My phone number is listed on an escort service (1 Viewer)

[meatwad1]

This is sort of a funny story...last week I started to gets calls and texts from places like Monterrey and Salinas, California which I now know is near San Fran. People were asking me at all hours of the day whether I was available for incall, outcall, one guy even asked if I did foot fetish stuff.

I don't know if someone is playing a prank on me or if the escort mis-typed the phone number on the websites. If it is a prank, it is actually a pretty good one. Super annoying. I might have to actually change my number if this does not let up.

 

[spOOfy]

so do you do foot fetish or not?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Any calls asking if you'll take a chest dump?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

so do you do foot fetish or not?

The 1 in meatwad1 stands for "big toe only"

 

[HughHoney]

How much you charge for a blumpkin?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot. I thought I was just doing great with you

 

[Henry Ford]

Good plan. Now if you get caught, you'll have this thread already typed up so you can tell the police it was all a mistake.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I've missed you buddy.

 

[Koya]

WTF is asking about fetishes? Gotta know you can't get into explicit talk on the phone.

Freakin' amateurs.

 

[meatwad1]

Here is the stock text I have been giving back to people since yesterday.

"This is KSBW news (real news station that I looked up). You have just been caught soliciting an underage prostitute. This number will be forwarded to the local authorities and you can expect a follow up interview sometime in the middle of next week for our human trafficking story we are running later this month".

Some of the guys are actually pretty freaked out, like they are sending messages back trying to un-implicate themselves from this sordid business.

I got one guy pretty good when said that I was Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator: Texting Edition"

 

[mquinnjr]

Here is the stock text I have been giving back to people since yesterday.

"This is KSBW news (real news station that I looked up). You have just been caught soliciting an underage prostitute. This number will be forwarded to the local authorities and you can expect a follow up interview sometime in the middle of next week for our human trafficking story we are running later this month".

Some of the guys are actually pretty freaked out, like they are sending messages back trying to un-implicate themselves from this sordid business.

I got one guy pretty good when said that I was Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator: Texting Edition"

They need to do this anyways, but good work here!

Once you figure out who pranked you, for incall, use their place of work.

 

[eoMMan]

How many roses?

 

[JHuber77]

 

[sdp1226]

Face - 8/10

Body - 9/10

Service - 4/10

While meatwad1 is super hot, the service was rushed and lacked any emotion. Will not repeat.

Total damage - $50, no tip

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

GFE?

 

[eoMMan]

BBBJNQNSCIM?

 

[SIDA!]

This is sort of a funny story...last week I started to gets calls and texts from places like Monterrey and Salinas, California which I now know is near San Fran. People were asking me at all hours of the day whether I was available for incall, outcall, one guy even asked if I did foot fetish stuff.

I don't know if someone is playing a prank on me or if the escort mis-typed the phone number on the websites. If it is a prank, it is actually a pretty good one. Super annoying. I might have to actually change my number if this does not let up.

did you google your number to see if it is coming up anywhere online?

 

[RUSF18]

Wonder where they got that idea, "meatwad1".

 

[Johnny Rock]

Are you declaring the income?

Please post details in the "Start up a business for < $10,000” thread.

 

[heckmanm]

so do you do foot fetish or not?

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Please post the number so we can research for you.

ETA: How much for the Cleveland Steamer?

 

[shadyridr]

Here is the stock text I have been giving back to people since yesterday.

"This is KSBW news (real news station that I looked up). You have just been caught soliciting an underage prostitute. This number will be forwarded to the local authorities and you can expect a follow up interview sometime in the middle of next week for our human trafficking story we are running later this month".

Some of the guys are actually pretty freaked out, like they are sending messages back trying to un-implicate themselves from this sordid business.

I got one guy pretty good when said that I was Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator: Texting Edition"

So wrong but so funny

 

[Jayrod]

Here is the stock text I have been giving back to people since yesterday.

"This is KSBW news (real news station that I looked up). You have just been caught soliciting an underage prostitute. This number will be forwarded to the local authorities and you can expect a follow up interview sometime in the middle of next week for our human trafficking story we are running later this month".

