My Wife Won't Let Me Work At Walgreens (1 Viewer)

[McGarnicle]

I love it there so much. I go to the Machine to get my Blood Pressure checked, and they have Magazines, and the Pharmacy Guy said a two hour Erection is not a Big Deal. My Wife is a World Class ##### though, and won't let me Apply For A Job There (At Walgreens). What the hell Man?!

I'm starting A Business Scheme where I sell Used Spark Plugs like they're New, any FOOTBALLGUYS interested in Investing some Seed Money to help me Get Started?!!!!

 

[Sarnoff]

She's probably worried you'll plow that slutty Pharma Tech

 

[JGalligan]

I love it there so much. I go to the Machine to get my Blood Pressure checked, and they have Magazines, and the Pharmacy Guy said a two hour Erection is not a Big Deal. My Wife is a World Class ##### though, and won't let me Apply For A Job There (At Walgreens). What the hell Man?!

I'm starting A Business Scheme where I sell Used Spark Plugs like they're New, any FOOTBALLGUYS interested in Investing some Seed Money to help me Get Started?!!!!

10/10 - would read Again.

 

[johnnycakes]

I love it there so much. I go to the Machine to get my Blood Pressure checked, and they have Magazines, and the Pharmacy Guy said a two hour Erection is not a Big Deal. My Wife is a World Class ##### though, and won't let me Apply For A Job There (At Walgreens). What the hell Man?!

I'm starting A Business Scheme where I sell Used Spark Plugs like they're New, any FOOTBALLGUYS interested in Investing some Seed Money to help me Get Started?!!!!

You married a hot American woman, right? Is this her?

 

[zoonation]

Lol.

 

[seahawk 17]

Probably a good thing. You would work there for three months... thinking you would get promoted and ####. I would walk off the street and be your new shift lead, and you would go home and beat your wife and slit your wrists.

 

[Short Corner]

She's probably blowing the pharmacist for oxys.

 

[Phil Elliott]

Moving out of the parents house will be a start.

 

[TheIronSheik]

What kind of car do you drive?

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

She's probably blowing the pharmacist for oxys.

Interestingly I just heard from a friend whose brother is married to a woman who was actually doing just this.

It seems there are plenty of housewives hooked on these.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Looking for Em's fantasy league thread, can't find it... came across this

 

[Jayrod]

I love it there so much. I go to the Machine to get my Blood Pressure checked, and they have Magazines, and the Pharmacy Guy said a two hour Erection is not a Big Deal. My Wife is a World Class ##### though, and won't let me Apply For A Job There (At Walgreens). What the hell Man?!

I'm starting A Business Scheme where I sell Used Spark Plugs like they're New, any FOOTBALLGUYS interested in Investing some Seed Money to help me Get Started?!!!!

I'm trying to find the hidden message embedded in this post because that is the only thing that makes sense here.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Walgreens > Walmart