Mondegreens (1 Viewer)

[Henry Ford]

Post your favorites here. 

Mine:

I've got 

two chickens to paralyze

 

[rockaction]

My friend once said that Terrell Owens spent all Super Bowl Week in a hyperbolic chamber. 

(this was the same year he declared his sprained ankle healing an act of God.)

eta* is that a malaprop or mondegreen? You decide. 

 

[matuski]

I don't know what a mondegreen is, but I bet Monsanto is behind this.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Steve Miller's "Bingo Jet had a light onnn ..."

 

[Henry Ford]

I don't know what a mondegreen is, but I bet Monsanto is behind this.

It's a misunderstood song lyric.

 

[Rustoleum]

Steve Miller's "Bingo Jet had a light onnn ..."

Friend of mine interprets this one as " big ol hairnet liner"

He also swore the Skynnard lyric is "in Birmingham, they love the gumdrop".

 

[Juxtatarot]

I thought the Beatles song "Hey Bulldog" was "Papal Dog" and that it must have been some critique of the Catholic Church.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Hold me closer Tony Danza

 

[Galileo]

Steve Miller's "Bingo Jet had a light onnn ..."

This was "Big Old Jed had a light on" for us...

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My pony plays the mamba

 

[Galileo]

There's a bathroom on the right

 

[Aerial Assault]

I don't know how "wrapped up like a doosh" was not the first thing posted. 

 

[Das Boot]

I don't know how "wrapped up like a doosh" was not the first thing posted. 

Closely followed by "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy..."

 

[sdp1226]

We skip the life and dangle

 

[mr roboto]

Rocket man, burning up his tress out there alone 

 

[Henry Ford]

Closely followed by "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy..."

And "There's a bathroom on the right"

 

[Das Boot]

And "There's a bathroom on the right"

I had to google that one...

I also listened to the song that Mondegreen originally was derived from... Lady Mondegreen really is a perfect phrase to define the term.

The song wasn't exactly an upbeat toe-tapper though.

NTTAWWT

 

[Koya]

Wrapped up like a doosh* in the middle of the night.

(cant spell correctly, it's a freakin' women's hygeine product idiots!!!)

 

[Koya]

Ahh, Louie Louie, oh oh... unintelligible mumbling that MUST be about mixed race secks drugs and other stuff that the "Kennedy Boys" get away with

 

[Henry Ford]

The girl with colitis goes by...

 

[shuke]

I don't know how "wrapped up like a doosh" was not the first thing posted. 

"Held up like a loofah"

 

[Doug B]

Mr Mister: "Gimme a laser down this road that I must travel ..."

 

[5-ish Finkle]

"She's throwin' basketballs"

 

[Henry Ford]

"She's throwin' basketballs"

No idea what song this is supposed to be.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I don't know what a mondegreen is, but I bet Monsanto is behind this.

Same as your local greens just less favorable and huge.

 

[dozer]

Larry you're my wayward son.

 

[Galileo]

Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight...

 

[5-ish Finkle]

No idea what song this is supposed to be.

Stones. "Respectable"

 

[Galileo]

Momma Mia was on TV this morning reminding me of this... "See that girl, watch her scream kicking the dancing queen..."

 

[SacramentoBob]

The girl with colitis goes by...

Came to post this.

 

[Henry Ford]

Rock the cat box.  Rock the cat box.

 

[Jayrok]

You can't catch me I'm your penpal.. I'm going back to my plow.. back to the Alamo ride in the woods, back to the moma named Joe.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Dirty deeds... THUNDER CHIEF!!!

 

[belljr]

I don't know the name of the song. I think it's Beiber. I don't even know the real words but I ruined it for my daughter. .. 

I say

Honeydew

Honeydew

Honeydew 

Cantaloupe 

 

[Mr. Ected]

My boys, on the long drive around the country last summer, tormented their little sister with their shouting out of:

"This is my FART song!!!"

Too bad the song wasn't played too much on the Sirius channel we were listening too! 

 

[joffer]

This was "Big Old Jed had a light on" for us...

"Big old wet ######...."