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My dad didn't have to explain to me half the crap I will need to talk about now.
Where do I even start, sheesh
Where do I even start, sheesh
Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
The best free sites and how to hide your browsing history…..I’d imagine.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
First, thank you for starting a thread with outstanding schtick potential. This forum needs more of those, and you stepped up to fill the need. Well done!Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
At 12 years old, I might go with the kid's favorite video games as the analogy.Second, I think the best answer here is the cliched one. Porn isn't real life, and it's not indicative of how real people treat one another. I'm sure you can come up with a better analogy, but real sex is to porn what real bachelor parties are to The Hangover. Don't get confused between stylized escapism and real life.
I found it in his search history (even though I thought I blocked those sites on his ipad). He said his friend told him about it and he was curious. I asked him what he thought when he saw it and he said he thought it was weird. Hes 13 but so far has shown no interest in girls. Anyway, I told him the sex you see in porn is not real life and it could show sex in a demeaning light to women so I dont really want him to view it so I am going to restrict it (knowing full well if he wants to view it he will figure out a way eventually). I told him its completely normal to be curious about these things and he did nothing wrong.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
I'd suggest cautioning him about porn addition as well - the dopamine dump, especially for an un-developed adolescent brain, can absolutely lead to addiction, which leads to relationship problems down the road.I found it in his search history (even though I thought I blocked those sites on his ipad). He said his friend told him about it and he was curious. I asked him what he thought when he saw it and he said he thought it was weird. Hes 13 but so far has shown no interest in girls. Anyway, I told him the sex you see in porn is not real life and it could show sex in a demeaning light to women so I dont really want him to view it so I am going to restrict it (knowing full well if he wants to view it he will figure out a way eventually). I told him its completely normal to be curious about these things and he did nothing wrong.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
From what I can tell it was a one time thing and hes not "doing stuff" with it yet so I havent broached that subject yet. In due time.I'd suggest cautioning him about porn addition as well - the dopamine dump, especially for an un-developed adolescent brain, can absolutely lead to addiction, which leads to relationship problems down the road.I found it in his search history (even though I thought I blocked those sites on his ipad). He said his friend told him about it and he was curious. I asked him what he thought when he saw it and he said he thought it was weird. Hes 13 but so far has shown no interest in girls. Anyway, I told him the sex you see in porn is not real life and it could show sex in a demeaning light to women so I dont really want him to view it so I am going to restrict it (knowing full well if he wants to view it he will figure out a way eventually). I told him its completely normal to be curious about these things and he did nothing wrong.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
"Listen, son, if you ever actually pay for it you're a total moron..."The best free sites and how to hide your browsing history…..I’d imagine.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
Is this that new woke math I am hearing about?I'd suggest cautioning him about porn addition as well
I'd suggest cautioning him about porn addition as well - the dopamine dump, especially for an un-developed adolescent brain, can absolutely lead to addiction, which leads to relationship problems down the road.I found it in his search history (even though I thought I blocked those sites on his ipad). He said his friend told him about it and he was curious. I asked him what he thought when he saw it and he said he thought it was weird. Hes 13 but so far has shown no interest in girls. Anyway, I told him the sex you see in porn is not real life and it could show sex in a demeaning light to women so I dont really want him to view it so I am going to restrict it (knowing full well if he wants to view it he will figure out a way eventually). I told him its completely normal to be curious about these things and he did nothing wrong.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
Well, in fairness, its but a fleeting memory for many of us at our age.But I think I may need more talks as I showed him a joke with the word "bon-er" in it and he didn't know what that was. lol
The best free sites and how to hide your browsing history…..I’d imagine.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
Not as bad as me as a 4 year old. Some kid at the playground had me convinced the baby came out of it's mother's butt.My son and DIL are expecting their third boy in August. The other day, their 6 YO asked, "if mama has her mouth open while <4 YO brother> is being loud, can the baby hear it?" The more difficult questions will come in future years.
In 4th grade (IIRC, may have been third or whatever), I went up to my teacher to ask her to tell my friend that he was wrong about where babies came from. She asked me to tell her what he said. I told her what he said. She gave a little smile and told me she was calling my mom.Not as bad as me as a 4 year old. Some kid at the playground had me convinced the baby came out of it's mother's butt.My son and DIL are expecting their third boy in August. The other day, their 6 YO asked, "if mama has her mouth open while <4 YO brother> is being loud, can the baby hear it?" The more difficult questions will come in future years.
First, thank you for starting a thread with outstanding schtick potential. This forum needs more of those, and you stepped up to fill the need. Well done!Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
Second, I think the best answer here is the cliched one. Porn isn't real life, and it's not indicative of how real people treat one another. I'm sure you can come up with a better analogy, but real sex is to porn what real bachelor parties are to The Hangover. Don't get confused between stylized escapism and real life.