Some of the guys are actually pretty freaked out, like they are sending messages back trying to un-implicate themselves from this sordid business.

I got one guy pretty good when said that I was Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator: Texting Edition"

I KNEW IT!!

 

[spOOfy]

Here is the stock text I have been giving back to people since yesterday.

"This is KSBW news (real news station that I looked up). You have just been caught soliciting an underage prostitute. This number will be forwarded to the local authorities and you can expect a follow up interview sometime in the middle of next week for our human trafficking story we are running later this month".

Some of the guys are actually pretty freaked out, like they are sending messages back trying to un-implicate themselves from this sordid business.

I got one guy pretty good when said that I was Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator: Texting Edition"

 

[kentric]

Funny you should mention this. I was in the bar the other day and on the wall was this: "For a good time, call Meatwad at ### ### #### - they call him Meatwad for a reason". Underneath that was "does foot fetishes by request"

 

[jon_mx]

Face - 8/10

Body - 9/10

Service - 4/10

While meatwad1 is super hot, the service was rushed and lacked any emotion. Will not repeat.

Total damage - $50, no tip

Not even the tip?!!? And he calls himself meatwad. What a disappointment!

 

[sports_fan]

 

[Wilfredo Ledezma]

Bathroom Wall

 

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Here is the stock text I have been giving back to people since yesterday.

"This is KSBW news (real news station that I looked up). You have just been caught soliciting an underage prostitute. This number will be forwarded to the local authorities and you can expect a follow up interview sometime in the middle of next week for our human trafficking story we are running later this month".

Some of the guys are actually pretty freaked out, like they are sending messages back trying to un-implicate themselves from this sordid business.

I got one guy pretty good when said that I was Chris Hansen from "To Catch a Predator: Texting Edition"

So wrong but so funny

 

[Osaurus]

Are you friends with Chris Hansen by chance?

 

[EYLive]

Please post the number so we can research for you.

ETA: How much for the Cleveland Steamer?

For that sort of thing, you'll need to contact meatwad#2.

 

[meatwad1]

I ended up calling the prostitute...she is from Wisconsin, but has now shipped out to Cali to ply her trade. The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number. I asked her what carrier she uses and she said she doesn't have one. Does that mean she has some illegal jailbroken phone?

Anyways I ended by seeing if she gave long distance rimjobs; that is when she hung up on me.

 

[mquinnjr]

I ended up calling the prostitute...she is from Wisconsin, but has now shipped out to Cali to ply her trade. The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number. I asked her what carrier she uses and she said she doesn't have one. Does that mean she has some illegal jailbroken phone?

Anyways I ended by seeing if she gave long distance rimjobs; that is when she hung up on me.

Probably just a burner. In that line of work, I'd have to think that's standard practice.

 

[jon_mx]

I ended up calling the prostitute...she is from Wisconsin, but has now shipped out to Cali to ply her trade. The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number. I asked her what carrier she uses and she said she doesn't have one. Does that mean she has some illegal jailbroken phone?

Anyways I ended by seeing if she gave long distance rimjobs; that is when she hung up on me.

I am guessing the number that was off is in the area code. The base number is probably the same. She may have only put the base number down for her own name which matches your and is why your number showed up as her on her phone.

 

[Johnny Rock]

The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number.

The phone call is coming from inside your pants.

 

[kupcho1]

The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number.

The phone call is coming from inside your pants.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number.

The phone call is coming from inside your pants.

 

[fatness]

So.............. are you busy Friday night? Have you ever been wrapped in ham?

 

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The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number.

The phone call is coming from inside your pants.

 

[The Duff Man]

You are missing a golden opportunity to take advantage of free advertising and make some extra coin.

 

[kupcho1]

The number in her ad is one digit off of what mine is, but when I called her she acted all freaked out because supposedly, my number shows up as her number when I call. So in essence, we have the same number.

The phone call is coming from inside your pants.

I still think this is one of the best posts ever. On a per-word basis, absolute gold.