Mother's Day gift ideas for the ex (1 Viewer)

[Nathan R. Jessep]

What exactly do you get for someone you loathe? I usually try to get a little something for my 2 kids to give to their mother for Mother's Day. Figured I'd open it up to the FFA for suggestions. Whatcha got?

In before flaming bag of poop.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

This will be my first Mother's Day with her as The Ex. I'm going with "nothing".

 

[Apes with Guns]

your severed head in a box

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

This will be my first Mother's Day with her as The Ex. I'm going with "nothing".

I'd like to do that, but doing it more for the kids than for her. It won't be much, that's for sure.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

your severed head in a box

How much should he tip the person who delivers the box? Or does he stiff him and make her tip the guy?

 

[firstseason1988]

She's not your mom. It's your kids job, they should make something at school. You can facilitate by helping them with a craft and giving the kids a chance to earn money to buy her something. but again she is not your mom. Get her something on ex-wife gift day.

 

[zamboni]

In before flaming bag of poop.

Somehow I envision your avatar saying "you can't handle the poop!"

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

How old are your kids? Mine are 14 and 18 and I don't do anything to help them get gifts for my psycho ex wife. It's been two years since my divorce was final.

 

[Apes with Guns]

your severed head in a box

How much should he tip the person who delivers the box? Or does he stiff him and make her tip the guy?

John Doe has the upper hand!

 

[Clown Car]

That's really nice of you. Your kids will remember that kindness.

 

[SeaDogStat]

your severed head in a box

How much should he tip the person who delivers the box? Or does he stiff him and make her tip the guy?

Maybe just have the delivery guy stiff her....she might be lonely... STD Flower arrangements...the gift that keeps on giving

 

[SWC]

you know what brohan just take the high road and get her the usual like some perfumes or a plant or something normal that you would have got her before when it is all said and done you will be abel to sit back and say hey i did that one right good on me and also for any other woman you might want to date or whatever later on you are not some crazy guy obsessed with getting back at his ex so that is my word of wisdom take that to the brank brohans

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I usually get a gift card to a restaurant and tell my daughter to take her mother for a mother- daughter lunch date..

 

[Fat Nick]

Depending on how old your kids are, buy them musical instruments and tell them to play her a song all day on Mother's day. The gift of music!!!

 

[zamboni]

Depending on how old your kids are, buy them musical instruments and tell them to play her a song all day on Mother's day. The gift of music!!!

Yeah, something like this.

 

[Johnny Bing]

Don't the kids usually make something in school for Mother's Day? I know our school system always did something in art class in elementary.

I mean if you were still married I can see getting something more, but if your divorced I would think what they do in art class would suffice. Do you think she will get you a gift for Father's Day?

 

[mquinnjr]

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[Tony Jabroni]

This will be my first Mother's Day with her as The Ex. I'm going with "nothing".

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

How old are your kids? Mine are 14 and 18 and I don't do anything to help them get gifts for my psycho ex wife. It's been two years since my divorce was final.

9 and about to turn 12

 

[(HULK)]

Teach your kids to sing the entire soundtrack of Frozen and then have them serenade her ALL DAY as her gift.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I usually get a gift card to a restaurant and tell my daughter to take her mother for a mother- daughter lunch date..

solid idea, thanks

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Depending on how old your kids are, buy them musical instruments and tell them to play her a song all day on Mother's day. The gift of music!!!

drums and sax seems appropriate

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Teach your kids to sing the entire soundtrack of Frozen and then have them serenade her ALL DAY as her gift.

I like it. They already know most of the songs, so I just need to pitch the all-day serenade idea

 

[Fat Nick]

Depending on how old your kids are, buy them musical instruments and tell them to play her a song all day on Mother's day. The gift of music!!!

drums and sax seems appropriate

Agreed. And at 9 and 12, you've got the perfect age to make some "beautiful" music. Hopefully the ex lives in a nice small apartment. Better acoustics.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Don't the kids usually make something in school for Mother's Day? I know our school system always did something in art class in elementary.

I mean if you were still married I can see getting something more, but if your divorced I would think what they do in art class would suffice. Do you think she will get you a gift for Father's Day?

The younger one I think probably will make something at school this year, but not sure about the oldest.

Yeah, she usually gets the kids something to give to me. I think last year I got her a frame with a pic of the kids that I took myself. Fairly inexpensive and not too "I hate your guts." Could always do that again, just fishing for other ideas here.

 

[Jaysus]

I usually get a gift card to a restaurant and tell my daughter to take her mother for a mother- daughter lunch date..

That is a nice gesture.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

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I would go with either the gorilla or the combo pack.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

http://www.poopsenders.com/order/

I would go with either the gorilla or the combo pack.

I'm bookmarking that ####!

 

[Clifford]

As usual SWC is right, but I'd say a Bill Burr DVD.

 

[RUSF18]

Send her flowers like a gentleman.

COD, of course.

 

[Dark Matter]

http://www.poopsenders.com/order/

I would go with either the gorilla or the combo pack.

I'm bookmarking that ####!

I have received two packages of #### in the last 2 weeks. I know it's somebody in the office. So who ever is doing it the joke's over quit sending me ####. Jeff Downing Lake Grove NY

 

[sbonomo]

Healthy recipe cook book, gym membership, summers eve female products, etc.....I think you see where i am going with this.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Healthy recipe cook book, gym membership, summers eve female products, etc.....I think you see where i am going with this.

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

dammit!