BREAKING NEWS! From The raja-vishnads-aguru pigskinner's Twitter account.
In town for The NAADFBG's, His excellency warns against starting Mike Sims-Welker in fantasy football games this weekends. "I spent 4-5 hours with Mr. Welker, probing his Chi and analyzing the strength of the Feng Shui in his home. I personally observed that he didn't have the proper Chi alignment, in addition his Krakovsheetmeeter readings were off the charts, and not in a positoive way! After this careful analysis, I have determined that unless a new moon rises in the next 24 hours, that anyone relying on this individual will be sorely disappointed". It was later determined from hospital psych ward intake-commitment records that raja-vishnads-aguru (aka Joe Bob Coors of Ybor city) actually had been stalking Mike Sims-Walker with binoculars while on a 4 day peyote binge. As native Americans know, peyote provides on with a window to the soul. While this is not quite "Lionized" (Sharp/Kowalski©2009), this clearly indicates th