My poker hand from last night (1 Viewer)

[David Dodds]

Absolute true story.

Guy raised the pot from mid position. Table folded to me. I looked down and had 94 offsuit and folded too.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Absolute true story.

Guy raised the pot from mid position. Table folded to me. I looked down and had 94 offsuit and I folded too.

Did you have your sunglasses on?

 

[David Dodds]

Absolute true story.

Guy raised the pot from mid position. Table folded to me. I looked down and had 94 offsuit and I folded too.

Did you have your sunglasses on?

I did have my glasses on. I sometimes will Hollywood it a bit before folding, but this time I just cut right to the chase and folded like I knew what I was doing.

 

[Jene Bramel]

This is not like you at all. You may need to take some time away from the table and get back on your game.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Dodds you play in the FFA Poker stars game 20$ NL @ 11pm est, I will give the winner 100 extra

 

[tommyboy]

9/4 suited...all in #####!

 

[r0llin_game]

Where are you playing at Dodds?

 

[Josie Maran]

SO EXCITING!!!! Position? Blinds? Sounds wonderful!

I wish there was a game where I could fold 90% of the time! That is some hot-time gambling fun right there, kids!

*FYI, in case you're unfamiliar with sarcasm that was me mocking Hold Em because it's an absolutely horrible game that has ruined Guy Poker Night for the past 15 years.

 

[bweiser]

Absolute true story.

Guy raised the pot from mid position. Table folded to me. I looked down and had 94 offsuit and folded too.

True story from my $2/$5 session Monday night.

European guy calls $10 stradddled pot in which musclehead tried to raise to $20.

Flop K94. Euro guy - sounded exactly like Patrik Antonius - bets flop, turn and river and gets probably close to $400 off musclehead who goes into a classic rant.

Of course, musclehead and Euro guy were each 100 percent VPIP and were going back and forth all night as I sat in between unable to make one decent hand against either.

 

[Josie Maran]

OMG great story!

 

[Abraham]

Did I ever tell you about the time I folded three straight orbits at the mirage?

 

[Dentist]

Is it 2005 again? Man there was some good poker action from 2004-2008

 

[Dentist]

SO EXCITING!!!! Position? Blinds? Sounds wonderful!

I wish there was a game where I could fold 90% of the time! That is some hot-time gambling fun right there, kids!

*FYI, in case you're unfamiliar with sarcasm that was me mocking Hold Em because it's an absolutely horrible game that has ruined Guy Poker Night for the past 15 years.

I agree that Hold 'em has really worn out for me in many cases.

Did you prefer 7 card stud?

or some weird poker variant like 5 card stud, deuces are wild, high spade wins 1/2 the pot?

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

That is a bad beat. :(

 

[Zow]

Pretty sure homer prefer games of the in-between (aka acey ducey) and two card guys variety.

 

[Fennis]

SO EXCITING!!!! Position? Blinds? Sounds wonderful!

I wish there was a game where I could fold 90% of the time! That is some hot-time gambling fun right there, kids!

*FYI, in case you're unfamiliar with sarcasm that was me mocking Hold Em because it's an absolutely horrible game that has ruined Guy Poker Night for the past 15 years.

I agree that Hold 'em has really worn out for me in many cases.

Did you prefer 7 card stud?

or some weird poker variant like 5 card stud, deuces are wild, high spade wins 1/2 the pot?

deuces, one eyed jacks and suicide kings wild

 

[Fennis]

Pretty sure homer prefer games of the in-between (aka acey ducey) and two card guys variety.

i thought he prefered teenage girls.

 

[[icon]]

ALL IN!!!!

 

[chet]

Great story, bra.

Your best post ever, IMO, was a response to my thread where I detailed the antics of a cheating commissioner. Please try to relive some of your former glory. TIA

 

[JB Breakfast Club]

Great discipline displayed by sitting down for only one hand. That table image will carry over to future visits, I'm sure.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Did he have it?

 

[Arizona Ron]

Man, and I thought my life was a roller coaster. Hang in there GB, the good hands are coming.

 

[D in the D]

GD Variance, I tell ya.

 

[The General]

It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

 

[QuizGuy66]

Absolute true story.

Guy raised the pot from mid position. Table folded to me. I looked down and had 94 offsuit and folded too.

Can't call 50 when your hand is 49. 'tis true.

-QG

 

[Short Corner]

Challenge Poker

 

[GroveDiesel]

Pretty sure homer prefer games of the in-between (aka acey ducey) and two card guys variety.

More like Old Maid and Uno.

 

[sdp1226]

It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

Want a cookie?

 

[Josie Maran]

SO EXCITING!!!! Position? Blinds? Sounds wonderful!

I wish there was a game where I could fold 90% of the time! That is some hot-time gambling fun right there, kids!

*FYI, in case you're unfamiliar with sarcasm that was me mocking Hold Em because it's an absolutely horrible game that has ruined Guy Poker Night for the past 15 years.

I agree that Hold 'em has really worn out for me in many cases.

Did you prefer 7 card stud?

or some weird poker variant like 5 card stud, deuces are wild, high spade wins 1/2 the pot?

You name it, buddy. Dealer's choice.