my gf is mad at me! (1 Viewer)

[DSP]

Tell her the truth - knowing she was hot to nail this other guy immediately and that she could keep her panties on for a month with you makes you feel unattractive and, frankly, like not much of a man. Cry a little bit. Then she'll really respect you again.

It only took that long because I only see her once a week because of the distanceShe chose me over this guy......and not for my money or social standing thats for sure

Oh. So she met up with that guy four times first?

Yeah

Then what the #### is your problem?

I thought she had unprotected sex with him and then me and I was upset she would expose me to that risk......but she didnt

You had unprotected sex with her on your 4th date?

No our second date. It was fourth with the guy before me

 

[DocHolliday]

I like how this guy keeps score.

"My new GF likes me the best out of all the guys that she is banging because I banged her on the 2nd date instead of the 4th".

If the OP was so worried about the risks of unprotected sex, he would be wearing a condom even with his new love-of-his life. And, after reading the story about his marriage to his whore-wife, you would think he would definitely wear a condom.

 

[Henry Ford]

Tell her the truth - knowing she was hot to nail this other guy immediately and that she could keep her panties on for a month with you makes you feel unattractive and, frankly, like not much of a man. Cry a little bit. Then she'll really respect you again.

It only took that long because I only see her once a week because of the distanceShe chose me over this guy......and not for my money or social standing thats for sure

Oh. So she met up with that guy four times first?

Yeah

Then what the #### is your problem?

I thought she had unprotected sex with him and then me and I was upset she would expose me to that risk......but she didnt

You had unprotected sex with her on your 4th date?

No our second date. It was fourth with the guy before me

You said you waited a month because you could only see her once a week.

 

[VA703]

did you have her compare performance with you to the one nighter? that's a good start, then ask what exactly they did.

 

[MCguidance]

Is this the girl in Arizona?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Is this the girl in Arizona?

If she asks to shower with you and comes armed with a water bottle, watch out.

 

[Witz]

What's a condom?

It's a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun.

 

[Terpman22]

Over/under age of OP: 22.5

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Over/under age of OP: 22.5

The marriage thread has him at 30.

 

[DocHolliday]

Over/under age of OP: 22.5

The marriage thread has him at 30.

Which is surprising. He should have a little more wisdom.

 

[McGarnicle]

I hear Walgreens is hiring.

 

[Timmay]

Dump her immediately before she tells you its over. After the breakup, tell her you had the aids all along. She will therefore go get tested, then you can get back with her after being tested and everything will be back to new....she wont be upset with you at all, unless you actually have the aids.

 

[Terpman22]

Over/under age of OP: 22.5

The marriage thread has him at 30.

Didn't read it. That fact makes me want to read it less. No hope for this guy...just bang hookers bro.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Over/under age of OP: 22.5

The marriage thread has him at 30.

Didn't read it. That fact makes me want to read it less. No hope for this guy...just bang hookers bro.

Dont necessarily disagree. I just wanted to fill in that piece of information for you.

 

[Ghost Rider]

Yeah, it's hard to believe that a girl who sleeps with guys on the 2nd date would be an STD risk.

 

[Terpman22]

In NY of all places. Its like way past the 90's now. Girls/guys = all sluts.

 

[fred_1_15301]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

 

[DSP]

I like how this guy keeps score.

"My new GF likes me the best out of all the guys that she is banging because I banged her on the 2nd date instead of the 4th".

If the OP was so worried about the risks of unprotected sex, he would be wearing a condom even with his new love-of-his life. And, after reading the story about his marriage to his whore-wife, you would think he would definitely wear a condom.

Oh I had forgit to mebtion my ex was on the pill and dudnt tell me she went off it

My gf doesbt wabt kids

Pulling out has never failed me before

 

[Rick James]

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[DSP]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpreting

We made up

 

[DSP]

Over/under age of OP: 22.5

The marriage thread has him at 30.

Didn't read it. That fact makes me want to read it less. No hope for this guy...just bang hookers bro.

Dont necessarily disagree. I just wanted to fill in that piece of information for you.

She was in a 3 year relationship prior and hadnt dated for about 8 mobths til recently

We talked daily for a month before we started hanging out

 

[fred_1_15301]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpreting

We made up

Serious question-- do you trust this girl going forward? I think it's likely she cheats on you and probably has unprotected sex again.

 

[DSP]

Is this the girl in Arizona?

If she asks to shower with you and comes armed with a water bottle, watch out.

No my ex wife is in arizona last I heard

 

[DSP]

Tell her the truth - knowing she was hot to nail this other guy immediately and that she could keep her panties on for a month with you makes you feel unattractive and, frankly, like not much of a man. Cry a little bit. Then she'll really respect you again.

It only took that long because I only see her once a week because of the distanceShe chose me over this guy......and not for my money or social standing thats for sure

Oh. So she met up with that guy four times first?

Yeah

Then what the #### is your problem?

I thought she had unprotected sex with him and then me and I was upset she would expose me to that risk......but she didnt

You had unprotected sex with her on your 4th date?

No our second date. It was fourth with the guy before me

You said you waited a month because you could only see her once a week.

We talked for a month before meeting

 

[DSP]

did you have her compare performance with you to the one nighter? that's a good start, then ask what exactly they did.

Dont have to. I know im better and larger. She orgasms constantly with me

When I come over she jumps me immediatly

 

[Apple Jack]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpreting

We made up

Serious question-- do you trust this girl going forward? I think it's likely she cheats on you and probably has unprotected sex again.

