my gf is mad at me! (1 Viewer)

[DSP]

I really put my foot in my mouth tonight. Ive been seeing this woman for a few months. Im in love but I havent told her yet and I think she feels the same way.

Before we had sex we had both been tested since our last relationships. Earlier today this had come up in conversation and she told me she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met.

I had a really bad day today and I started freaking out. More so about her not knowing if shes clean than the one night stand. I go off basically scolding her and when im done she told me she used a condom with him but was tested 6 months ago after her ex bf.

I calmed down and apologized......but obviously im upset about hearing about this, I would have rather not have known.

Now shes mad at me and said I basically called her a "lying dirty whore" but in much nicer language

I apologized several times for overeacting after having a bad day. Now she says its fine and not toworry and she doesnt want to talk abput Iit anymore

But of course she must be upset. How do I smooth this over? Or is it over?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Its never over.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

 

[Dentist]

Ejaculate in her hair

 

[Witz]

I blame the American public education system.

 

[DSP]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

Please be joking

 

[phrozen]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

pretty sure it = info in all circumstances

 

[Big Cat]

Tell her she's not lying or dirty.

 

[Soulfly3]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

Please be joking

She'll bring this up for the entirety of your relationship. End it now

And start hiding money

 

[DSP]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

pretty sure it = info in all circumstances

"It" meant the relationship

 

[DSP]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

Please be joking

She'll bring this up for the entirety of your relationship. End it nowAnd start hiding money

We arent married. Ill never do that again

 

[DSP]

Tell her she's not lying or dirty.

I did I apologized profusely

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Did she let the other guy poop on her?

 

[Soulfly3]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

Please be joking

She'll bring this up for the entirety of your relationship. End it nowAnd start hiding money

We arent married.

And never will be. She's gonna angry bang one of her exes.

Warning you now bro

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

About the lieing whore thing... what did you say, exactly?

 

[Witz]

Wait a second - you mean she hooked up with someone before she even met you? Well that changes everything. Did you guys meet during Rumspringa?

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

... she told me she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met....but obviously im upset about hearing about this, I would have rather not have known.

Here's the thing, if she's telling you, that's good.

It's when they don't tell you that's a problem.

 

[DSP]

About the lieing whore thing... what did you say, exactly?

Basically I said " you banged some guy you barely knew off the internet and didnt get tested and then slept with me? Dammit! God knows who this guy is! You think you are the only girl he was seeing"?

Thats the extent of how nasty I got and after that she said " I dont know what to say.....you just called me a lying dirty whore"

Thats very close to verbatim

 

[Dr Oadi]

I really put my foot in my mouth tonight. Ive been seeing this woman for a few months. Im in love but I havent told her yet and I think she feels the same way.

Before we had sex we had both been tested since our last relationships. Earlier today this had come up in conversation and she told me she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met.

I had a really bad day today and I started freaking out. More so about her not knowing if shes clean than the one night stand. I go off basically scolding her and when im done she told me she used a condom with him but was tested 6 months ago after her ex bf.

I calmed down and apologized......but obviously im upset about hearing about this, I would have rather not have known.

Now shes mad at me and said I basically called her a "lying dirty whore" but in much nicer language

I apologized several times for overeacting after having a bad day. Now she says its fine and not toworry and she doesnt want to talk abput Iit anymore

But of course she must be upset. How do I smooth this over? Or is it over?

So she lied to you about being tested and clean yet you are feeling guilty? Sheesh when did men lose their balls?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

His name's not Ron is it?

 

[Mario Kart]

Go to the mall and buy the biggest diamond you can afford. Give it to her tonight. Problem solved.

 

[Soulfly3]

... she told me she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met.

...but obviously im upset about hearing about this, I would have rather not have known.

Here's the thing, if she's telling you, that's good.

It's when they don't tell you that's a problem.

Shes telling him about that one. But not about the one that happened last week.

Shes semi relieving herself of guilt

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Go to the mall and buy the biggest diamond you can afford. Give it to her tonight. Problem solved.

Kobe?

 

[DSP]

Wait a second - you mean she hooked up with someone before she even met you? Well that changes everything. Did you guys meet during Rumspringa?

It was the week we had started talking to each other. I was more mad that at first I thought she lied abput being clean when she didnt really know. After I freaked out she informed me she used a condom

 

[Soulfly3]

And why hasnt anyone asked...

Notice any pimples on your shaft?

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

Please be joking

It might not ***officially*** end for another few years, but it's effectively over now.

 

[Apple Jack]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

Please be joking

She'll bring this up for the entirety of your relationship. End it nowAnd start hiding money

We arent married. Ill never do that again

Yeah, not many people are going to believe that. Certainly not a woman who has been around the block. A few months is infancy and you're already getting wiggy with jealousy? Wigging on her having sex with somebody before you were hanging out? Not good for you, brochacho. The only thing to do is to throw it in her shooter.

 

[DSP]

I really put my foot in my mouth tonight. Ive been seeing this woman for a few months. Im in love but I havent told her yet and I think she feels the same way.

Before we had sex we had both been tested since our last relationships. Earlier today this had come up in conversation and she told me she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met.

I had a really bad day today and I started freaking out. More so about her not knowing if shes clean than the one night stand. I go off basically scolding her and when im done she told me she used a condom with him but was tested 6 months ago after her ex bf.

I calmed down and apologized......but obviously im upset about hearing about this, I would have rather not have known.

Now shes mad at me and said I basically called her a "lying dirty whore" but in much nicer language

I apologized several times for overeacting after having a bad day. Now she says its fine and not toworry and she doesnt want to talk abput Iit anymore

But of course she must be upset. How do I smooth this over? Or is it over?

