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naked man arrested for drunken dildo threats in bar (1 Viewer)

Wilfredo Ledezma

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http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4658867

He appeared in a U.K. court Thursday after the Nov. 16 pub flub. Police say the 51-year-old waltzed into The White Hart bar in Tunstall "in a state of nakedness," and carrying a bag of dildos. He allegedly declared that he'd fight anyone who didn't like it.

"He turned to face the customers and said, 'If anyone has a problem with me they can take it outside,'" Prosecutor Steve Knowles said in a North Staffordshire court Thursday

 
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If only someone was able to legally carry their own concieled dildo this tragedy could have been averted

 
In olden days when men were men every dude in the bar would have drawn their dildo on this guy and he'd have been pegged to death.

 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...

 

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