My karate thread (1 Viewer)

[DSP]

Since you wont stop it is now a reality.......I have now actually made a karate thread

For the record I dont like karate......im more of a judo guy

Discuss

 

[zoonation]

Crane Technique

If do right, no can defense.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Crane Technique

If do right, no can defense.

The guy from the Karate Kid II defensed it just fine.

 

[Mr. Cross]

Since you wont stop it is now a reality.......I have now actually made a karate thread

For the record I dont like karate......im more of a judo guy

Discuss

I would make you cry for your mama.

 

[Tom Servo]

Kendo stance

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Karate? The Dane Cook of Martial Arts?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Did you grind some yellow belts today?

 

[LinusMarr]

Since you wont stop it is now a reality.......I have now actually made a karate thread

For the record I dont like karate......im more of a judo guy

Discuss

Judo is gay, blouses....

 

[belljr]

DSP what color belt are you?

I am currently a red belt.....

 

[playin4beer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0\

You're the best......A-ROUND

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Have you ever screamed out, "ROADHOUSE" after a really good scissor kick?

 

[DSP]

My belt is urban camo color

 

[Scoresman]

DSP what color belt are you?

I am currently a red belt.....

why do you have to bring color into this discussion?

 

[northern exposure]

Not bad. Your previous Karate thread was much better though, why didn't you just bring it back?

 

[belljr]

DSP what color belt are you?

I am currently a red belt.....

why do you have to bring color into this discussion?

wanted to see how serious he was

 

[Dentist]

Kreese: What do we study here?

Karate Class: THE WAY OF THE FIST SIR.

Kreese: And what is that way?

Karate Class: STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.

Kreese: I can't hear you.

Karate Class: STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR.

 

[Dentist]

My belt is urban camo color

$3.98 JC penny?

 

[Sarnoff]

This thread will only get deleted, just like your first one.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WATAAAAAA!!!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This thread will only get deleted, just like your first one.

Remember in that first one when he was talking about "unleashing fury?" That was edge of your seat stuff there.

 

[LinusMarr]

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WATAAAAAA!!!

Thats kind of racist, kinda....

 

[SacramentoBob]

Have you ever screamed out, "ROADHOUSE" after a really good scissor kick?

How about after scissoring a yellow belt?

 

[belljr]

obviously he does not practice either, such a shame to lie on a message board

Spoiler

there is no red belt in US judo

 

[DSP]

My belt is urban camo color

$3.98 JC penny?

Provably. Its canvas. My leather belt broke. Ive had this one a while and I do shop at JC Penney

 

[johnnycakes]

My link.

 

[DSP]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

 

[Stinger Ray]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

That's not a bad thing

 

[northern exposure]

This thread will only get deleted, just like your first one.

Remember in that first one when he was talking about "unleashing fury?" That was edge of your seat stuff there.

He also had the line about pitying the fools and suckers that got in his way because they had no idea of the hell they were about to face. Or something like that. I can't remember the exact words. It is just a real shame the original thread was deleted or I could go back and accurately quote the genius of it.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

The mods are people too... You can write whatever, if they enjoy the story you'll be fine... It'll be much more entertaining if you do say offensive stuff.

 

[Zow]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

I see no downside here.

 

[northern exposure]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

You are over the probationary 1,000 post count now, so a different set of rules applies to you. I say go for it.

 

[DSP]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

The mods are people too... You can write whatever, if they enjoy the story you'll be fine... It'll be much more entertaining if you do say offensive stuff.

I wont be offensive. Will it be ok if I just tell what the black people did to me?

 

[Zow]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

The mods are people too... You can write whatever, if they enjoy the story you'll be fine... It'll be much more entertaining if you do say offensive stuff.

I wont be offensive. Will it be ok if I just tell what the black people did to me?

Every single one of them? That may take some time, but sure...

 

[northern exposure]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

The mods are people too... You can write whatever, if they enjoy the story you'll be fine... It'll be much more entertaining if you do say offensive stuff.

"if they enjoy the story"??? Have you not been following along, how could it possibly end any other way than the mods giving it a standing ovation. Have you read none of DSP's 1,000 or so posts?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

The mods are people too... You can write whatever, if they enjoy the story you'll be fine... It'll be much more entertaining if you do say offensive stuff.

I wont be offensive. Will it be ok if I just tell what the black people did to me?

It would be best to warn the black posters there may be some offensive stuff inside the thread before posting... In the title something like "whites only in this thread" should get the message across.

 

[northern exposure]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

The mods are people too... You can write whatever, if they enjoy the story you'll be fine... It'll be much more entertaining if you do say offensive stuff.

I wont be offensive. Will it be ok if I just tell what the black people did to me?

Yes. But even if you have to stretch the truth a bit, be sure to include some karate in the story for your many fans. TIA.

 

[[icon]]

Im ready to type my racism story but im worried about getting banned. Will it be ok as long as I dont say anything offensive?

I dont know what to do

The mods are people too... You can write whatever, if they enjoy the story you'll be fine... It'll be much more entertaining if you do say offensive stuff.

I wont be offensive. Will it be ok if I just tell what the black people did to me?

Every single one of them? That may take some time, but sure...

well played, woz

 

[DSP]

You guys really hate me this much just for posting on your board?

 

[fantasycurse42]

You guys really hate me this much just for posting on your board?

I thought I gave you good advice

Whatever man.

 

[DSP]

Im apprehensive about podting the story. I dont want to be banned. I love you guys

 

[northern exposure]

Im apprehensive about podting the story. I dont want to be banned. I love you guys

Damn it. Is it getting dusty in here or is just me that's tearing up.

 

[DSP]

Ok ill just go for it. I promised you guys the story and im going to keep that promise

 

[zoonation]

Crane Technique

If do right, no can defense.

The guy from the Karate Kid II defensed it just fine.

Daniel-san rushed the move. He was really nervous knowing he could die if he lost the match.

If Miyagi says there's no defence if done right, I for one believe him.

 

[[icon]]

Ok ill just go for it. I promised you guys the story and im going to keep that promise

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ok ill just go for it. I promised you guys the story and im going to keep that promise

Here and gone.

 

[[icon]]

Ok ill just go for it. I promised you guys the story and im going to keep that promise

Here and gone.

cliffs notes?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ok ill just go for it. I promised you guys the story and im going to keep that promise

Here and gone.

cliffs notes?

Uhh....Well, there were several Cliffs, actually.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ok ill just go for it. I promised you guys the story and im going to keep that promise

Here and gone.

cliffs notes?

PM sent

 

[Lutherman2112]

Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking mother####er! So get outta my face!

 

[Zow]

Ok ill just go for it. I promised you guys the story and im going to keep that promise

Totally rational explanation for hating a race. Best argument since skee-lo… you know, if skee-lo were white.