Naked guy falls thru airport ceiling into ladies room; bites old man (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard this one...

BOSTON (AP) — A naked man fell through the ceiling of a women's bathroom at Logan Airport on Saturday, then ran out of the restroom and viciously assaulted an elderly man while he was still in the buff and bleeding, before being arrested, state police said.

Cameron Shenk, 26, of Boston, was charged with attempted murder, mayhem, assault and battery on a person over 60, assault and battery on a police officer, lewd and lascivious conduct and malicious destruction to property.

The bizarre behavior began shortly before noon when a woman using a restroom located before the security checkpoint in Terminal C reported that a naked man had fallen through the ceiling and landed in the stall area, state police spokesman David Procopio said. The man had apparently sneaked into the bathroom, undressed inside one of the stalls and climbed into the crawl space above the restroom before crashing through the ceiling, Procopio said.

The man, later identified as Shenk, then fled the bathroom and assaulted an 84-year-old man he encountered, biting the man's ear and attempting to choke him with his own cane, Procopio said.

The reason for the attack was unknown. Shenk scuffled with responding troopers who arrested him, leaving one trooper with a minor hand injury, Procopio said. The 84-year-old man was taken to a hospital to have his injured ear treated.

 

[ScottNorwood]

You can be charged with Mayhem?

 

[Raider Nation]

You can be charged with Mayhem?

If so, this certainly qualifies.

 

[Andrew74]

You can be charged with Mayhem?

Makes those insurance commercials a little more real now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PM Shenk

 

[joffer]

I hate when that happens

 

[Raider Nation]

Boston was my second guess, right after Albuquerque.

 

[squistion]

You can be charged with Mayhem?

Yes, Mayhem meaning dismembering or disfiguring someone.

 

[Das Boot]

But Shenk's originally from FL, right?

 

[Insein]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[Zegras11]

My first thought was....

Cameron = RN

 

[Raider Nation]

My first thought was....

Cameron = RN

C'mon. I wouldn't have bitten the old guy.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh, to be 26 again...

 

[McGarnicle]

Belichick is such a cheating turd.

 

[jon_mx]

TheIronShenk strikes again.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

My problem with this is that there's a separate charge for assault and battery of a person over 60...the guy's 84. That shouldn't even count. Anyone over 80 should be fair game and honestly it should cancel out one of the other lesser charges. 100% chance that old fart drove to the airport going 40 on the highway. Shenk was just doing his civic duty. But yeah, feel free to lock him up for the nude toilet dive and resisting arrest.

 

[chauncey]

That is why I don't eat acid and go to the airport. A few bumps in the car and then bourbon neat at the bar until boarding. What an amateur.