You need to work on your storytelling to get to a better climax, I mean…in the writingIn 9th grade typing class, one of my friends told me to save a file with the name "bigcock". Like bigcock.doc. Naturally, I just went ahead and did it. We had this absolutely banging teacher named Ms Barr, like 30-something blonde with a great body, very sultry etc. Wore nice blouses tucked into dress pants that really showed off her form.
Next day she calls me to her desk. My friend starts laughing hysterically at the ground from his chair. She looks at the file on her screen then looks up at me and says 'you can't name files stuff like that'. Swear I saw the slightest little wry smile the way she looked at & talked to me. It was a little embarrassing but it was also pretty cool in a way. Not sure what we were going for with that but I'll never forget that look.
No advice here- just wanna say that's a wild time for boys and I don't envy you at all
I'd suggest cautioning him about porn addition as well - the dopamine dump, especially for an un-developed adolescent brain, can absolutely lead to addiction, which leads to relationship problems down the road.I found it in his search history (even though I thought I blocked those sites on his ipad). He said his friend told him about it and he was curious. I asked him what he thought when he saw it and he said he thought it was weird. Hes 13 but so far has shown no interest in girls. Anyway, I told him the sex you see in porn is not real life and it could show sex in a demeaning light to women so I dont really want him to view it so I am going to restrict it (knowing full well if he wants to view it he will figure out a way eventually). I told him its completely normal to be curious about these things and he did nothing wrong.Great idea about the car.Ive had to talk to my son about porn. It wasnt as uncomfortable as I expected it to be. I heard its good to talk to them while driving in the car so you dont have to make eye contact which could make them uncomfortable and unwilling to open up. Just be honest. Its really not a big deal. The kid probably knows a ton already.
What did you say to your kid about porn?
Well?My son and DIL are expecting their third boy in August. The other day, their 6 YO asked, "if mama has her mouth open while <4 YO brother> is being loud, can the baby hear it?" The more difficult questions will come in future years.
Not everyone has seen Porky's.You need to work on your storytelling to get to a better climax, I mean…in the writingIn 9th grade typing class, one of my friends told me to save a file with the name "bigcock". Like bigcock.doc. Naturally, I just went ahead and did it. We had this absolutely banging teacher named Ms Barr, like 30-something blonde with a great body, very sultry etc. Wore nice blouses tucked into dress pants that really showed off her form.
Next day she calls me to her desk. My friend starts laughing hysterically at the ground from his chair. She looks at the file on her screen then looks up at me and says 'you can't name files stuff like that'. Swear I saw the slightest little wry smile the way she looked at & talked to me. It was a little embarrassing but it was also pretty cool in a way. Not sure what we were going for with that but I'll never forget that look.
No advice here- just wanna say that's a wild time for boys and I don't envy you at all
Also, in 9th grade you didn’t realize what big **** meant?
Well, what? I will add that the other day my wife scolded the 4 year old ..so he pulled down his pants and waggled his wiener. How do they learn these things? Creepy as he is, Blippi doesn’t do that.Well?My son and DIL are expecting their third boy in August. The other day, their 6 YO asked, "if mama has her mouth open while <4 YO brother> is being loud, can the baby hear it?" The more difficult questions will come in future years.
I don't feel tardy.In 9th grade typing class, one of my friends told me to save a file with the name "bigcock". Like bigcock.doc. Naturally, I just went ahead and did it. We had this absolutely banging teacher named Ms Barr, like 30-something blonde with a great body, very sultry etc. Wore nice blouses tucked into dress pants that really showed off her form.
Next day she calls me to her desk. My friend starts laughing hysterically at the ground from his chair. She looks at the file on her screen then looks up at me and says 'you can't name files stuff like that'. Swear I saw the slightest little wry smile the way she looked at & talked to me. It was a little embarrassing but it was also pretty cool in a way. Not sure what we were going for with that but I'll never forget that look.
No advice here- just wanna say that's a wild time for boys and I don't envy you at all
@Clown Car - this ever happen to you?Well, what? I will add that the other day my wife scolded the 4 year old ..so he pulled down his pants and waggled his wiener. How do they learn these things? Creepy as he is, Blippi doesn’t do that.Well?My son and DIL are expecting their third boy in August. The other day, their 6 YO asked, "if mama has her mouth open while <4 YO brother> is being loud, can the baby hear it?" The more difficult questions will come in future years.
Not intentionally.@Clown Car - this ever happen to you?Well, what? I will add that the other day my wife scolded the 4 year old ..so he pulled down his pants and waggled his wiener. How do they learn these things? Creepy as he is, Blippi doesn’t do that.Well?My son and DIL are expecting their third boy in August. The other day, their 6 YO asked, "if mama has her mouth open while <4 YO brother> is being loud, can the baby hear it?" The more difficult questions will come in future years.