Mahomes

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Facing Olave in 3 leagues has been surprisingly peaceful.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

skullduggery

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Hahahahahahahahaha

Sad trombone for Mahomes again.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Ok, well, exchange FGs and call it a game

 

[ShamrockPride]

Hunt with 23 touches at the start of the 4th.

Seems to me KC is happy with squeezing all they can out of Hunt while Pacheco recuperates in time for the playoffs.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

1FG for each of these teams and it will almost have been worth watching this mediocre football game.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Ok, well, exchange FGs and call it a game

I would be significantly financially improved from such an outcome. Yes please.

 

[Statorama]

X mom’s skirt was so high I was afraid there was going to be a wardrobe malfunction

 

[rockaction]

Mahomes over 300 yards for the night and still a terrible fantasy night. One pick.

11.72 points. Oof.

 

[The Gator]

love me a jean skirt

 

[dickey moe]

Idiot kickers.

Would you classify them as buttholes or is that a special designation?

No that designation's for Dak when he tosses INTs.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Wow, had the five-head at three years old

 

[ProstheticRGK]

X mom’s skirt was so high I was afraid there was going to be a wardrobe malfunction

Those thighs save lives

 

[chad in Indy]

Mahomes is total trash for fantasy. Leads the NFL in INTS and 22md in yards

 

[Pip's Invitation]

The good news is Juju has me within 3.1 in a game I have no business winning thanks to so many injuries and byes.

The bad news is I would have already won it had he held on to the pass that was tipped to Saunders.

 

[rockaction]

Nicky Jones is legend already.

There's Olave!

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Payton’s hairline as a little kid was… something

 

[Statorama]

Wow, had the five-head at three years old

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Cmoooooon Groupe!

 

[travdogg]

Hated that deep shot. A FG is fine here, no need to go for it all, keep getting short gains.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Kick the FG! You’re down 10!

 

[The Frankman]

Throwing up a prayer seems to be the Saints O right now.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Hated that deep shot. A FG is fine here, no need to go for it all, keep getting short gains.

Exactly.

They shoulda tried from 58

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Oh, man, he almost caught that.

Spags dialled up the zero blitz and Carr almost beat them.

 

[Lehigh98]

4th down, gotta have it, of course you throw it up to Mason Tipton.

 

[Statorama]

Throwing up a prayer seems to be the Saints O right now.

First downs are for nerds

 

[dickey moe]

Couldn't have been a better throw.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Tifton/Tipton?
Pink Slip pronto

Ball just goes right thru his arms

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

 

[travdogg]

Need just .67 more from Worthy.

 

[JoeJoe88]

Carr’s actually played pretty good. This defense is legit.

 

[Statorama]

Tifton/Tipton?
Pink Slip pronto

The Saints have been begging for someone to grab that third receiver role since the beginning of camp

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Looked like Carr took a shot on that zero blitz. Ribs maybe. He did not look happy on the ground

 

[JoeJoe88]

Tifton/Tipton?
Pink Slip pronto

Ball just goes right thru his arms

Just the Tipton.

 

[Absolutely Nothing]

Need just .67 more from Worthy.

I either hope you get it, or he fumbles a carry- that TD just put my opponent over my score, so now he can score as much as he wants. I'll feel better losing by more than just a couple points.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Kick the FG! You’re down 10!

aNaLyTiCs

 

[Statorama]

Looked like Carr took a shot on that zero blitz. Ribs maybe. He did not look happy on the ground

Might be Rattler time