Why do you think this?

 

[DSP]

Over/under age of OP: 22.5

The marriage thread has him at 30.

Which is surprising. He should have a little more wisdom.

Didnt have much relationship experience before getting married 2 years ago. Since then ive stepped up my game and been with a lot of women

 

[McGarnicle]

Not sure if I was naïve or just really lucky, but I was a complete whore in my 20's and 30's, rarely wore condoms and never caught anything. I was dating white professional women for the most part. My birth control consisted of splooging in the girl's mouth or on her face or chest.

 

[DSP]

Not sure if I was naïve or just really lucky, but I was a complete whore in my 20's and 30's, rarely wore condoms and never caught anything. I was dating white professional women for the most part. My birth control consisted of splooging in the girl's mouth or on her face or chest.

I like the mouth myself. One of the reasons im crazy about my new girl is because she swallows

I was quite the man whore for a year and a half after kicking my wife out

 

[DSP]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpretingWe made up

Serious question-- do you trust this girl going forward? I think it's likely she cheats on you and probably has unprotected sex again.

Why do you think this?

She didnt cheat on me to begin with

 

[Soulfly3]

At least physical description and maybe scale to know what we're dealing with.

5'4 black hair , thick

To me shes an 8

I like the mouth myself. One of the reasons im crazy about my new girl is because she swallows

Your honor, I present Exhibit A in the case of DSP's GF v Men DSP doesn't know about

 

[DSP]

At least physical description and maybe scale to know what we're dealing with.

5'4 black hair , thickTo me shes an 8

I like the mouth myself. One of the reasons im crazy about my new girl is because she swallows

Your honor, I present Exhibit A in the case of DSP's GF v Men DSP doesn't know about

I know she has done it before. She has been more than honest enough with me that I dont believe she would hurt me. I treat her like a princess

 

[Soulfly3]

protein is key for bulking.

does she lift, bro?

 

[DSP]

protein is key for bulking.

does she lift, bro?

No but im trying to get her out and exercising a bit more. Shes very reclusive because her anxiety disorder is worse than mine. Im doing everything I can to help her overcome it

I dont want her to be skinny. I like a girl with some cushion for the pushin

Im 6 foot 215 so its hard for me to sleep with skinny women because I cant be too rough with them

 

[Soulfly3]

protein is key for bulking.

does she lift, bro?

No but im trying to get her out and exercising a bit more. Shes very reclusive because her anxiety disorder is worse than mine. Im doing everything I can to help her overcome it

I dont want her to be skinny. I like a girl with some cushion for the pushin

Im 6 foot 215 so its hard for me to sleep with skinny women because I cant be too rough with them

You could just buy her a shake-weight, so she could do some exercise in home.

 

[Ghost Rider]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpreting

We made up

Is that code for "We had unprotected anal sex"?

 

[DSP]

protein is key for bulking.

does she lift, bro?

No but im trying to get her out and exercising a bit more. Shes very reclusive because her anxiety disorder is worse than mine. Im doing everything I can to help her overcome itI dont want her to be skinny. I like a girl with some cushion for the pushin

Im 6 foot 215 so its hard for me to sleep with skinny women because I cant be too rough with them

You could just buy her a shake-weight, so she could do some exercise in home.

Im her shake weight

 

[DSP]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpretingWe made up

Is that code for "We had unprotected anal sex"?

No way I would never do a girl in the bum. I dont understand sticking my favorite body part in a sewage pipe with a better and cleaner hole is 2 inches away

 

[Soulfly3]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpretingWe made up

Is that code for "We had unprotected anal sex"?

No way I would never do a girl in the bum. I dont understand sticking my favorite body part in a sewage pipe with a better and cleaner hole is 2 inches away

The jury is still out on this one, in this case.

 

[DSP]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpretingWe made up

Is that code for "We had unprotected anal sex"?

No way I would never do a girl in the bum. I dont understand sticking my favorite body part in a sewage pipe with a better and cleaner hole is 2 inches away

The jury is still out on this one, in this case.

My girl is clean as a whistle. Eating her out is a pleasure

If a womans beav is anything less than immaculate im out the door

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

Ive never had a relationship longer than 8 months.Dont they hold on to this stuff?

We arent married. Ill never do that again

Wat

Edit: Looks like someone else brought it up.

 

[DSP]

Ive never had a relationship longer than 8 months.Dont they hold on to this stuff?

We arent married. Ill never do that again

WatEdit: Looks like someone else brought it up.

Refer to the "my marriage story" thread for full details

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpretingWe made up

Is that code for "We had unprotected anal sex"?

No way I would never do a girl in the bum. I dont understand sticking my favorite body part in a sewage pipe with a better and cleaner hole is 2 inches away

The jury is still out on this one, in this case.

My girl is clean as a whistle. Eating her out is a pleasureIf a womans beav is anything less than immaculate im out the door

Okay, so we've determined that you're white.

 

[DSP]

I don't understand why you apologized to her in the first place. Based on the way you've described her, she's clearly a dirty whore. You didn't even call her that and you're still apologizing

She apologized too for misinterpretingWe made up

Is that code for "We had unprotected anal sex"?

No way I would never do a girl in the bum. I dont understand sticking my favorite body part in a sewage pipe with a better and cleaner hole is 2 inches away

The jury is still out on this one, in this case.

My girl is clean as a whistle. Eating her out is a pleasureIf a womans beav is anything less than immaculate im out the door

Okay, so we've determined that you're white.

I pointed that out in the marriage thread