Nebraska woman eats TWO 72 ounce steaks in 15 minutes! (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/local-news/20140527-nebraska-woman-eats-2-72-ounce-steaks-in-15-minutes-in-amarillo.ece

Sorry Christo, she's 5'7" 125.

 

[zoonation]

Nothing is sexier than competition eating.

 

[Parrothead]

imagine the poop she took the next day

 

[Jayrod]

She looks like a hyena working that thing over.

I am simultaneously impressed and repulsed by this. I'm also hungry and nauseous at the same time.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I don't think her boyfriend asks for HJs too often ...

 

[glock]

Every 6 months or so...

 

[Sinrman]

I don't think her boyfriend asks for HJs too often ...

QOTD

 

[mquinnjr]

 

[Dentist]

imagine the poop she took the next day

now imagine it was on a chest

 

[Dentist]

why doesn't this gal do the summer hotdog thing and actually get famous for her talents?

Everyone knows who Joey Chestnut and Kobyashi are, but I'm more impressed by what this gal does.. i've watched numerous of his videos in amazement and horror.

She needs to do the hotdog challenge!

 

[Sarnoff]

why doesn't this gal do the summer hotdog thing and actually get famous for her talents?

Everyone knows who Joey Chestnut and Kobyashi are, but I'm more impressed by what this gal does.. i've watched numerous of his videos in amazement and horror.

She needs to do the hotdog challenge!

She beat Kobyashi in Wings.

 

[Sarnoff]

Oh, and apparently she was from Minnesota last time.

 

[Chaka]

Link

 

[DiStefano]

Oh, and apparently she was from Minnesota last time.

Yeah, she drove down to Amarillo and ate a Honda.

 

[jon_mx]

So it would take her over a half-hour to finish me off.

 

[Sarnoff]

She'd be a cheap date since every meal she eats is free.

 

[tdoss]

No way she's chewing enough...colon blow won't even fix what needs to come outta that blown out balloon knot.

 

[Sarnoff]

Watching her pour the dressing all over the salad, then scoop it up and eat it with her hands, gave me the weirdest boner.

 

[Christo]

Watching her pour the dressing all over the salad, then scoop it up and eat it with her hands, gave me the weirdest boner.

HOW WEIRD WAS IT?!?1?1?1?

 

[Guest]

She was on a local/syndicated in some places radio show a couple of weeks ago after she set the pudding eating world record.

Think of the bowel movement after that? I can't even watch all of it.

 

[mquinnjr]

why doesn't this gal do the summer hotdog thing and actually get famous for her talents?

Everyone knows who Joey Chestnut and Kobyashi are, but I'm more impressed by what this gal does.. i've watched numerous of his videos in amazement and horror.

She needs to do the hotdog challenge!

She beat Kobyashi in Wings.

Wow, yeah, that's fairly impressive to have beaten Kobayashi. And I'm with dentist, it would be fun to watch her take on Joey Chestnut.

Slight hijack on the Wing Bowl, which really is a true Tournament of Champions (and reminded me of this gem on another former champion):

http://www.newsworks.org/index.php/local/the-latest/60571-wing-eating-champ-gets-7-years-for-nj-drug-dealing

 

[Politician Spock]

She was on a local/syndicated in some places radio show a couple of weeks ago after she set the pudding eating world record.

Think of the bowel movement after that? I can't even watch all of it.

She could have kept going. Who put the 3 minute limit in place?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Giving birth would probably tickle after the dumps she unloads.

 

[Politician Spock]

this is disgusting

 

[Sarnoff]

this is disgusting

So horngry right now

 

[Kal El]

All I can think of is a quote from Hellboy: "You're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out."

 

[Dentist]

Giving birth would probably tickle after the dumps she unloads.

I'd definitely like to see what her next 24 hours is like after a few gallons of pudding or 144oz of steak. She would have to be just destroying and clogging any non industrial toilet.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Giving birth would probably tickle after the dumps she unloads.

I'd definitely like to see what her next 24 hours is like after a few gallons of pudding or 144oz of steak. She would have to be just destroying and clogging any non industrial toilet.

I bet you would.

 

[jon_mx]

Watching her pour the dressing all over the salad, then scoop it up and eat it with her hands, gave me the weirdest boner.

HOW WEIRD WAS IT?!?1?1?1?

It was T-boned.

 

[Chaka]

All I can think about is the fact that somebody was actually able to quote Hellboy.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Most amazing thing I have ever seen.

 

[glock]

She was on a local/syndicated in some places radio show a couple of weeks ago after she set the pudding eating world record.

Think of the bowel movement after that? I can't even watch all of it.

SHE has no problem swallowing...

 

[Rayderr]

How does she not end up with a 9-month pregnant looking belly after that?

 

[glock]

this is disgusting

1:38 of prep...

 

[Kal El]

All I can think about is the fact that somebody was actually able to quote Hellboy.

As far as movies go, it's not the worst I've seen by a long shot. That and I watched it a few weeks ago.

 

[lumpy19]

She was on a local/syndicated in some places radio show a couple of weeks ago after she set the pudding eating world record.

Think of the bowel movement after that? I can't even watch all of it.

pssshh she only beat the record by 10lbs

 

[Politician Spock]

this is disgusting

1:38 of prep...

She dumped a cup of ice on it, which melted within seconds.

 

[glock]

She was on a local/syndicated in some places radio show a couple of weeks ago after she set the pudding eating world record.

Think of the bowel movement after that? I can't even watch all of it.

pssshh she only beat the record by 10lbs

...and the burrito record by only 5 minutes.

 

[glock]

this is disgusting

1:38 of prep...

She dumped a cup of ice on it, which melted within seconds.

I'd be done after the two peppers. In the bathroom, crying like a baby.

 

[bostonfred]

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/local-news/20140527-nebraska-woman-eats-2-72-ounce-steaks-in-15-minutes-in-amarillo.ece

Sorry Christo, she's 5'7" 125.

134 when she finished nine pounds of steak.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

imagine the poop she took the next day

Start hiding plumbers.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

I thought the video was sped up at first. Ugh, looks like a hyena scarfing down a rabbit.

 

[Koya]

Give that girl a sammich.

Like four 6 foot long heros.

 

[Hang 10]

Nothing is sexier than competition eating.

Challenge accepted.

imagine the poop she took the next day

Sexier.

imagine the poop she took the next day

now imagine it was on a chest

Sexiest.

 

[Spanky267]

How does she not end up with a 9-month pregnant looking belly after that?

She jogs to all of the competition venues, from her home.

 

[Rayderr]

How does she not end up with a 9-month pregnant looking belly after that?

She jogs to all of the competition venues, from her home.

I'm talking about immediately afterwards. How is that stomach not visible distended from the 10-15 pounds of food?

 

[boots11234]

The way she just hammers the meat. Can you imagine her monthly toilet paper bill? Her brown eye must open up as wide as a tree trunk.

 

[BigJohn]

imagine the poop she took calf she birthed the next day

 

[Spanky267]

How does she not end up with a 9-month pregnant looking belly after that?

She jogs to all of the competition venues, from her home.

I'm talking about immediately afterwards. How is that stomach not visible distended from the 10-15 pounds of food?

ya got me there Chief.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

this is disgusting

1:38 of prep...

At about a minute in: "I'm not a stupid person..."