So she lied to you about being tested and clean yet you are feeling guilty? Sheesh when did men lose their balls?

She didnt I thought that is what she meant

 

[DSP]

Or is it over?

If by "it" you mean the relationship, then yes, it's over.

Please be joking

She'll bring this up for the entirety of your relationship. End it nowAnd start hiding money

We arent married. Ill never do that again

Yeah, not many people are going to believe that. Certainly not a woman who has been around the block. A few months is infancy and you're already getting wiggy with jealousy? Wigging on her having sex with somebody before you were hanging out? Not good for you, brochacho. The only thing to do is to throw it in her shooter.

Throw it in her shooter?

 

[FatMax]

Now shes mad at me and said I basically called her a "lying dirty whore"

Yeah, that's bad. You don't even know for sure that she's dirty.

 

[DSP]

And why hasnt anyone asked...

Notice any pimples on your shaft?

No

 

[DSP]

Now shes mad at me and said I basically called her a "lying dirty whore"

Yeah, that's bad. You don't even know for sure that she's dirty.

That isnt exactly what I said......I posted the nearly exact part of the conversation above

 

[Soulfly3]

And why hasnt anyone asked...

Notice any pimples on your shaft?

No

Strange smells or yellow discharge?

Do what was reccomended above. Blast it in her shooter and name the kid Ron.

 

[sports_fan]

Who's hottest?

 

[Apple Jack]

There is a very fine line between insecure, creepy jealousy and simply marking your territory. Be careful how you let this play out.

 

[Dr Oadi]

Who's hottest?

The one on the clowns right.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Who's hottest?

1

3

4

2

 

[DSP]

And why hasnt anyone asked...

Notice any pimples on your shaft?

No

Strange smells or yellow discharge?Do what was reccomended above. Blast it in her shooter and name the kid Ron.

No my junk is fine so far

She doesnt want kids

 

[DocHolliday]

Tell her your sorry again and quit talking about it. If she brings up this issue again, end it.

 

[DSP]

She hasnt changed her FB relationship status yet

 

[DSP]

Tell her your sorry again and quit talking about it. If she brings up this issue again, end it.

Ive never had a relationship longer than 8 months.Dont they hold on to this stuff?

 

[Soulfly3]

She hasnt changed her FB relationship status yet

She hasnt stated that shes in a relationship w you on FB?

That's the first thing chicks do

It's over

 

[fantasycurse42]

I think a gun would help smooth this situation over

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

About the lieing whore thing... what did you say, exactly?

Basically I said " you banged some guy you barely knew off the internet and didnt get tested and then slept with me? Dammit! God knows who this guy is! You think you are the only girl he was seeing"?

Thats the extent of how nasty I got and after that she said " I dont know what to say.....you just called me a lying dirty whore"

Thats very close to verbatim

Hm.

You may have had a point, though, no?

She may not have "lied" but then she didn't tell you - then. She did tell you now, which is good.

She did have a 1-nighter, which is kind of (NTTAWWT) you know "bad girl" behavior let's say.

You also said:

she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met.

So this happened a week before you met, how long after you met did you and her first get it on?

 

[DSP]

About the lieing whore thing... what did you say, exactly?

Basically I said " you banged some guy you barely knew off the internet and didnt get tested and then slept with me? Dammit! God knows who this guy is! You think you are the only girl he was seeing"?Thats the extent of how nasty I got and after that she said " I dont know what to say.....you just called me a lying dirty whore"

Thats very close to verbatim

Hm.

You may have had a point, though, no?

She may not have "lied" but then she didn't tell you - then. She did tell you now, which is good.

She did have a 1-nighter, which is kind of (NTTAWWT) you know "bad girl" behavior let's say.

You also said:

she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met.

So this happened a week before you met, how long after you met did you and her first get it on?

A month in

 

[Apple Jack]

Tell her your sorry again and quit talking about it. If she brings up this issue again, end it.

Ive never had a relationship longer than 8 months.Dont they hold on to this stuff?

Not for the event, but the broader behavioral tell. Although, the event is also in the bank. So get up in that ### now while you can.

 

[DSP]

She hasnt changed her FB relationship status yet

She hasnt stated that shes in a relationship w you on FB?That's the first thing chicks do

It's over

She did put it on fb. I meant she didnt change it back to single

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

About the lieing whore thing... what did you say, exactly?

Basically I said " you banged some guy you barely knew off the internet and didnt get tested and then slept with me? Dammit! God knows who this guy is! You think you are the only girl he was seeing"?Thats the extent of how nasty I got and after that she said " I dont know what to say.....you just called me a lying dirty whore"

Thats very close to verbatim

Hm.

You may have had a point, though, no?

She may not have "lied" but then she didn't tell you - then. She did tell you now, which is good.

She did have a 1-nighter, which is kind of (NTTAWWT) you know "bad girl" behavior let's say.

You also said:

she had a one night stand with a guy about a week before we met.

So this happened a week before you met, how long after you met did you and her first get it on?

A month in

Yeah, see I think that's a problem.

(Unless she absolutely knew the guy and knew he was disease free, but a one nighter usually implies a stranger).

 

[FatMax]

Now shes mad at me and said I basically called her a "lying dirty whore"

Yeah, that's bad. You don't even know for sure that she's dirty.

That isnt exactly what I said......I posted the nearly exact part of the conversation above

 

[The General]

Visit the "slept with a prostitute thread" reenact 2 or 3 of your favorite posts and call it even.