Murphy's Viagra :D (1 Viewer)

[DansRams]

Wonder if he share's them with Al Davis?

Rotoworld:

Raiders WR Louis Murphy was reportedly arrested Sunday morning for possession of Viagra without a valid prescription, failure to obey an officer, and non-violent resisting arrest.

All three charges are misdemeanors. Murphy was pulled over for a loud stereo, first ignoring the officer then refusing to show ID or put his hands behind his back. It was until after Murphy consented to a vehicle search that officers found 11 Viagra pills in a bottle with the label torn off because the receiver didn't want his girlfriend to know his performance was artificially enhanced. Murphy was also arrested back in 2006 for marijuana possession

 

[Couch Potato]

Clearly Murphy is not a hardened criminal, so this shouldn't be a huge problem. He did try to get rid of the evidence by swallowing it but the Viagra got stuck in his throat and he got a stiff neck. There could now be a big long court process, but once they get it up to the judge just a limp sentence. Stand erect Murphy and take it like a man!

Al's not concerned, for he swells with pride when he even thinks about Murphy.

 

[finito]

Lmao

 

[eaglesfan7]

I didn't know you could be be arrested for Viagra but I guess that's a good thing as I haven't needed it yet.

 

[UnknownCoach]

He deserves a new nickname

 

[Sweet Love]

Once the lockout ends, they should give him a bonus just for showing up to camp...imagine the ribbing he is going to take in the locker room.

 

[Couch Potato]

He deserves a new nickname

"Arrested Development"

 

[GoodLloydHaveMercy]

He deserves a new nickname

"Arrested Development"

Limp Lou.... or Limp Lou Murphy... LLMor Lou Is Limp... LIL

 

[LawFitz]

Sweet.

Ford was the play all along anyway. He and McFadden (and Miller).

 

[UnknownCoach]

Sweet.Ford was the play all along anyway. He and McFadden (and Miller).

I dont know if they can suspend players for what they do during the lockout. Wouldnt likely be more than a couple games anyways. I'm sure the NFL doesnt test for Viagra.I wouldnt count on Ford or any of the current Raider recievers staying healthy enough to be an impact fantasy player. I guess if Oakland has enough speed receivers on the team, they should have a couple healthy enough to play at a time. I guess that's why they are interested in Sims-Walker. Between Ford, DHB, Murphy, Sims-Walker, Schilens, and whoever they draft this year they could have 3-4 out with injury and still have speed on the outside. Having someone the QB can count on is different story.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I didn't know you could be be arrested for Viagra but I guess that's a good thing as I haven't needed it yet.

I highly recommend using it at least once even if you don't need it. All kinds of fun times. Or so I've heard.

 

[eaglesfan7]

He deserves a new nickname

"Arrested Development"

Haha, great nickname here.

 

[eaglesfan7]

Sweet.Ford was the play all along anyway. He and McFadden (and Miller).

I dont know if they can suspend players for what they do during the lockout. Wouldnt likely be more than a couple games anyways. I'm sure the NFL doesnt test for Viagra.I wouldnt count on Ford or any of the current Raider recievers staying healthy enough to be an impact fantasy player. I guess if Oakland has enough speed receivers on the team, they should have a couple healthy enough to play at a time. I guess that's why they are interested in Sims-Walker. Between Ford, DHB, Murphy, Sims-Walker, Schilens, and whoever they draft this year they could have 3-4 out with injury and still have speed on the outside. Having someone the QB can count on is different story.

If you draft on whether or not you think guys will remain healthy then you're in the wrong fantasy sport. Try fantasy boxing.

 

[habsfan]

At least something about him is pointing in the right direction...

 

[eaglesfan7]

At least something about him is pointing in the right direction...

Haha, good stuff in here. It's funny these responses keep going to my spam folder because of the word viagra in the subject.